For my 30th birthday I will share my knowledge of every single name (from my home game at least) known to man for Texas Hold em. I am looking for some new creative names however there are certain hand names that are just unchangeable (example: fortitude). Enjoy and thanks for the suggestions!

23 zach stone=2s3s / Jordan? ♠️
24 (testicular) fortitude (clubs) (but preferably off suit) [if wins = balls of steel, if loses = pussy ass *****]
25 guilty (25 to life?)?? Quarter life crisis/strip club, maybe sign from gods volume one
26 two sickos? / full blown AIDS?? [if wins = magic Johnson, if loses = Philadelphia]
27 this time buddy if wins, not this time buddy if loses
28 Albany poker league (clubs)♣️♣️ Game raided if loses, bubble paid if wins
29 the experience
2T Doyle (suited) (and were off if wins, RIP DOYLE if loses)
2J jack ****?
2Q the prostitute?? Dirty ho? Aka working girl
2K the spectrum (autism)
2A acey duecey?? Sign from the gods 100/200?
34 whirly bird. Vulture if wins, pigeon if loses
35 Yonkers!! Eliot Ave if loses, ridge hill or central Ave if wins
36 Mich, the rake if it wins, rakeback if loses
37 asbestos?
38 double down??
39 Grimaldi's nut
3T hot waitress? The therapizer??
3J the nick vita (preferably offsuit)
3Q gay waiter
3K Orion's Belt (diamonds)
3A ash tray?/ car service (AAA)
45 Colt 45?? Magnum??
46 Nintendo 64 / the rape (Cosby if lose Kobe if win) "four"Ced "six"/sex get it?
47 Ak47? / double down??
48 the juggalo / big brother. If wins is insane clown, if loses birthday clown
49 gold rush?? Kyle kappernick =9d4s [touchdown if wins, interception / pick 6 if loses]♦️♣️
4T heard (filet minion if win,Beethoven if lose)
4J flat tire ?
4Q Queefer aka nasty *****
4K fork?? Four course meal if wins, spork if loses
4A the trans?? Aka the mirage
56 senior citizen, Retirement if wins, if loses is Alzheimer's
57 the mike picket, weekend jail if loses ... big d*ck jaw ready if wins
58 the mongoloid?? (The prize or release papers if wins, lobotomy or Lenny if loses)
59 working man / average joe (suited...diamonds ♦️♦️is jeweler- winner is every kiss begins with Kay ...cubic zirconia if loses hearts is cardiologist ♥️♥️{malpractice if loses, transplant if wins }, clubs is bouncer,♣️♣️ spades is men in black♣️♣️) (blood diamond is half hearts half diamonds aka Leo)♥️♦️
5T sign from the gods part 1
5J Michael Jackson
5Q Dolly Parton
5K knights of the round table??
5A Solomons temple??
67 beetle juice ... six foot seven foot! Hey mr daliman!
68 rick James. Rick James ***** if wins, **** yo couch if loses
69 the love hand / dinner for two?
6h9h Cupid♥️
6T Omaha??
6J Jerkin Johnny (offsuit) {Johnnys blowup doll if loses, Johnnys mail order bride if wins}
6Q Hillary Clinton??
6K old kinderhook (clubs is natural)♣️
6A trump
78 murder {assassination if win, attempted murder if lose}
79 the biggie Smalls??, Bonnie and Clyde?
7T kid poker??(suited)
7J flavor hand
7Q computer hand??
7K the sex shop (kinks heaven) aka king seven
7A Amsterdam??
89 fat boy?? Adams nut? Hearts♥️
8T tenacious d. "TEN" "eight"scious D
8J dahmer / maybe nicks seventh favorite hand?
8Q Kuwait
8K yo mama so degen, 1800GAMBLER if loses, powerball if wins
8A dead mans hand / oj da juice man Simpson
9T countdown
9J Wesley snipes (new jack city)
9Q little dog?? / puppy?? If wins= best in show, if loses= sick puppy
9K dog of a hand, if wins = Kujo. If loses = old yeller
9A the Gimp, rounders hand ? (Safe word ignored if loses,
TJ Justin Timberlake?
TQ Tarantino?
TK Kingston (clubs)♣️
TA bookends??
JQ monkey business??/ southern wedding if win southern rape if lose
JK Harry Potter?
JA blackjack, Ajax? jackass? Johnny Knoxville if wins and Ryan Dunn if loses (AdJd Diamonds is little Spanish Eddie)♦️
QK marriage (if wins)???/ divorce (if lose)???
QhKh Valentine's Day?♥️
QA little slick? / the Grimaldi(diamonds)♦️
KA Anna kournakova / big slick

22 ducks
33 crabs / Jimmys! ♣️♠️
44 Reggie Jackson
55 speed limit
66 Route 66??/little Nicky??
77 candy canes?? Hockey sticks?
88 snowmen (the Ryan 1 if wins)
99 Wayne Gretzky
TT TNT / dimes ???
TT (one red one black) tesseract T♥️T♣️=pure
JJ hooks, black jacks is big black betty.
QQ ladies
KK cowboys / King Kong
AA snake eyes

Any club flush- golf bag?
Any heart flush- worm?
KKK three wise men
QQQ- trup queens
777- Crowley
666- Lucy
222 Huey Dewey and Louie


Now if only I could create a name for every single PLO hand...

in chicago, we call j4 The Buzzsaw.

tilts me how you always but the card with the lesser value before the one with the larger

QQ = Siegfried and Roy

and yes, the TQ and KA would make a lot more sense if the higher card came first in the list (actually they all would)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...card_nicknames

There is a whole wiki page dedicated to this

AA american airlines

77 the axes!

