I had a craigslist scam attempt and wanted to have fun with it.
The conversation starts at the bottom and builds.
Enjoy...
Hi Martin,
I received your paypal payment confirmation yesterday. Thank You. I will ship your items asap.
This is a really good news, I wanted to let you know the $600 is on its way to your shipper. On the way to the Western Union to send the $600 to your shipper, I stopped by Tootsies, a nice corner bar near Western Union, that was featuring, for 1 night only, Double Nichols, a fancy dancer with 55-DDD"S, .I am a big fan of Dancing with the Stars on TV and enjoy all that fancy dancing, and I did not want to miss the opportunity to see some fancy dancing. She sounded pretty, so I thought I would see her and that I could quickly stopped in. I might learn a new dance step.
Anyway, I only stopped in for a quick drink, but they were running a personal dance special, BOGO, Buy One, Get one Free. Well, hoping to learn a new dance, and not wanting to miss a bargain, I decided to only get one dance (+ my one free one). While I was enjoying the dance, the female dancer asked me what I was up to. I told her that I had sold an item on craigslist and that I was on my way to Western Union with $650 to send to a shipper. She was very impressed that I would help a stranger and I was a nice and interesting guy and she bought me a beer and a shot of vodka. it was real good and she was a good dancer too.
Anyway, she invited me to the VIP room and she said they had transfers from the Soviet Union, who were shippers, which are better than the Western Union, and that she could transfer my $650 for me and save me a trip to the store down the road. I wanted to save time , so we went off to the VIP room.
The VIP room was very dark and it was filled with very tall, beautiful women, you would like it. When you get back in from sea, you may want to check it out. The women were very kind to me. The dancer who brought me to the VIP explained to the others that I needed a $600 Western Union, but she wanted to show me how much better the Soviet Union was so she bought me here. They all agreed with her, they believed Soviet Unions were better and opened up a bottle of Champaign, and we all drank some. It was very good and they were all dancing and removing their clothes. It was getting very warm, so to cool down, they girls removed all their clothes so they would not sweat while they were dancing. I told them that I did not mind..
Anyway, after a few dances and bottles of Champaign, they wanted to transfer the $600 for you, as it was getting late. I gave them your money, the address, and I thanked them, and finished my Champaign. After the music stopped, these real big guys asked me to leave. I said I needed a receipt from the shippers and would not leave until I got a receipt.
One big guy told me that they were strippers, not shippers, and that they do not give receipts. I explained my situation, about you being out to sea, going to Western Union, seeing the sign for Double Nichols, BOGO, Vodka, Soviet Union, and Champaign and the VIP room - And It was all just an honest misunderstanding and I did not want to disappoint you by not getting a receipt. Next thing I know, I was dizzy and woke up in the parking lot.
Long story short, you shipper should be getting a transfer from the Soviet Union very soon. It is better than Western Union and, Like I explained, I could not get a receipt, but I trust them very much. Please let me know when your shipper will be picking up the item you bought so I can pack it very well.
Thanks, C
In a message dated 11/21/2010 10:13:19 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,
andersonm289876@gmail.com writes:
Thank Am Ok with the price $2,500.00 i will make the payment in to your paypal accountas soon as i here back from you. there is a little problem with the shipping agent, I am currently on sea and i am buying the it for my dad as i explained earlier on and i tried to book pick up with my pick up agent, but they asked me to pay first before they can make the booking, and they only accept western union money transfer for payments and they dont accept paypal or bank transfer and I tried to send the money online but i couldnt, i'm tired now, i dont know what to do.. I am on sea and there is no way i can find a western union agent to make the transfer to my pick up agent. I will like to know if, its ok for me to include my pick up agent's fees in the payments I'm about to send to you through paypal, my pick up agent charged $500 plus insurance and all 'o that, after i have made the payments you will help me forward the $500 to my pick up agent through western union money transfer, this I would have done myself and not bother you but, for the fact that I am
currently on sea, it will be difficult for me and i will like the whole transaction to be done as soon as possible and i can be the next owner. I only seeking your consent before going ahead with the payments. I will so much happy to hearing back from you soonest and i can go on with the payment without any delay.
Please email me as soon as posible
Thank you
Martin
Pay my email address at paypal the amount in the subject line and you can have the dining set.
Thanks,C
In a message dated 11/19/2010 4:04:18 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
andersonm289876@gmail.com writes:
Hello My name Is Martin, i will love to make an instant purchase have seen the picture and am okey with it the price , please do withdraw the advert from the site.I don't mind adding an extra 50 dollars for you to take the advert down from the site so that i can be rest assured that am in hand of the item , I really appreciate it, i am an oceanographer and, i am on sea at the moment, i am buying the it for my dad , i want to make it a surprise for him,he wont know anything about it until its delivered to him, i can only pay through paypal as i dont have access to my bank account online as i dont have internet banking,but i have my bank account attached to my paypal account and this is why i insisted on paying you through paypal also paypal is the best way to do business online if you dont have one you can check online wwww.paypal.com to set up account. Kindly get back to me with your paypal details and your last asking price so, we can proceed with the payment and after the payment has been credited to your account.i will get a mover to come down and pick... I will be looking forward hearing back from you.. Greetings
Martin
On Fri, Nov 19, 2010 at 1:26 PM wrote:
Hi Martin-
Yes it is availavle.
you can call me at until 10 pm when you wish to look at it. Its a Beautiful Set.
C
In a message dated 11/18/2010 12:14:14 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
maanderson12345@gmail.com writes:
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
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Hello ,
I saw your advertised and i am interested in having it.please let me
know if is still available?i will more than appreciate your reply
Martin