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Old 05-11-2017, 11:24 AM   #201
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

One normal full apple has about 60 calories. So four apple slice bags (15kcal each) is aprox 1 apple.

$500 in slices=125 regular sized apples. Which is ~30lbs of apples. If I've done my estimations correctly.

And then you've got the $500 of other stuff on top of that. Both $500 halfs (apples, and other) are undoable on their own let alone combined
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Old 05-11-2017, 11:30 AM   #202
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Quoting Mike Noori's twitter:

"My plan is to start with 500$ worth of apple slices"
"So you can add 20 scoops of Guacamole and 20 chicken patties?" "And 20 bacon strips and 20 cheese slices that's my plan for hot food portion"
Unbelievable.
Fruit before the main course?

I hope I never get invited to one of his dinner parties.
Disgusting behaviour.
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Old 05-11-2017, 11:46 AM   #203
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Shouldn't you be tending to your wife's son right now rather than posting jealous diatribes?
Jealous of what retard ?
That the most read topic in the poker community is about betting on how much you can eat at disgusting mcdonalds ?
Fast food is appealing when you are 10, then a normal non-american individual finds it awful and unhealthy.
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:11 PM   #204
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Fast food is appealing when you are 10, then a normal non-american individual finds it awful and unhealthy.
I'm sure outside of America fast food customers consist almost exclusively of 10 yr olds.
You smart, you very smart
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Old 05-11-2017, 12:57 PM   #205
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Jealous of what retard ?
That the most read topic in the poker community is about betting on how much you can eat at disgusting mcdonalds ?
Fast food is appealing when you are 10, then a normal non-american individual finds it awful and unhealthy.
Dude. You post on a poker forum.
You're not normal. Deal with it.
We have.
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Old 05-11-2017, 01:00 PM   #206
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Jealous of what retard ?
That the most read topic in the poker community is about betting on how much you can eat at disgusting mcdonalds ?
Fast food is appealing when you are 10, then a normal non-american individual finds it awful and unhealthy.
you ever been to America? how many Americans do you personally know? at least we dont have aristocracy and royalty here in America like backwards Europe does you stupid peasant.

Plenty of American's find fast food disgusting as well. I only eat real food, I'm 5'8" 120 lbs you ignorant peasant.
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Old 05-11-2017, 01:25 PM   #207
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Wow this is getting serious.

From mike noori twitter.

"There is over 200k on it my stake is a tiny piece of it."
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Old 05-11-2017, 01:28 PM   #208
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I'm sure outside of America fast food customers consist almost exclusively of 10 yr olds.
You smart, you very smart
10 is the new 20 ldo.
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Old 05-11-2017, 01:30 PM   #209
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Unbelievable.
Fruit before the main course?

I hope I never get invited to one of his dinner parties.
Disgusting behaviour.
I know this is a sarcastic post but either way he should alternate between fruit and the mains so he can digest better. Either way he's doomed though.
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Old 05-11-2017, 02:18 PM   #210
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

Mike is on the latest Pokercast, worth a listen
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Old 05-11-2017, 02:21 PM   #211
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Plenty of American's find fast food disgusting as well. I only eat real food, I'm 5'8" 120 lbs you ignorant peasant.
this may be the first ever time a man intended this as a brag
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Old 05-11-2017, 03:37 PM   #212
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Old 05-11-2017, 03:46 PM   #213
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

Is there a clause in the bet in case of death by gluttony?

Would his family have to pay out or would that void the bet?
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Old 05-11-2017, 04:12 PM   #214
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I hope he has some brilliant strategy figured out to do this, because it would be epic. Seems like the most impossible prop bet I've seen.
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Old 05-11-2017, 04:21 PM   #215
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He will get the sickest diarrhea from all the apples, but this might actually be good for him....