What's with all the question marks? This is a list of your personal nicknames for hands, right?

KK pocket cucks

I like it.

But why buzzsaw? Usually called "what's a jack for" aka Flat Tire.

Lot of those don't make sense, 10 10 10 Flint to Saginaw or 30 miles

Hope you never played on ipoker back in the day.

Are you happy now or still on tilt?

32 zach stone=2s3s / Jordan? ♠️
42 (testicular) fortitude (clubs) (but preferably off suit) [if wins = balls of steel, if loses = pussy ass *****]
52 guilty (25 to life?)?? Quarter life crisis/strip club, maybe sign from gods volume one
62 two sickos? / full blown AIDS?? ("TWO" "SIX" AKA too sick) [if wins = magic Johnson, if loses = Philadelphia]
72 this time buddy if wins, not this time buddy if loses
82 Albany poker league (clubs)♣️♣️ Game raided if loses, bubble paid if wins
92 the experience
T2 Doyle (suited) (and were off if wins, RIP DOYLE if loses)
J2 jack ****?
Q2 the prostitute?? Dirty ho? Aka working girl
K2 the spectrum (autism)
A2 acey duecey?? Sign from the gods 100/200?
43 whirly bird. Vulture if wins, pigeon if loses
53 Yonkers!! Eliot Ave if loses, ridge hill or central Ave if wins
63 Mich, the rake if it wins, rakeback if loses
73 asbestos?
83 double down??
93 Grimaldi's nut
T3 hot waitress? The therapizer??
J3 the nick vita (preferably offsuit)
Q3 gay waiter
K3 Orion's Belt (diamonds)
A3 ash tray?/ car service (AAA)
54 Colt 45?? Magnum??
64 Nintendo 64 / the rape (Cosby if lose Kobe if win) "four"Ced "six"/sex get it?
74 Ak47? / double down??
84 the juggalo / big brother. If wins is insane clown, if loses birthday clown
94 gold rush?? Kyle kappernick =9d4s [touchdown if wins, interception / pick 6 if loses]♦️♣️
T4 heard (filet minion if win,Beethoven if lose)
J4 flat tire ?
Q4 Queefer aka nasty *****
K4 fork?? Four course meal if wins, spork if loses
A4 the trans?? Aka the mirage
65 senior citizen, Retirement if wins, if loses is Alzheimer's
75 the mike picket, weekend jail if loses ... big d*ck jaw ready if wins
85 the mongoloid?? (The prize or release papers if wins, lobotomy or Lenny if loses)
95 working man / average joe (suited...diamonds ♦️♦️is jeweler- winner is every kiss begins with Kay ...cubic zirconia if loses hearts is cardiologist ♥️♥️{malpractice if loses, transplant if wins }, clubs is bouncer,♣️♣️ spades is men in black♣️♣️) (blood diamond is half hearts half diamonds aka Leo)♥️♦️
T5 sign from the gods part 1
J5 Michael Jackson
Q5 Dolly Parton
K5 knights of the round table??
A5 Solomons temple??
76 beetle juice ... six foot seven foot! Hey mr daliman!
86 rick James. Rick James ***** if wins, **** yo couch if loses
96 the love hand / dinner for two?
6h9h Cupid♥️
T6 Omaha??
J6 Jerkin Johnny (offsuit) {Johnnys blowup doll if loses, Johnnys mail order bride if wins} JACK "SIX" aka Jacks it (off)
Q6 Hillary Clinton??
K6 old kinderhook (clubs is natural)♣️
A6 trump
87 murder {assassination if win, attempted murder if lose}
97 the biggie Smalls??, Bonnie and Clyde?
T7 kid poker??(suited)
J7 flavor hand
Q7 computer hand??
K7 the sex shop (kinks heaven) aka king seven
A7 Amsterdam??
98 fat boy?? Adams nut? Hearts♥️
T8 tenacious d. "TEN" "eight"scious D
J8 dahmer / maybe nicks seventh favorite hand?
Q8 Kuwait
K8 yo mama so degen, 1800GAMBLER if loses, powerball if wins
A8 dead mans hand / oj da juice man Simpson
T9 countdown
J9 Wesley snipes (new jack city)
Q9 little dog?? / puppy?? If wins= best in show, if loses= sick puppy
K9 dog of a hand, if wins = Kujo. If loses = old yeller
A9 the Gimp, rounders hand ? (Safe word ignored if loses,
JT Justin Timberlake?
QT Tarantino?
KT Kingston (clubs)♣️
AT bookends??
QJ monkey business??/ southern wedding if win southern rape if lose
KJ Harry Potter?
AJ blackjack, Ajax? jackass? Johnny Knoxville if wins and Ryan Dunn if loses (AdJd Diamonds is little Spanish Eddie)♦️
KQ marriage (if wins)???/ divorce (if lose)???
KhQh Valentine's Day?♥️
AQ little slick? / the Grimaldi(diamonds)♦️
AK Anna kournakova / big slick

well about 75% of them make perfect sense. I need help with the last 25% so that's why I came here. Thanks!

-AQ

I sort of like axes. But hockey sticks seem friendlier.
777 = jackpot of course.

because when you play it, you cut people down.

4 7 - The Full Wilson

From coast to coast, this is Jackson 5 or Motown, not Michael Jackson.
Likewise with 95, 95 is Dolly Parton, not Q5.

KJo - The Fillmaff

you left off Peanut Butter and jelly Sandwich

what is that

Google PB and J + 2 + 2..enjoy

Just started posting after lurking for years and I dont know how to post links to threads. Sorry

Still waiting for the view promised in the thread title.

Yep, this has nothing to do with NVG.