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Old 12-12-2009, 04:43 PM   #151
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Re: Tony Korfman Assaults Kid at Table

According to Tony, 80% of Pro's who have read Texas Hold'Em say it's a must read. "The other 20% can't read, but enjoyed the pictures," he explains. "
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Old 12-12-2009, 04:45 PM   #152
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Sexy for an old man.
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Old 12-12-2009, 05:21 PM   #153
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LMAO, listen to the audio on his website... they are ****ing hilarious. I bet his book his more of a joke book than a poker book. If I wanted to be a pro comedian I would buy this book in a heartbeat.
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Old 12-12-2009, 05:32 PM   #154
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Got my book today, will share a Random Thought from it:

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I have friends that have living wills that specify that they don't want any extraordinary means done to keep them alive. DNR - Known as Do Not Resuscitate.

**** that. I want every means possible to keep me alive. Pull the plug? **** you. I want my wife to station a security guard next to the plug. I don't want someone accidentally tripping over it. Plus I want a generator in my room in case the power goes out. And keep my relatives out of the room. They might try to pay off the guard.
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Old 12-12-2009, 05:46 PM   #155
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hi loki will be in the mail on mon. keep it away from small kids and pets under 8 pounds. it is best to read it with a quart of milk and a box of double stuffed oreos. take care tk

im getting a book too
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Old 12-12-2009, 05:56 PM   #156
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if by "stand up to these punks" you mean we need to 86 douchebags like you from poker rooms, yeah you're right.

hope you are at my table soon and try to pull that **** so i can sue your dumbass and send u back to the job you deserve, greeting people at walmart. not much else you should be doing at your age anyway.
Not hating on all Americans, but people like you make me sick. OMG WILL SUE YOU. Pathetic, classless loser, your everything wrong with the world.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:45 PM   #157
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my wife and i have raised 6 kids. 2 of them are adopted. theres always room for one more. tk
I dont care how many 25 year old internet punks you choke.....this more then makes up for it......doing good work there Tony.

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Old 12-12-2009, 07:50 PM   #158
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tony what did the kid say to you to provoke the ass kicking.
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:58 PM   #159
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I dont care how many 25 year old internet punks you choke.....this more then makes up for it......doing good work there Tony.

-Zack
in a thread full of ridiculous posts this takes the cake. congrats.

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Old 12-12-2009, 08:10 PM   #160
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are u saying that the rules only apply if the rest of the table agrees?
STFU already. TK is hilarious. Are you so insecure that being called a chicken**** affects you this long?
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:25 PM   #161
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Re: Tony Korfman Assaults Kid at Table

Got my book and audio tape today Tony, you're the man, I really appreciate it.
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:36 PM   #162
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Got my book and audio tape today Tony, you're the man, I really appreciate it.
And he mailed the FREE books priority. Mine was $7.60 in postage.

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Signed the book too.
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:40 PM   #163
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Got my book and audio tape today Tony, you're the man, I really appreciate it.
I just got my book and audio tape as well.

Tony even took the time to personalize it:



If you can't read that, it says, "Hope you enjoy the book. If not, it makes a great wheel block or ice scraper."

How great is this guy?!?!
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Old 12-12-2009, 09:15 PM   #164
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I just got my book and audio tape as well.

Tony even took the time to personalize it:



If you can't read that, it says, "Hope you enjoy the book. If not, it makes a great wheel block or ice scraper."

How great is this guy?!?!
In mine he wrote: "Enjoy the book during one of your storms. It's great bathroom reading for guys."
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Old 12-12-2009, 10:34 PM   #165
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I just got a reply to my book request...

"hi joshua it cost about 16 bucks to send to england. i believe thats about 150000 euros or 425000pounds"

Brilliant! Shockingly, it's not far from the truth!
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