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09-07-2018 , 11:09 AM
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"I think we'll have something interesting to announce in a few months... that's better than anyone thinks is possible," Musk told Rogan of Neuralink. "Best case scenario, we effectively merge with AI."
Musk says his new technology will be able to seamlessly combine humans with computers, giving us a shot at becoming "symbiotic" with artificial intelligence.
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09-07-2018 , 11:11 AM
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09-07-2018 , 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Didace
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"I think we'll have something interesting to announce in a few months... that's better than anyone thinks is possible," Musk told Rogan of Neuralink. "Best case scenario, we effectively merge with AI."
Musk says his new technology will be able to seamlessly combine humans with computers, giving us a shot at becoming "symbiotic" with artificial intelligence.
This, basically:
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Originally Posted by ToothSayer
he did the old donkey carrot trick again:



Your average Tesla investor
The ChipRicks and heltoks of the world lap this **** up and actually think it's somewhat possible.

Last edited by ToothSayer; 09-07-2018 at 11:34 AM.
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09-07-2018 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by TeflonDawg
This whole thread seems like nonsense at this point. I think everyone forgets that this company wouldn't even exist right now if the market weren't in a ten year GOAT bull run. It arguably may not have existed long before now.
Are you actually serious? This is one of the dumbest comments I've ever read that was meant to be serious. It's twice as dumb because of the arrogance.
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09-07-2018 , 11:27 AM
He’s Trump, business edition. A lifetime fraud and con man whose bull**** is finally catching up to him.
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09-07-2018 , 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Riverman
He’s Trump, business edition. A lifetime fraud and con man whose bull**** is finally catching up to him.
In which ****ing sense does it catch up with Musk? You guys are only talking, because he (for his very own reason) is not raising money by selling equity. You guys would be quiet if he had $3bn more in the bank - let alone $5-10bn.
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09-07-2018 , 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Didace
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Quote is way out of context.

If you watched the interview the he was obv talking about the very very distant future with respect to humans merging with AI.
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09-07-2018 , 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
You guys are only talking, because he (for his very own reason) is not raising money by selling equity
You really think this is the most probable reading of the evidence at this point?
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09-07-2018 , 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
In which ****ing sense does it catch up with Musk? You guys are only talking, because he (for his very own reason) is not raising money by selling equity. You guys would be quiet if he had $3bn more in the bank - let alone $5-10bn.
Serious question: what the **** are you talking about?
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09-07-2018 , 11:58 AM
Smoke weed everyday
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09-07-2018 , 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by ToothSayer
You really think this is the most probable reading of the evidence at this point?
And people say you dont phrase comments nice enough
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09-07-2018 , 12:05 PM
Outrageous, seriously pissed off Elon didn't inhale. Stock should be crashing on that news alone. Rookie mistake...
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09-07-2018 , 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
Are you actually serious? This is one of the dumbest comments I've ever read that was meant to be serious. It's twice as dumb because of the arrogance.
If you think it's dumb, then please explain why. Also, explain the arrogance part as well, because I'm not really sure what you mean by that.
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09-07-2018 , 12:12 PM
A thesis floating around is Elon should want his shares margin called (starts at 232) to repay his loans, because he cant sell right now likely with SEC/MNPI


If TSLA has to file BK before margin called he would likely be liable for his personal loans and have to liquidate other assets (spacex shares)


It makes a lot of sense.
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09-07-2018 , 12:14 PM
I mean if this all ended with Elon someone saving himself by screwing the cult, it would just seem so fitting.


The movie/mini series would be so lit too.
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09-07-2018 , 12:17 PM
Are the inhale posts jokes? I dont think anyone cares if elon smokes weed. I think people care that he is dumb enough to do it on a live stream.
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09-07-2018 , 12:42 PM
I was joking about him inhaling but honestly it isn't a great sign to do it on a stream and not even know how to do it properly.
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09-07-2018 , 12:43 PM
Hypothetical scenario that I give a ~10%-20% chance of happening in the next few months:

How do we think the market will react if Tesla gets a capable #2 to Musk to help manage operations? Seems that would be a pretty huge positive for the stock

How do we think the market will react if Tesla's board ousts Musk? Price crashes significantly further right? I think this scenario has a ~2%-5% likelihood in the next few months.

I get that ultimately the thesis has more to do with cash/debt at this point but these are also in play and will impact the price.
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09-07-2018 , 12:53 PM
Funny, the short burn of the century doesn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
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09-07-2018 , 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by tomdemaine
There's at least 50$/share of Musk just doing insane things.

Pedogate, funding secured, joe rogan.

At least its creating marketing.
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09-07-2018 , 03:10 PM
Comment from a Seeking Alpha article:

I think going forward they should hire two CAOs so they have a backup when one quits.
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09-07-2018 , 04:27 PM
Can't vouch for legitimacy of this, but twitter thread about Tesla bouncing a $30k check for a trade-in:

https://twitter.com/TwainsMustache/s...68348158214145
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09-07-2018 , 04:32 PM
Also, apparently the folks who built the "Factory Addition" (a.k.a. The Tent) have filed a lien against the company:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmYLA7yXsAEqlVX.jpg:large
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09-07-2018 , 04:40 PM
The best possible take on the CAO leaving after one month and leaving behind $10 million in options is that Tesla is such an incompetent ****show that he decided it was impossible as a working environment despite the extreme pay (many multiples of even large S&P 500 companies).

The reasonable take is that the books show that Tesla is ****ed and it's a zero.

The worst take is that he saw serious accounting fraud and legal issues pending and decided to get out before it stuck to him.

Even the best possible take is extremely bearish on the company's future.
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09-07-2018 , 04:44 PM
Reports that us air force looking into Musk smoking weed since spacex is a govt contractor and apparently drug use is not permitted


Lol. I love how dumb musk is
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