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01-16-2010 , 03:39 PM

#76

agdci981

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,081

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Originally Posted by juttelstud

He was at PCA this year, we were at the Cove pool/bar drinking one of the days and he was there with a friend and some girls

His mom?

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01-16-2010 , 03:51 PM

#77

TourneyDonk

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 253

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Originally Posted by Mother Mucker

Lot of haterade drinking going on in this thread.

At least his mom has big tiggos.

Hi Jordan!

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01-16-2010 , 05:14 PM

#78

2slick

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,592

whats changed really? why pick on this guy? plenty of dorky online wiggers to go around still. the only difference is that sushi and bumhunting has been added to the mix.

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01-16-2010 , 05:42 PM

#79

Abbaddabba

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Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,807

i can't think of anyone more appropriate to rag on.

busting a huge amount of money via ******ed spending habits and problem gambling is not that uncommon, but if half of the reports that we've all read are accurate, the degree of stupidity and arrogance that flows from that guys veins is on a whole other level.

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01-16-2010 , 05:53 PM

#80

Passpuff

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Lol at people hating on a VP.

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08-19-2010 , 09:06 AM

#81

e i pi

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bump

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08-19-2010 , 09:31 AM

#82

carlweathers

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 234

where are the creepy photos of him and his mum? this thread is rubbish without them.

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08-19-2010 , 10:17 AM

#83

teddyFBI

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 6,596

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Originally Posted by carlweathers

where are the creepy photos of him and his mum? this thread is rubbish without them.

try actually reading the thread.

solid bump btw

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08-19-2010 , 10:33 AM

#84

Ganaram

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 612

"Stimulating, dangerous and seedily glamorous"

love this quote. dramatic, ridiculous, stupid, and appropriate all at once.

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08-19-2010 , 10:36 AM

#85

nielsrock

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 300

Give the guy a break, here's been around the block and has seen as there is to see. He'll be back on top (of his mom) in no time.

"I'm 19 now, and my lawyer says I'm 45 in my head," he says. "I've survived depression, chronic insomnia, the separation of my parents, school problems, women problems, debt problems. I've been through the mill and back."

This SI article is amazing...

"A pudgy 6-foot-1, Berkowitz has the chalk-pale skin and the overly-concentrated mien of a video game tester who never sees daylight."

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08-19-2010 , 06:44 PM

#86

prohornblower

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I thought he looked like 5'9". Is he really 6'1"?

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08-19-2010 , 06:53 PM

#87

carlweathers

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 234

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Originally Posted by teddyFBI

try actually reading the thread.

solid bump btw

my bad friend, i skimmed through the thread and either the photos didn't load or my stupidity took control.

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08-19-2010 , 07:02 PM

#88

BustedNuts16

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,516

would hit?

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08-19-2010 , 08:33 PM

#89

Phleggm

adept

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,036

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Originally Posted by CCx

At least he bought her a new set ( . ) ( . ) before the cash ran out.

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03-10-2011 , 09:14 PM

#90

Decatur217

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 45

Bump worthy???

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03-10-2011 , 10:46 PM

#91

BustedNuts16

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,516

doubtful

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03-10-2011 , 11:08 PM

#92

Morris King

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,061

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Originally Posted by Masquerade

That's so creepy ... it looks like his mom is about to fellate him

ought to be legal IMO, if consentual

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03-10-2011 , 11:10 PM

#93

amurophil

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Originally Posted by BustedNuts16

doubtful

i had fun re-reading

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03-11-2011 , 12:02 AM

#94

Zajebisty

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 946

I did too, but then again I'm under the influence.

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03-11-2011 , 01:18 AM

#95

El Kabong

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Originally Posted by ToTheFelt

lol this is awesome

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03-11-2011 , 02:48 AM

#96

youknowyouloveme

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 80

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Originally Posted by CCx

Um, how is everyone ignoring his mom's f***ing rat tail of a tiny, looooong braid?! That's what I wanna know.

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03-11-2011 , 02:58 AM

#97

BobboSlice

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Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 186

His mom def has some rocket titties. Goes awesome with the 3 foot rat tail. Classic

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03-11-2011 , 03:05 AM

#98

glimmertwin

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,864

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Originally Posted by youknowyouloveme

Um, how is everyone ignoring his mom's f***ing rat tail of a tiny, looooong braid?! That's what I wanna know.

I'd recognize the rat tail and those moobs anywhere. Jordy is obv. Todd Brunson's secret grandchild.

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03-11-2011 , 06:30 AM

#99

Villian1

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 8,174

Def bump worthy, great read. Sad part is I grew up near him.

Any updates??

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03-11-2011 , 07:53 AM

#100

pijisin

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Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13

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Originally Posted by ToTheFelt

Priceless!

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