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08-06-2014 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by cAmmAndo
I first heard Limon 5 years ago on Bart's podcast. I enjoy his humor and like how he thinks about the game. I also am a CLP subscriber but I call bs here. On that first podcast Limon called himself the consummate bum hunter and said he was proud of it.

That was more than 3.5 years ago tho so maybe his approach to the game has changed.

As for Bart, it's hard to imagine that I don't get more than my subscription price in my monthly bottom line.
I change by not changing at all.

call in the live podcast on monday, all will be revealed.
08-06-2014 , 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by CanadaPete
After borovetz you are second on list for people who I hope get Ebola.
Oh, Canada...
08-06-2014 , 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
I change by not changing at all.

call in the live podcast on monday, all will be revealed.
If I can ever get the damned west coast east coast time thing down I want to call in actually. I always seem to tune in either too early or too late.

Gonna make it a point this week.

Also Limon I thought I heard of a possible upcoming Limon CLP video series. Is this still in play? I think this would be great. Esp. Since Bart's not good at pokerz
08-06-2014 , 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by cAmmAndo
If I can ever get the damned west coast east coast time thing down I want to call in actually. I always seem to tune in either too early or too late.

Gonna make it a point this week.

Also Limon I thought I heard of a possible upcoming Limon CLP video series. Is this still in play?
yes, there will be a video series. The first few shows will be an in depth look at time zones...buckle up!
08-06-2014 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
Im gonna be petrified when that big poker game starts at noon tomorrow with $28 an hour collection per player. And the worst thing that could happen is if the game was full and went days, weeks, months on end. That would really get my goat. Please dont let that happen, it would kill mee!

I want everyone who hates me to stick it to me and bring BIG uncapped PLO and NL games 5-10++++ to the Bike. I bet you cant do it!!!

If you dont see me its because im scared and youve won and im hiding at rio hondo gc., youve crushed my life goal of keeping loads of cash around to play in big poker games that run once a year at bike! Ill just have to go back to my lame passive income. Maybe I can sell some investments before tomorrow and get back in the active income game. thats where its at!

Spoiler:
you want me to lock a seat for you lil champ. it will just kill me watching you guys pay i mean play, damn typo.
after all your random internet dickswinging and talk of investments and blah blah blah I'd be disappointed if you weren't a multi-millionaire, I don't think you are though.
08-06-2014 , 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
Firstly, Thanks for being a loyal listener the podcast! and i promise i wont add it to my hourly.

Now im gonna give you some personal "tough love" coaching that is reserved for subscribers like yourself...you are a moron. an idiot of biblical proportions. I say this as a service to you! only loyal subscribers get the "straight dope".

Now im gonna help you understand how a business works lil guy. you see the casino reserves the right to refuse service to anyone, especially someone who is pestering and berating other customers. So, if a wannabe nit "pro" is hounding a recreational player they can have their ass thrown out. The regs and the rec players are pretty good at explaining to the floor who needs to go. This is true for hosted games like mine all the way up to JRBs game at Iveys room in Aria. (JRB gets a lot of complaints, you might wanna look into that)

Im the host, there is no Bravo system at Bike so the only way to know when the game starts is to get a text from me. that means if youre an antisocial 2p2 stalker moron who the regs hate...you wont be getting any invites. This is where you really need to learn how to play poker. The little game on the table is just the beginning. Just ask all the baller name pros you drool over who are, literally, begging hosts to get into games in macau. Its a big world.
In Podcast #24 at 15:36 you say regarding someone you don’t want in the game, “I’ll have you walked out of the casino if you come in, I’ll just say, like, you spit on me or something.” If he is hounding and berating customers why would you make something else up? The Gambling Board lays out reasons for barring someone from a casino and being offensive to others is one, but making something up doesn't appear to be on their list. But you are saying a regulated casino can refuse service to "anyone" and you can therefore ban people from the game because they are "nits", "don't give action" or "aren't friendly to fish"? Maybe you don't invite these types but I don't think you can refuse to let them in your game if they show up after reading one of your tweets.
08-06-2014 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ChickenDave
after all your random internet dickswinging and talk of investments and blah blah blah I'd be disappointed if you weren't a multi-millionaire, I don't think you are though.
Awww, thats cute that my finances could cause disappointment in your life, I hate to disappoint one of my fans, but, alas, im only rich in spirit.
08-06-2014 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
Firstly, Thanks for being a loyal listener the podcast! and i promise i wont add it to my hourly.

Now im gonna give you some personal "tough love" coaching that is reserved for subscribers like yourself...you are a moron. an idiot of biblical proportions. I say this as a service to you! only loyal subscribers get the "straight dope".

