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what happened to Jordan Berkowitz? what happened to Jordan Berkowitz?

10-30-2009 , 03:29 PM
i know for awhile david williams was backing berkowitz
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10-30-2009 , 03:31 PM
this thread is pretty damn funny.
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10-30-2009 , 03:35 PM
Fur holds its value pretty well, so claims of busto are a bit out of line.
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11-08-2009 , 04:26 PM
he lives in pa and owns a company with his father
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11-08-2009 , 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by no eff eks
That Berkowitz kid seems like a real smart fella.
He and Sklansky exist at opposite ends of the spectrum in proving that higher orders of intelligence aren't a prerequisite for winning @ teh pokerz.
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11-08-2009 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Malekai
http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/s..._Standard.html

Cliffs:

-Guy writes about how much a douche Jordan is at some magic tournament.
-Jordan writes back in slurs and terribad English.
-Guy calls him out on bad grammar etc.
-Jordan sends him the following:

"ok than expect a fight and expect to be f***ed up cause i role deep mother f***er and u dont even kno about that...u better hope i dont see your ugly ass at a tournament cause ill F**K YOU UP."
In a fight, I'd take the Ted Knutson side, -175, ftw.
If you add in any JB hardcore Magic mf's that roll deep with him, I gotta go to -160.
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11-08-2009 , 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Gary Wise
funny thing is, I know both of them and am 110% sure and willing to lay odds that Ted could kick Jordan's ass.
FYP

anybody who poses as he did in pictures with their mom and talks about how they "role deep" is not tough and cannot fight.
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11-08-2009 , 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by FadingStar
That looks like Brian "the thief not the musician" Wilson, no?

When was this taken?
more about Brian Wilson thief stuff please.
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11-08-2009 , 05:57 PM
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11-08-2009 , 07:18 PM
man that crew is deep
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11-08-2009 , 10:16 PM
Lot of haterade drinking going on in this thread.

At least his mom has big tiggos.
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12-01-2009 , 06:06 AM
Lots of priceless material in this thread.
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01-15-2010 , 02:44 AM
Lol what's more balla than a balla watch?

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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd
OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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01-15-2010 , 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Tingletangle
Lol what's more balla than a balla watch?
two balla watches and two balla bracelets all at once?
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01-15-2010 , 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by UnknownRandom
two balla watches and two balla bracelets all at once?
I was thinking 2 balla watches ldo... but yea... two balla watches and two balla bracelets all at once I guess... what
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01-15-2010 , 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Tingletangle
Lol what's more balla than a balla watch?
love the creativity!
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01-15-2010 , 03:47 AM
I thought it went by unnoticed in this thread... but yea I do have to admit I added a little humorous spin to the observation, for that personal touch. me ^^
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01-15-2010 , 04:13 AM
Hair gel is such a terrible thing to waste.
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01-15-2010 , 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Omega_Red
I found him on linkedin
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Jordan Berkowitz’s Education
Marple Newtown
degree of difficulty , Poker,Magic, Psycholigy , 1987 — 2009
See, that's my idea of a shrewd guy. Because his study of Psycholigy will come in handy both at the poker table, and selling used furniture to the shills at Arnold's Used Furniture.

Also, haters gonna hate, but I have it on good authority that he's planning a major comeback at a tournament he's organizing in Arnold's parking lot.

All the major players are gonna be there. Richie Cunningham and his sister Joanie. Ralph Malph. Pinky Toscadero.

And after he's finished whupping their asses, he's going to drive his motorcycle up a huge ramp and then jump a 40 foot pool of water with a couple of man-eating sharks.

Oh wait? Didn't he already jump the shark a couple of years ago. This time around, Jordy goes in the pool, and Humberto Brenes is going to be riding a chark that jumps over him!
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01-15-2010 , 04:52 AM
World Champion of Online Poker 2005-06


How can I be the champ of online poker ??
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01-15-2010 , 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Flacco
World Champion of Online Poker 2005-06


How can I be the champ of online poker ??
perhaps his mom told him and i mean she wouldn't lie to her own son
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01-15-2010 , 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Flacco
World Champion of Online Poker 2005-06


How can I be the champ of online poker ??
at that final table he was the short stack and agreed to stars ****ty chop method flushing all his equity down the toilet before he won it

SFO
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01-16-2010 , 02:53 PM
they should make this a sticky in the forum for all those degenerate young kids here who dream of being a professional poker player.
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01-16-2010 , 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by 11377
they should make this a sticky in the forum for all those degenerate young kids here who dream of being a professional poker player.
Indeed, these kids need to realise that buying tons of unneccesary luxury items and betting massive amounts on sports you don't have any real expertise on are BAD ideas. If only there was some sort of resource available where kids could learns such things.....
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01-16-2010 , 03:02 PM
He was at PCA this year, we were at the Cove pool/bar drinking one of the days and he was there with a friend and some girls
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