could you elaborate i dont get it

This is Mr Bilzerian without his beard:



Amazing what a beard can do.

Another one:



OK, that last one was a joke, but probably what he'd look like without hitting the gym daily

my highly educated guess is that his father made $$$$$:

1) parking stock. concealing true ownership.... i.e. you have to disclose ownership of a stock beyond threshold. but of course, if a corporate raider discloses that he owns x% of ABC corporation the stock shoots up and it's much more expensive to buy more..... so x person pays you 2% to conceal his $1 billion position. ergo, you make $20MM and someone else probably partially financed your position

2) greenmail - buy up a bunch of a company's stock, threaten nasty takeover. get company to buy back your stock at a premium.......... now illegal, wasn't then - being 80's and 70s

#1 i remember bilzerian. #2 is speculation

His dad made hundreds of millions as a corporate raider

HEY YOU FAT HUMPS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME TONYC750 TOOK SOME OF DAN BILZERIANS MONEY. WE WERE PLAYING NO LIMIT HOLDEM ON DANS YACHT WITH A BUNCH OF HIGH ROLLERS. I GOT BORED WHEN I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN THE POTS SO I PULLED OUT MY HOMEWORK FROM THE DRAFTING CLASS I'M TAKING AT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE BECAUSE TONYC750 IS ALWAYS TRYING TO BETTER HIMSELF. I ASK BILZERIAN IF I COULD USE HIS JAW AS A T-SQUARE BECAUSE IT WOULD WORK PERFECTLY. BILZERIAN SAYS NO AND LOOKS INSULTED. NOW HERES THE PART WHERE IT GETS DELICATE. NEXT THING I KNOW BILZERIAN HAS ME BENT OVER THE SIDE OF THE YACHT AND IS UNDRESSING ME. HE SAYS "IM GONNA MAKE A DEPOSIT INTO YOUR TRUST FUND HAHAHAHAHAHA" HE THEN PROCEEDS TO VIOLATE MY BODY FOR SEVERAL MINUTES. AFTER HE WAS FINISHED I GRABBED A CRISP ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL FROM THE TABLE AND JUMPED SHIP AND SWAM TO SHORE. LOOKS LIKE I GOT THE LAST LAUGH. SEE YA WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA YOU FAT HUMPS.

wiki'ed some stuff..

didn't realize that his dad went bankrupt - maybe twice.....

that's partially why people set up trust funds for family members and buy gigantic houses in florida.

in the first case, now it's your kid's money but hopefully they will share liberally.

as per giant florida house, it is exempt from bankruptcy repo........ not sure how many other states but florida is renowned for it and nice place to live. that's partly why OJ moved to florida.

looks like his dad only did one successfully completed major acquisition....... but made money by buying stocks and putting them in play.. and that's where "stock parking" comes into play. build up a large position without having to disclose it. but of course it probably wasn't honest reflection

FIRST AND ****ING FOREMOST, COOL, YOU LIKE BERNIE'S WISHES AND DREAMS APPROACH TO POLITICS. "FREE COLLEGE FOR EVERYONE AND A GODDAMN PONY." YES, THAT SOUNDS ****ING WONDERFUL BUT DO YOU THINK HILLARY COULD EVEN SAY THOSE WORDS WITHOUT FOX NEWS LITERALLY BURYING HER ALIVE IN TAMPONS AND CRUCIFIXES?
YOU DON'T LIKE THAT SHE HAD CERTAIN NOW-UNACCEPTABLE POLICIES BACK IN THE '90S? HEY, I GET THAT THAT **** SEEMS LIKE LAST WEEK, BUT IT WAS ANOTHER GODDAMN WORLD ENTIRELY. I GET THAT WE ALL THINK WE'RE THE UNIVERSE'S BESTEST HUMANS BUT MOST OF THIS COUNTRY JUST LEARNED TRANS PEOPLE EXIST, LIKE, YESTERDAY. LET'S NOT PRETEND WE'VE ALL BEEN THE MOST INCLUSIVE PROGRESSIVE SUPER-COOL PEEPS FOR LIKE A THOUSAND YEARS NOW. PROGRESSIVE MEANS JUST THAT--PROGRESS. **** THAT WAS A BIG GODDAMN DEAL AT THE TIME IS NOT COOL NOW. PROGRESS. IT'S ****ING SWELL.
YOU DON'T LIKE THAT SHE PLAYS THE GAME? THAT SHE HAS TIES TO THE ESTABLISHMENT? FOR ONE THING, THAT'S HOW **** ****ING GETS DONE. FOR THE OTHER THING, THE BIGGEST THING, A WOMAN DOESN'T GET THE ****ING OPTION *NOT* TO PLAY THE GAME. NOT NOW. NOT YET. WE ALL WISH THINGS WERE DIFFERENT BUT THEY DON'T BECOME DIFFERENT WHILE WE'RE ATTACKING THE ****ING PERSON WHO CAN MAKE THAT POSSIBLE.
AND THESE NEW BERNIE VS. HILLARY MEMES. WHAT THE **** ARE YOU EVEN DOING?