To me he looks like the kind of guy who wakes up around noon, has a stand up wash at the sink using only cold water. Goes to the kitchen in just a T-Shirt that he has worn 3 days in a row, then makes himself a cup of coffee with milk and 3 sugars, puts 2 bagels under the grill then looks out of the window while waiting for them to grill.
He then takes his breakfast into his lounge to watch some daytime TV while he eats.
He gets bored around 4pm when the quiz shows begin to come on and so turns off the TV. He then flips a coin to decide whether to start up his laptop and watch some amateur porn or to go for a walk around the block, it lands on the walk option but he decides it looks too glum out and so switches on his laptop.
It is now 6pm and he is hungry and so he cooks some food and watches the 6 o'clock news followed by some sit-coms.
9pm He gets concerned his day is almost over and he has not achieved any of his daily goals aside from jerking off 3 times in 2 hours. He decides to log on his computer and take care of whatever work and business commitments he has.
Now it is midnight and he is feeling frisky because he got all of his work done and managed to spend a bit of time on twitter watching barely legal teens vines. He hits up a hooker and books an hour session at her motel suite.
He gets back home around 2:30am, after a quick snack and cup of de-caffeinated coffee he goes to the bathroom and has a stand up wash over the sink using only cold water with a little extra attention on his genitals because he thought the hooker smelled funny.
The he falls into bed with a big wide smile just before he falls asleep thinking about the possibilities tomorrow could bring.
I could be wrong though, I have only seen one picture of him on someone else's facebook and it was a few years ago.
To me he looks like the kind of guy who wakes up around noon, has a stand up wash at the sink using only cold water. Goes to the kitchen in just a T-Shirt that he has worn 3 days in a row, then makes himself a cup of coffee with milk and 3 sugars, puts 2 bagels under the grill then looks out of the window while waiting for them to grill.
He then takes his breakfast into his lounge to watch some daytime TV while he eats.
He gets bored around 4pm when the quiz shows begin to come on and so turns off the TV. He then flips a coin to decide whether to start up his laptop and watch some amateur porn or to go for a walk around the block, it lands on the walk option but he decides it looks too glum out and so switches on his laptop.
It is now 6pm and he is hungry and so he cooks some food and watches the 6 o'clock news followed by some sit-coms.
9pm He gets concerned his day is almost over and he has not achieved any of his daily goals aside from jerking off 3 times in 2 hours. He decides to log on his computer and take care of whatever work and business commitments he has.
Now it is midnight and he is feeling frisky because he got all of his work done and managed to spend a bit of time on twitter watching barely legal teens vines. He hits up a hooker and books an hour session at her motel suite.
He gets back home around 2:30am, after a quick snack and cup of de-caffeinated coffee he goes to the bathroom and has a stand up wash over the sink using only cold water with a little extra attention on his genitals because he thought the hooker smelled funny.
The he falls into bed with a big wide smile just before he falls asleep thinking about the possibilities tomorrow could bring.
I could be wrong though, I have only seen one picture of him on someone else's facebook and it was a few years ago.
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Originally Posted by Kangal_
Why hasn't this received any love?
Amazing.
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Originally Posted by epcfast
Made me chuckle - thanks david.
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Originally Posted by Frantic_
A+
You guys are definitely the types of people who literally laugh out loud at the lame jokes sitcoms produce on primetime television.
To me he looks like the kind of guy who wakes up around noon, has a stand up wash at the sink using only cold water. Goes to the kitchen in just a T-Shirt that he has worn 3 days in a row, then makes himself a cup of coffee with milk and 3 sugars, puts 2 bagels under the grill then looks out of the window while waiting for them to grill.
He then takes his breakfast into his lounge to watch some daytime TV while he eats.
He gets bored around 4pm when the quiz shows begin to come on and so turns off the TV. He then flips a coin to decide whether to start up his laptop and watch some amateur porn or to go for a walk around the block, it lands on the walk option but he decides it looks too glum out and so switches on his laptop.
It is now 6pm and he is hungry and so he cooks some food and watches the 6 o'clock news followed by some sit-coms.
9pm He gets concerned his day is almost over and he has not achieved any of his daily goals aside from jerking off 3 times in 2 hours. He decides to log on his computer and take care of whatever work and business commitments he has.
Now it is midnight and he is feeling frisky because he got all of his work done and managed to spend a bit of time on twitter watching barely legal teens vines. He hits up a hooker and books an hour session at her motel suite.
He gets back home around 2:30am, after a quick snack and cup of de-caffeinated coffee he goes to the bathroom and has a stand up wash over the sink using only cold water with a little extra attention on his genitals because he thought the hooker smelled funny.
The he falls into bed with a big wide smile just before he falls asleep thinking about the possibilities tomorrow could bring.
I could be wrong though, I have only seen one picture of him on someone else's facebook and it was a few years ago.
To me you look like a stalker :P No way you just came up with this.
To me he looks like the kind of guy who wakes up around noon, has a stand up wash at the sink using only cold water. Goes to the kitchen in just a T-Shirt that he has worn 3 days in a row, then makes himself a cup of coffee with milk and 3 sugars, puts 2 bagels under the grill then looks out of the window while waiting for them to grill.
He then takes his breakfast into his lounge to watch some daytime TV while he eats.
He gets bored around 4pm when the quiz shows begin to come on and so turns off the TV. He then flips a coin to decide whether to start up his laptop and watch some amateur porn or to go for a walk around the block, it lands on the walk option but he decides it looks too glum out and so switches on his laptop.
It is now 6pm and he is hungry and so he cooks some food and watches the 6 o'clock news followed by some sit-coms.
9pm He gets concerned his day is almost over and he has not achieved any of his daily goals aside from jerking off 3 times in 2 hours. He decides to log on his computer and take care of whatever work and business commitments he has.
Now it is midnight and he is feeling frisky because he got all of his work done and managed to spend a bit of time on twitter watching barely legal teens vines. He hits up a hooker and books an hour session at her motel suite.
He gets back home around 2:30am, after a quick snack and cup of de-caffeinated coffee he goes to the bathroom and has a stand up wash over the sink using only cold water with a little extra attention on his genitals because he thought the hooker smelled funny.
The he falls into bed with a big wide smile just before he falls asleep thinking about the possibilities tomorrow could bring.
I could be wrong though, I have only seen one picture of him on someone else's facebook and it was a few years ago.