What is the best/funniest screen name you've seen on any poker site? - Page 2 - Poker News

I remember sweating my buddy at 50nl on ftp, and there was this table captain there berating everyone and the like. Anyway he lost a huge pot with an over pair and got owned by a guy called Futtbucker69 who had AKs and got it all in on the flop with a flushdraw and 2 overs or something similarly standard.
So this table captain is filling up the chat about how bad he is etc, until out of the blue he simply replied 'You've just been futtbucked' the captain left pretty much next hand, and me and my mate were in hysterics for ages.

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07-17-2008 , 01:05 AM

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GuiGui_88

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QQ1CUP

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07-17-2008 , 01:08 AM

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the_dal_kid

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I thought "Facebook" on betfair was disturbingly hilarious.

NOLUBE also seems like a player to be feared.

I remember in the last thread there was one about a guy named OMGPOKAR!! and every time he got sucked out on he'd type his own name so it'd look like:

OMGPOKAR!!: OMGPOKAR!!

I got a laugh out of that.

Also shameless self promotion my name is Stylin_On_U and you'd only find it funny if you watched this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_gAV--x3M

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07-17-2008 , 01:19 AM

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Dos

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Originally Posted by riskybiz23

FAIL

thats a great screenname

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07-17-2008 , 01:26 AM

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jimmyhat1000

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lol the futtbucker one is funny

womenarethings also v v good imo

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07-17-2008 , 01:31 AM

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Hardball47

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Originally Posted by Drz81

I'll pimp my own, even though it's not that funny. Especially if you don't watch Family Guy.

Requoted for worthiness.

LMFAO

I don't think this can be topped anytime soon.

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07-17-2008 , 02:24 AM

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Transa

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IHopeThisNameWillFi

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07-17-2008 , 02:39 AM

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ml02kr

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laughed my ass off when i saw Rusty Nipple on FT, lol;

i guess it is funnier if you know the drink, Rusty Nail

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07-17-2008 , 02:49 AM

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King Of Grind

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Originally Posted by Hardball47

Requoted for worthiness.

LMFAO

I don't think this can be topped anytime soon.

qfmft! interesting how many people understood this, and encouraging!

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07-17-2008 , 02:51 AM

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Sp00n

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slavery_lol

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07-17-2008 , 03:13 AM

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Torello

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Originally Posted by GuiGui_88

QQ1CUP

lol

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07-17-2008 , 03:15 AM

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ALLIIIIIIIN!

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The Ollie Williams one is pretty good but I'd have to go with LeeDidIt.

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07-17-2008 , 03:22 AM

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SprattFactor

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From the past thread, my favourites were:

AvgSizedPenis
poor_people_lol
BeepBeepImaJeep

Of course, the "lol" names can be used with anything... women's rights, black people, etc.

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07-17-2008 , 03:31 AM

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markdeeznutz

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that futtbucker combo is pretty amazing

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07-17-2008 , 03:39 AM

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cables

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07-17-2008 , 03:40 AM

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Gambear

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07-17-2008 , 03:42 AM

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Chilltown

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Gambear=winner

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07-17-2008 , 03:48 AM

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Gambear

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07-17-2008 , 03:51 AM

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fivemeo

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On old Paradisepoker I remember thinking "RYOUOK?" was genius. That was a while back though

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07-17-2008 , 03:56 AM

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TalkingDonkey

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INTERNET POKERS

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07-17-2008 , 03:57 AM

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Gambear

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07-17-2008 , 03:58 AM

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Jobless23

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Ok most of you are probably to young to rember this guy but maybe some older grinders do. Party Poker year 2003-2004 there was a guy who multitabled nl 50 and nl 100. His legendery name was:

DontDoCoke

never seen anything better