This idea will not work. A lot of people do not type anything during a game. Maybe in silence we can build nations...

You guys r missing the point....zomg....I ERIC, am asking them everything about their day in Afghani language and advising them sub consiuosly or w/e tht word is away from gang like behavior....like a father tht they dont really have. Like damn man, u should care about tht a little if things get bad.
Im not teaching them poker. Im asking them about their day man jesus h christ

No i wont be bc the internet allows me to talk 2 ppl faster and more efficiently

1/2 game online:

Folded to OP in mid position holding w/e to $15.
Button calls and blind folds.
Flop XXX
OP bets $40.
OP in chat: 'Dude, you want to talk about world peace? I think we might see things the same way and we can communicate these feelings to others.
Button raises to $200
OP in chat: 'I really do think that we can nation build together and even though I think you've got nothing it's got to be better than my nothing.'
OP folds.

clearly it doesnt.

This all sounds like the poker equivalent of that Starbucks "Race Together" campaign.

Instead of baristas trying to start a conversation about racial tension to a bunch of people hoping just to get their skinny lattes, it will be dealers asking all players involved in a hand to discuss how a rainbow flop represents international harmony.

Well, at least everyone will stay compliant to the "English only at the table" rule.

this thread transcends...

I think this is actually a great thought. And actually, maybe there is some way to make this work.

But every day I play poker, somebody tells me to die in a grease fire. Someone tells me that they wish my mom gets raped by an AIDs patient. Basically, I never have any one say such mean stuff to me as is said in the chat bar of online poker. And actually, sometimes I will chat with a guy for a while and it seems like we are friends; and then I win a hand and hes loses a big blinds and then I am suddenly an "a-hole" or m ore politely a "tool".

grease fire actually seems to have become less popular. It seems to be more aids and cancer now.

Nah nah nah u guys r missing the point again...its ok though....

We're using poker as a way to say hello...and then talking to them about their day in their language as we learn it...and they teach us their language at the same time while we teach them ours foollss.

This way....we ensure raational behavior...mix this with drones and u cant lose in Afghanistan....oh god here come the liberal comments..see wat i did there?

Dont read in2 wat Im saying believe it. This is a faster way to nation build than Afghanistans current system.

That country is the one to worry about the most...it has all the poppy seeds or put it this way...w/e the taliban is making the most money, thats where we need to be talking the most 2 bc it has threat potential....

We dont need to be spending hundreds of millions on future wars if we're the future war stopper

SOME1 PAGE THEIR CIA CONNECTZ...BUT FIRST POKER HAS TO BE LEGALIZED B4 POKER PLAYERS WILL WORK TOWARDS THIS COME ON...SEE THE CIA HIRES POKER PLAYERS TO DO THIS or maybe i shld delete this if 1 of u are terriosts lollzxpijkrntsbsy

Only poker players who have it all together so I prolly wldnt be included lolz

CIA operatives do not give a crap about poker.

Oh they will if Bill Chen can use his wizard math and show them a proof tht gtd there is no war in the middle east in 22.5678 years,,,,,,use ur poker skills of the entire community to make these ****ers legalize it...suck my cock sheldon anderson

No. They do not care.



EDIT:

If you want, when you are sober, call/e-mail your congressman with your thoughts about legalizing online poker.

Not if u persuade them to care with math...wheres ur soul at? Lego05
u have to provide them the answers by prooving the math with logical proofs and frameworks that persuade them.

Heres the 1st proof....we have nothing over there...we have U.S. troops....The normal Afghans version and depiction of a U.S. citizen is a ****ing U.S. soilder....gr8 for taking out the Taliban....but not for teaching them anything.

Lol at learning language through the pokerstars chat. 12 (presumably) years of school didn't teach you English, but this will help you learn Pashto?

Y are u being so critical man chillllax chuck......its not thru pokerstars u tard..its thru poker thru skype..thru mind ****ing....its hey..do u want to try to make 10$ in ur currency today?

Ok kid heres how 2 play the basics of .01-.02 nl hold'em...think theyll ****ing listen then pal? do realize wat their avg living wage is dont u?

It is too hard for me to give up this much to learn from someone who can not spell soldier. Also, I do not believe you.

When I dis u, its jus for fun man like we're playing halo....its a fing rap battle

I dont give a **** about my spelling.. I am in twoplustwo NVG land not 12th grade english class

Legitimate point. It was a mere typo I was talking about. Completely stupid on my part.

Ur hilarious man...picture yourself LEGO 05....ur born ok....u barely have running water....ur meals blow....ur parents r weird....ur poor as ****....wat if i told u at age 13 tht...u cld make more $ than ur parents r per week or maybe per 2 days? wld listen then?

NMow the CIA has to work in conjuction and always track the $....thats where poker teaching them how their payment proccessing works comes in2 plan.

I'm listening.


You are drunk.


I get drunk too sometimes. It is fun.

A smart man once said, u can always formulate things better when ur not sober but idk maybe id have to ask Chris Oliver who's high aLL day and worth more than 99.999999 % of ppl on earth.

Y couldnt that plan work...u cant win the debate man...formulating new things is all about winning debates and setting into place plans....duel shooter mcgavin u aint even got your trigger figger itching

shooter mcgavin was a fun secondary character in an adam sandler movie. I do not know who chris oliver is.

He's one of the best poker players in the world. Like u dont even debate my proof with validity. Come on man get real. Where's ur counter argument and y do u not need 1 LEGO05? R U GOD? R U ALL KNOWING?

Its called rap logic debates. At Quicken Loans, I saw this super high up guy working right, this uber successful guy....he wasnt talking in english...it was qUICKEN loans computer software language.

Thats what we're building here for their ppl to be more like us...while avoiding the logical extremes at all times....so no Raplh Nader or Reverand Jesse Jackson, we dont talk about race or sex or beer or girls or movies or FAITH EVER unless we can win the ****ing argument.

Ok no tangent here: straight logic: u have to counter debate or make my argument be false:
there is no sidetracking LEGO05: kid grows up poor as can be.....

parents cant make more than 2390 per year USD$.

Young kid joins halo corp////my company name as this is my idea......

4 months in, he's making 500$ per ****ing month man thats sick....................

who is muhmid the 34 yr old who knows nothing about the western way of life....who is he going to respect now tht he can make tht money or maybe its his ****ing kid.......he respects the kid who can make the cash and make life easier.........its not about religion.......its about making life easier.......

If u put it towards religion, you will fail every time. while they play and maybe make money we jus talk 2 them about life in their culture....nothing to extreme just random, perfectly timed **** man.