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03-11-2011 , 09:09 AM

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RaiseWanMiryon

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this thread is so lol .. nice bump

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01-23-2012 , 11:37 PM

#102

animal kingdom

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Bump this great thread

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01-24-2012 , 12:55 AM

#103

LPK

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Any idea where he lives now ?

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01-24-2012 , 01:14 AM

#104

AlwaysLurking

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I played with him yesterday at the Hard Rock in Tampa. He's really fat and has a guido blowout

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01-24-2012 , 05:58 PM

#105

animal kingdom

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What stakes ?

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01-24-2012 , 06:29 PM

#106

YouShoveIcall

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lol where are the pics of mom? Did they get taken down?

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01-24-2012 , 06:50 PM

#107

swd805

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01-24-2012 , 06:57 PM

#108

renkem

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Originally Posted by swd805

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01-24-2012 , 07:34 PM

#109

Land Of The Free?

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Originally Posted by renkem

Wow, I thought it had been shopped!

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01-24-2012 , 09:53 PM

#110

AlwaysLurking

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Playing 5/10 NL

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01-24-2012 , 10:16 PM

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zxjaexz

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Originally Posted by p-shootah

http://www.pokerhand.org/?32193

is this serious?

I think I know what he was thinking in this hand.. he had odds to call cause he put the guy on a gutter ball? lol.. or most likely chip dump. Can't we report this?
notes: his mom gives him 30k and lets him drop out of high school to play poker(verrry badd juddgemennt!)... he plays high stakes magic the gathering and also calls with 7 high vs a full house not raises.. calls... for 50k and it also looks like he's got the Oedipus complex as well possibly explains why his mom gave him 30k to drop out so he wouldn't feel like a failure looks like shes tending to her Oedipus' needs.

Last edited by zxjaexz; 01-24-2012 at 10:37 PM.

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01-24-2012 , 10:40 PM

#112

Da Merlin

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This is such a great thread. Thanks for the bump.

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01-24-2012 , 11:30 PM

#113

Genetikfreak

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those guys in love with him look creepy like in a dirk diggler movie...

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01-24-2012 , 11:31 PM

#114

unta8

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His mom looks like Brenda Warner....WOOF

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01-24-2012 , 11:42 PM

#115

Jack&MarkGetBusy!

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I dont understand this thread. What is the lesson here? Is it that Jordan Berkowitz is now an overweight Hispanic ?

Last edited by Jack&MarkGetBusy!; 01-24-2012 at 11:44 PM. Reason: Holy crap did not realize that was a woman in the pic with him

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01-25-2012 , 12:41 AM

#116

BigFish2010

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I would like to know what happens in the Berkowitz household behind closed doors. I see a Greek tragedy or some Polanski manuscript playing out!

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01-25-2012 , 01:18 AM

#117

dingo_khan

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Originally Posted by The4thFilm

Is that the Son of Sam?

It is the son of Son of Sam. And sure, why not?

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01-25-2012 , 06:39 AM

#118

veganmav

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Is this hand real? http://www.pokerhand.org/?32193

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01-25-2012 , 10:43 AM

#119

silviodante1

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obv dump

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01-25-2012 , 05:47 PM

#120

Nicks Shark Tank

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His mom is a sexier andre agassi

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01-25-2012 , 09:47 PM

#121

biggy333

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thats gotta be a foto shop with the f@* hard on pic with his mother?!?

really tahts real!!

wow jus wowowow

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01-25-2012 , 10:09 PM

#122

samdash

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Originally Posted by biggy333

thats gotta be a foto shop with the f@* hard on pic with his mother?!?

really tahts real!!

wow jus wowowow

rofl

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01-26-2012 , 01:39 AM

#123

AlwaysLurking

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Saw him again tonight. Mentioned the pic with his mom. He is very well aware of this thread and is not amused...

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01-26-2012 , 02:18 AM

#124

Al Capwne

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Must have Armadillos in his trousers...

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01-26-2012 , 02:46 AM

#125

LOLRussians

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Originally Posted by AlwaysLurking

Saw him again tonight. Mentioned the pic with his mom. He is very well aware of this thread and is not amused...

Really? He's not amused, go figure.

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