Steer it into an iceberg

Really? Doug Stanhope and Norm MacDonald are the best you could come up with?

Those are two of the best living comedians. Are you a big kevin hart fan?

Wow he has a million dollars? He should just burn the boat and buy 30 more. With that kind of insane wealth why worry about trivial things like this.

Clearly you should do a sentimental burning, you can probably do it tomorrow night without any questions! Don't sully it's memory claiming insurance, this is about the moment you will have burning something you love.

OP already had his/her mind made-up and decided to waste everyone's time.

Hey there, chucklefarks.

I appreciate the bitterness from those of you who do not have a net worth > 7 figures, who lack the foresight to run 20% out of the money puts across all of the major indices in September of 2007 (and tank XLF hard to the tune of 20K), and who do not own a boat that you do not know what the **** to do with. Or have an ability to construct a coherent sentence. Or something.

I took the good posters comments into account, and my boy who sported me basketball tickets back in the day had been repaid 10,000-fold. Thank you for your good advice.

I also drove all the way to Providence, RI all by myself last night to see Doug Stanhope in action. He is the greatest living comedian, and possibly the greatest of all time. If your opinion is contrary to mine, it is wrong.

You are not nearly as clever as you have convinced yourself you are

What does any of this have to do with your question?

If you asked to light some cash on fire and a 10 year old told you it was a bad idea, is he wrong because his net worth is under 7 figs and he didn't predict a market crash?

I don't know what you guys obsession is with those 7 figures. I got way more figures:



Bunch of scrubs, 7 figures, please

You have a boat, you cant fold ffs

Hire Captain Ron to sail the boat to Chicago.

Just wait till you hit the 8 figure club

8 figure club is nothing compared to three commas club.