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Old 11-08-2011, 09:45 PM   #826
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it was called 5 months ago tickkkkkkkkkk tickkkkkkkkkkkk dickkkkkkkkkkkkk.i need a book to read while my turds splash my diaper rashed butt.tk help me out can i get a book? u can give me half now and i will pay for the other half if i like it.Tim
email me your address. then leave me alone--forever. tk
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Old 11-08-2011, 09:49 PM   #827
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I'll even let you choke me up front and I'll get the book from you after.
ok squeebo email me your address. fmdayguy@aol.com tk
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Old 11-09-2011, 10:48 PM   #828
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Tony, I would guess you are about running out of books by now. Any thoughts about printing the next batch on toilet paper? As long as you are giving them away and they seem to be used mostly in bathrooms...
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Old 11-11-2011, 01:46 AM   #829
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Tony, I would guess you are about running out of books by now. Any thoughts about printing the next batch on toilet paper? As long as you are giving them away and they seem to be used mostly in bathrooms...
i like your thought process....gutterball !!! going into 5 more bathrooms as we speak---including singapore. tk
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Old 11-16-2011, 08:50 PM   #830
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Received my signed copy today, thanks again Tony! I already started reading and can't put it down. My buddy who doesn't even play poker started reading it a little and was cracking up at some of the parts. You have a truly great sense of humor and understanding of the game, and overall you just seem to be a great dude. Best of luck in the future, look forward to seeing you at the tables on my next Vegas expedition!
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Old 11-16-2011, 10:11 PM   #831
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I get off on watching old people get mad. I actually prefer it over sex. With that being said, if he tried that on me, I would pin him down and poop in his mouth. And then run away, and not leave my house for a couple of months.
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Old 11-16-2011, 11:25 PM   #832
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I get off on watching old people get mad. I actually prefer it over sex. With that being said, if he tried that on me, I would pin him down and poop in his mouth. And then run away, and not leave my house for a couple of months.
You can't pin Big Tony, dream on. The fact that you prefer anything over sex says it all. Choking out punks is sex to Big Tony, the bulging eyes and smurf like blueness goes a long way with the surprise and fear glaring back at him. He's a mutant, a throwback from the days of razor blades, brass knuckles, and pistol whippings. If he tried that on you, you'd wet your pants, then ask him for a book 6 months later on 2+2.
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Old 11-16-2011, 11:28 PM   #833
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You can't pin Big Tony, dream on. The fact that you prefer anything over sex says it all. Choking out punks is sex to Big Tony, the bulging eyes and smurf like blueness goes a long way with the surprise and fear glaring back at him. He's a mutant, a throwback from the days of razor blades, brass knuckles, and pistol whippings. If he tried that on you, you'd wet your pants, then ask him for a book 6 months later on 2+2.
Hmmm, possibly. But for sure I would fling some feces on him. I've done time in jail over it. Meaner looking dudes than Tony, I assure
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:10 AM   #834
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I would fling some feces on him. I've done time in jail over it.
Who would you rather have on your side in a bar fight? Big Tony K with his brass knuckles and behemoth size, or feces-flinging jailbird dingo_kahn? Tough call...NOT!
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:01 AM   #835
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Tony Korfman is the best
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Old 11-17-2011, 02:08 PM   #836
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Lemme get a book TK please. Seriously
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:49 AM   #837
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Lemme get a book TK please. Seriously
email me your address. fmdayguy@aol.com AND DONT CALL ME SERIOUSLY !!!!
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Old 11-18-2011, 03:23 AM   #838
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tony, your god among immortals
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Old 11-18-2011, 04:03 AM   #839
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Just emailed you Tony, love the book.
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