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10-28-2009 , 12:50 PM
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10-28-2009 , 01:41 PM
Schadenfreude
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10-28-2009 , 01:57 PM
wow i cant believe this cocky kid is working in a furnature store. loolol
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10-28-2009 , 02:00 PM
Him and his mom are displaying the durability of mattresses.
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10-28-2009 , 02:15 PM
Picked up an accent and has reappeared as full flush.
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10-28-2009 , 04:25 PM
Did he win a WCOOP ME?
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10-28-2009 , 05:12 PM
Is that HH vs Spirit Rock real?
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10-28-2009 , 05:45 PM
I remember watching the WCOOP final table and Barryg was commentating and Barry made the comment that pro players have all gone busto at some point due to investing money and not leaving themselves enough cushion. Jordan (Panella86 then) replied in chat he would never go busto. Said he was drinking and linked everyone to procappers.com. Said you couldn't lose with them.
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10-28-2009 , 07:31 PM
rumor has it he is now doing toe fetish porns
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10-28-2009 , 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Omega_Red
hahaha, thats awesome
i feel sorry for his mom really... she wasted a perfectly good egg...
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10-28-2009 , 09:12 PM
What a hideous F coat.
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10-28-2009 , 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Omega_Red
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Jordan Berkowitz’s Education

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Marple Newtown

degree of difficulty , Poker,Magic, Psycholigy , 1987 — 2009
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10-28-2009 , 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by JDalla
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heh
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10-29-2009 , 02:43 AM
Jordan Berkowitz’s Interests:
Interested in finding a Poker Sponsor for live tournament play. WPT, World series etc...If interested please contact me
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10-30-2009 , 06:59 AM
Wow.
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10-30-2009 , 08:54 AM
Good luck to him.. He's accomplished more in poker than I ever will. I respect him for taking a regular job.

Last edited by Kevmath; 10-30-2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason: i'm sure Jordan's mom would be enthralled by your offer
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10-30-2009 , 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by BustedNuts16
Jordan Berkowitz’s Interests:
Interested in finding a Poker Sponsor for live tournament play. WPT, World series etc...If interested please contact me
Contact Howard Leaderer obv.
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10-30-2009 , 11:35 AM
http://www.starcitygames.com/magic/s..._Standard.html

Cliffs:

-Guy writes about how much a douche Jordan is at some magic tournament.
-Jordan writes back in slurs and terribad English.
-Guy calls him out on bad grammar etc.
-Jordan sends him the following:

"ok than expect a fight and expect to be f***ed up cause i role deep mother f***er and u dont even kno about that...u better hope i dont see your ugly ass at a tournament cause ill F**K YOU UP."
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10-30-2009 , 11:54 AM
^^^ Thanks for that... laughed my ass off.

That Berkowitz kid seems like a real smart fella.

Last edited by no eff eks; 10-30-2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason: cuz he role deep en yuo dont even kno
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10-30-2009 , 11:56 AM
funny thing is, I know both of them and am pretty sure Ted could kick Jordan's ass.
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10-30-2009 , 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ezdonkey
A fellow Magician introduced Berkowitz to online poker, which required more skill and a lot more money. He bankrolled his hobby with $40,000 in Magic winnings, and quickly went bust. So did his parent's marriage.

Like any red-blooded American boy, he asked his mother to stake him to $50,000. Unlike any other red-blooded American mom, she gave it to him. When Jordan told her he wanted to drop out of Marple Newtown High in 11th grade -- "I hate the regimentation. I hate having to wake up for class. I hate being told what to do." -- she let him. Pagona says she didn't want her son to think of himself as a failure.

Jordan played night and day, and quickly blew the 50 grand.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...2/23/end.game/
fav quote "It's not a matter of winning individual pots," he says. "It's a matter of winning tournaments. I know how good I am. I'll only get better."
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10-30-2009 , 12:40 PM
this guy is the definition of jopke
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10-30-2009 , 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by teddyFBI

such a sweet pic
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10-30-2009 , 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Gary Wise
funny thing is, I know both of them and am pretty sure Ted could kick Jordan's ass.
I'm pretty sure everyone could kick Jordan's arse.
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