Now im gonna help you understand how a business works lil guy. you see the casino reserves the right to refuse service to anyone, especially someone who is pestering and berating other customers. So, if a wannabe nit "pro" is hounding a recreational player they can have their ass thrown out. The regs and the rec players are pretty good at explaining to the floor who needs to go. This is true for hosted games like mine all the way up to JRBs game at Iveys room in Aria. (JRB gets a lot of complaints, you might wanna look into that)

Im the host, there is no Bravo system at Bike so the only way to know when the game starts is to get a text from me. that means if youre an antisocial 2p2 stalker moron who the regs hate...you wont be getting any invites. This is where you really need to learn how to play poker. The little game on the table is just the beginning. Just ask all the baller name pros you drool over who are, literally, begging hosts to get into games in macau. Its a big world.
Isn't the guy you are berating here a recreational customer of CLP ?
08-06-2014 , 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Nit Bag
In Podcast #24 at 15:36 you say regarding someone you don’t want in the game, “I’ll have you walked out of the casino if you come in, I’ll just say, like, you spit on me or something.” If he is hounding and berating customers why would you make something else up? The Gambling Board lays out reasons for barring someone from a casino and being offensive to others is one, but making something up doesn't appear to be on their list. But you are saying a regulated casino can refuse service to "anyone" and you can therefore ban people from the game because they are "nits", "don't give action" or "aren't friendly to fish"? Maybe you don't invite these types but I don't think you can refuse to let them in your game if they show up after reading one of your tweets.
I protect my reg players from offensive jerks. If someone is yelling and some spit gets on me I will report it. Normally I wouldnt say anything about spit but if one was yelling spit flies around, Id have to say something. Thats why I have a game and will always have a game if I want it, private, public or otherwise I take a bullet for a rec player whos afraid to speak up. If anyone is barred there is an investigation and the players at the table are interviewed. It would be impossible for me to lie. The players have to back me up.

If you have a problem with a barring you can review all the paperwork.

Last edited by limon; 08-06-2014 at 01:51 PM.
08-06-2014 , 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by chasepoker
Isn't the guy you are berating here a recreational customer of CLP ?
Im helping him not be an idiot and get some real world info. Tough love is still love.

People listen to me to know the inside info on how to navigate live poker. Its worth a lot of money to those who pay attention. Not understanding what gets people shut out of hosted games is very expensive.

Last edited by limon; 08-06-2014 at 01:55 PM.
08-06-2014 , 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
I protect my reg players from offensive jerks. If someone is yelling and some spit gets on me I will report it. Normally I wouldnt say anything about spit but if one was yelling spit flies around, Id have to say something. Thats why I have a game and will always have a game if I want it, private, public or otherwise I take a bullet for a rec player whos afraid to speak up. If anyone is barred there is an investigation and the players at the table are interviewed. It would be impossible for me to lie. The players have to back me up.

If you have a problem with a barring you can review all the paperwork.
But like I said you can't bar someone from your game for being "a nit", "not giving action" or "not being friendly to fish" because it seems like you insinuate that you can.
08-06-2014 , 01:59 PM
Limon for someone who has endless games with plenty of fish waiting for you whenever you want it, you spend a fckload of time trying to prove it to random people on 2+2.


Isn't someone on the green waiting for you to hustle them at golf?
08-06-2014 , 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Nit Bag
But like I said you can't bar someone from your game for being "a nit", "not giving action" or "not being friendly to fish" because it seems like you insinuate that you can.
I got barred from commerce and i was one of the most well liked regs in the place and had prob paid them near a half million in rake. So, if you got time, look into that one.

I dont know all the rules but I do know if you make the majority of the people at a game uncomfortable and they complain to the floor. a business is going to rightfully ask you to leave. Simple enough?

In my experience people who spew off money get a lot less complaints to the floor then people who sit short and cause problems. Its a strange phenomena i dont fully understand. But Whatcha gonna do?

Last edited by limon; 08-06-2014 at 02:23 PM.
08-06-2014 , 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by MarginOfErrr
Limon for someone who has endless games with plenty of fish waiting for you whenever you want it, you spend a fckload of time trying to prove it to random people on 2+2.


Isn't someone on the green waiting for you to hustle them at golf?
Being retired can be sorta boring and i dont use my time particularly well, i agree.

but its all part of my thing. im sick. i love making dumb people mad. smart people are boring, they just chuckle and say, "lets get another beer".

Last edited by limon; 08-06-2014 at 02:30 PM.
08-06-2014 , 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Nit Bag
In Podcast #24 at 15:36 you say regarding someone you don’t want in the game, “I’ll have you walked out of the casino if you come in, I’ll just say, like, you spit on me or something.” If he is hounding and berating customers why would you make something else up? The Gambling Board lays out reasons for barring someone from a casino and being offensive to others is one, but making something up doesn't appear to be on their list. But you are saying a regulated casino can refuse service to "anyone" and you can therefore ban people from the game because they are "nits", "don't give action" or "aren't friendly to fish"? Maybe you don't invite these types but I don't think you can refuse to let them in your game if they show up after reading one of your tweets.
jfc you are a life nit to the umph degree!
08-06-2014 , 02:37 PM
CLL: Crush Live Limon
CLH: Crush Live Hymen

Got a ring to it, I'll admit.
08-06-2014 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
I got barred from commerce and i was one of the most well liked regs in the place and had prob paid them near a half million in rake. So, if you got time, look into that one.

