Hi, I'm Tony Korfman, I was born in New York and raised in San Francisco by a family of seagulls. I'm a diabetic and my wife read that if I eat a lot of bran it will help my diabetes. So she feeds me bran for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm starting to **** hardwood. Now she wants to redo the floors in the house.
Old men who think they are tough are so hilarious. Every time I see one of them wanting to get into a confrontation I feel like looking over and saying "This isn't the 1960's anymore you old **** so sit down before you get ****ed up."
Bill Barnes
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.
He immediately grabbed the person's wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.
"I guess he thought I was an easy mark," Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.
He's anything but an easy mark: Barnes served in the Marines, was an accomplished Golden Gloves boxer and retired after 20 years as an iron worker.
Jesse Daniel Rae, the 27-year-old Newaygo County man accused of trying to pick Barnes' pocket, was arraigned Monday in Rockford District Court on one count of unarmed robbery, a 15-year felony.
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