Originally Posted by sharpyetblunt

Was playing with him 2/5 at the Bellagio last week. He barely plays a hand for an hour before finally getting it vs me with kings preflop. I obv has Aces. King hits first card out on the flop, Teddy gets up and says straight to my face "You fool! Dont you know nobody coolers the Iceman!". He then proceeds to give out Ice Age dvds to the whole table before escaping on his scooter. Was pretty tilting, i already have the first Ice Age on dvd.

Originally Posted by Corpsebean

Last year like the day before the main event he was in the Rio Poker Kitchen ahead of me with a Burrito. He is on his scooter and has the headphones on and the whole setup going.

The cashier asks him for six dollars for the burrito. He like takes 2 or 3 mins and searches like every pocket he has and turns that despite everything he owns being encrusted in cubic zirconia he does not have six dollars.

I just tell him "Don't worry teddy, I've got you." and I pay the woman for his Burrito.

He says "Thanks baby, that's how family do. I'll find you in the poker room and take care of you."

I just say "Don't sweat it." and obviously don't see him again ever.


I really wanted to say "Don't worry Teddy, Burritos are vurry 'spensive" but I pussied out obviously.


He's awesome.

Originally Posted by 3betdegen

For as much as everybody piles on this dude i bet he LOVES! that fact that theirs 2 threads on the page one of NVG discussing him.

Originally Posted by sharpyetblunt

Was playing with him 2/5 at the Bellagio last week. He barely plays a hand for an hour before finally getting it vs me with kings preflop. I obv has Aces. King hits first card out on the flop, Teddy gets up and says straight to my face "You fool! Dont you know nobody coolers the Iceman!". He then proceeds to give out Ice Age dvds to the whole table before escaping on his scooter. Was pretty tilting, i already have the first Ice Age on dvd.

Originally Posted by sharpyetblunt

Was playing with him 2/5 at the Bellagio last week. He barely plays a hand for an hour before finally getting it vs me with kings preflop. I obv has Aces. King hits first card out on the flop, Teddy gets up and says straight to my face "You fool! Dont you know nobody coolers the Iceman!". He then proceeds to give out Ice Age dvds to the whole table before escaping on his scooter. Was pretty tilting, i already have the first Ice Age on dvd.