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Old 05-11-2017, 04:58 PM   #216
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

this didn't occur to me before but does he have to stay up for the 36 hours straight or is he allowed to sleep?
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Old 05-11-2017, 05:26 PM   #217
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Maybe someone put a secret $2000 bounty out for throwing up on Matt Savage. If Noori gets to vomit once during this bet, who would you pay to see him puke on?
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Old 05-11-2017, 05:33 PM   #218
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

to everyone here who thinks that eating salads is a bad way to win this bet, eat some more salad. you eat a salad and you can be hungry again in 20 mins. meat fills you up for a much longer time. i dont think a lot of you realize that.

why do competitive eaters eat salad to stretch there stomachs instead of hamburgers?? because you can eat a lot of it and still feel hungry.

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this didn't occur to me before but does he have to stay up for the 36 hours straight or is he allowed to sleep?
im sure he doesnt have to stay awake for 36 hours, but sleeping wont help. if you want to stay awake for long periods of time the best way to do it is by constantly eating. your metabolism slows down while sleeping.

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this may be the first ever time a man intended this as a brag
ha, maybe. i like being thin. i like feeling good after i eat a meal. and i've knocked the teeth out of a much bigger guy so i can throw a solid punch. i am strong enough to do a pushup from a handstand position. i got an apple in my bicep thats rock hard and washboard abs. and not all women are attracted to overly muscled dudes that are soft around the middle.

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Old 05-11-2017, 07:55 PM   #219
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

ur a strange little man
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Old 05-11-2017, 09:22 PM   #220
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

Two options:

1. Stuff several dozen condoms with $500 worth of fries + nugs + whatever else smushed together. Lube 'em up with sauces of choice and start swallowing like a drug mule. Puke 'em up, rinse, repeat.

2. As long as the rules don't prohibit it - Order a few McFlurry's. Rip up ten benji's and distribute the torn bills evenly over the McFlurry's as an added topping. Eat the $1000 + cost of McFlurry's.
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Old 05-11-2017, 10:49 PM   #221
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

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Plenty of American's find fast food disgusting as well. I only eat real food, I'm 5'8" 120 lbs you ignorant peasant.
good for you dear and 5'8" and 120 lbs sounds fine. oh wait, you are a male?? #tinyman
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Old 05-11-2017, 11:28 PM   #222
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ha, maybe. i like being thin. i like feeling good after i eat a meal. and i've knocked the teeth out of a much bigger guy so i can throw a solid punch. i am strong enough to do a pushup from a handstand position. i got an apple in my bicep thats rock hard and washboard abs. and not all women are attracted to overly muscled dudes that are soft around the middle.
Absolute megalolz at feeling the need to boast like this to strangers on the internet.
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Old 05-12-2017, 04:15 AM   #223
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ha, maybe. i like being thin. i like feeling good after i eat a meal. and i've knocked the teeth out of a much bigger guy so i can throw a solid punch. i am strong enough to do a pushup from a handstand position. i got an apple in my bicep thats rock hard and washboard abs. and not all women are attracted to overly muscled dudes that are soft around the middle.
Well it's all over ladies, after reading this, I'm officially a gay. Oh la la.
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Old 05-12-2017, 12:40 PM   #224
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

So who the hell is Mike Noori
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Old 05-12-2017, 01:17 PM   #225
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to everyone here who thinks that eating salads is a bad way to win this bet, eat some more salad. you eat a salad and you can be hungry again in 20 mins. meat fills you up for a much longer time. i dont think a lot of you realize that.

why do competitive eaters eat salad to stretch there stomachs instead of hamburgers?? because you can eat a lot of it and still feel hungry.



im sure he doesnt have to stay awake for 36 hours, but sleeping wont help. if you want to stay awake for long periods of time the best way to do it is by constantly eating. your metabolism slows down while sleeping.



ha, maybe. i like being thin. i like feeling good after i eat a meal. and i've knocked the teeth out of a much bigger guy so i can throw a solid punch. i am strong enough to do a pushup from a handstand position. i got an apple in my bicep thats rock hard and washboard abs. and not all women are attracted to overly muscled dudes that are soft around the middle.
You are 5'8 and 120 pounds? I bet an evening gown hangs beautifully on you.
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