I dont know all the rules but I do know if you make the majority of the people at a game uncomfortable and they complain to the floor. a business is going to rightfully ask you to leave. Simple enough?
You host a game in a casino licensed and regulated by the State of California and you don't know all the rules? Shouldn't you at least know the rules regarding excluding people from your game since you brag about that all the time where it becomes a matter of public record? You are on record saying you'd make something up to bar someone. You can't do that. You insinuate you can bar someone just because you don't like them in your game. That doesn't sound right either. Our tax dollars go to license and regulate that casino and I don't think you can exclude people based solely on your preferences and in light of your statements I think making up something that everyone agrees to may not work as well as you think.

But c'mon you aren't trying to exclude anyone from that game anyway, the more bodies the more money for you. You are just trying to sound like it's a real juicy private game that everyone wants to get in. Like the other poster said if that was true there would be no need to advertise. I see your fish playing at Commerce anyway.

If you are actively recruiting players to play in your game I think Commerce has a reasonable basis to think you might approach their players and can reasonably bar you and it's not because you are a good poker player.
08-06-2014 , 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
Being retired can be sorta boring and i dont use my time particularly well, i agree.

but its all part of my thing. im sick. i love making dumb people mad. smart people are boring, they just chuckle and say, "lets get another beer".
Is your wife going to be able to retire soon too?
08-06-2014 , 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nit Bag
Is your wife going to be able to retire soon too?
loooooooool
08-06-2014 , 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
Being retired can be sorta boring and i dont use my time particularly well, i agree.

but its all part of my thing. im sick. i love making dumb people mad. smart people are boring, they just chuckle and say, "lets get another beer".
08-06-2014 , 03:57 PM
wow handbags at dawn ITT
08-06-2014 , 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Nit Bag
You host a game in a casino licensed and regulated by the State of California and you don't know all the rules?

....


But c'mon you aren't trying to exclude anyone from that game anyway, the more bodies the more money for you. You are just trying to sound like it's a real juicy private game that everyone wants to get in. Like the other poster said if that was true there would be no need to advertise. I see your fish playing at Commerce anyway.

If you are actively recruiting players to play in your game I think Commerce has a reasonable basis to think you might approach their players and can reasonably bar you and it's not because you are a good poker player.
Im just a lowly private contractor. The game migh be at Bike today or another casino tomorrow or private.

But now that you mention it I do feel pretty bad having people who are paid to handle issues handle it. I mean I dont deal the game either and now i feel pretty bad about that. Youve given me a lot of food for thought.

Could you be a doll and tell Dave Mosekian at Commerce I cant fill a game and my fish are over there? I want to play the 100/200 stud game every now and then when Im in the neighborhood. THANKS!
08-06-2014 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Nit Bag
Is your wife going to be able to retire soon too?
Oooh, this just got creepy.

Unfortunately Im partially responsible. I have to admit I found you adorable at first, you follow me on twitter, you bump my threads like a good little bitch and best of all you pay for my podcasts helping to subsidize my retirement. See lil bud, You know and care a lot about me, my life, my game, my retirement plans but I don't give a fuq about your life and will never know or care who you are. That is a recipe for disaster. Your obsession has gone a bit far and I want to avoid that awkward moment where you try to kiss me at the casino. So Im gonna have to let you go. fly free lil bird! Theres a big world out there for you! (but keep paying for the podcast)
08-06-2014 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by limon
Oooh, this just got creepy.

Unfortunately Im partially responsible. I have to admit I found you adorable at first, you follow me on twitter, you bump my threads like a good little bitch and best of all you pay for my podcasts helping to subsidize my retirement. See lil bud, You know and care a lot about me, my life, my game, my retirement plans but I don't give a fuq about your life and will never know or care who you are. That is a recipe for disaster. Your obsession has gone a bit far and I want to avoid that awkward moment where you try to kiss me at the casino. So Im gonna have to let you go. fly free lil bird! Theres a big world out there for you! (but keep paying for the podcast)
You made your wife fair game when you put her on your podcast. When you brag about your life of leisure and cool ways to make money you don't mention the wife's second income. Why? I'd love to have your father in law on and see what he thinks about his "rounder" son in law playing golf everyday and going to Vegas with whore mongerers while his precious little doctor daughter works her ass off.

Let me go? Come on man I thought you love to own morons like me, I'm just warming up.

Last edited by Nit Bag; 08-06-2014 at 05:04 PM.
08-06-2014 , 05:18 PM
Let me guess, Romney voter right?

      
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