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What's the right number of pukes to make this bet easier but still challenging?

I'd think one puke per hour would make this thing even more disgusting but definitely winnable?

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05-08-2017 , 11:46 AM

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djle2

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,921

i was thinking he could do it in some country that have expensive prices for Mc donalds. You can easily make one burger 100 dollars. The question is does that count as inflated airport prices.

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05-08-2017 , 11:49 AM

#128

Zimmer4141

Wet

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 33,667

Only way he can win is if he has some sick angle that nobody has thought of yet.

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05-08-2017 , 12:23 PM

#129

leetnewb

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Can he add $1000 worth of tomato slices in a burger?

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05-08-2017 , 12:44 PM

#130

Rzitup

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Originally Posted by R*R

And wtf is Noori thinking. Just donate to charity or something when going in and you have no chance. At least that way you get a tax deductible receipt.

I was thinking it was a much smaller bet and an easy fold.

Strange prop indeed.

He doesnt have that much on it. We made the bet with him about a month ago, he is risking $1,000. I expect him to cry uncle about $200 in.
Dan found out about the bet through a mutual friend and tweeted about it. Since then I have heard about large side bets, up to $250k on it in that group. But no one has come to us to confirm anything, so I am skeptical.

Noori took the bet more as a joke, because a bunch of us are going to be together when it happens.

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05-08-2017 , 12:49 PM

#131

andrew12341231

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 430

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Originally Posted by madlex

What's the right number of pukes to make this bet easier but still challenging?

I'd think one puke per hour would make this thing even more disgusting but definitely winnable?

2 minutes of disgust for 58 minutes of McNugget heaven. Worth it.

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05-08-2017 , 12:55 PM

#132

SuperSwag

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,765

Here's my strat without having researched prices before hand:

Eat the 300 of hot food first. Whatever the hot food is be it burgers or chicken add lots of bacon and side sauces. When it's done, vomit. Eat a mcflurry to calm your stomach then crush apple slices to finish off the bet.

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05-08-2017 , 01:02 PM

#133

djle2

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,921

300 of the hot food is already not really possible before vomiting.

He should just use that 1000 and pay some competition eater to try as I wonder if its even possible for them.

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05-08-2017 , 02:07 PM

#134

Fayth

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I feel nauseous just reading the thread, can't imagine the dude who's willing to do it lol

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05-08-2017 , 03:09 PM

#135

Cooozy

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Pretty easy bet imo. Just don't eat for 30 days beforehand and then eat 30x you normally would on that day.

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05-08-2017 , 03:56 PM

#136

NWAF99

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Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 284

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Originally Posted by Cooozy

Pretty easy bet imo. Just don't eat for 30 days beforehand and then eat 30x you normally would on that day.

lol, not sure if serious but his stomach would shrink if he fasted

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05-08-2017 , 04:05 PM

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yimyammer

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 7,212

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Originally Posted by Fayth

I feel nauseous just reading the thread, can't imagine the dude who's willing to do it lol

lol, me too

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05-08-2017 , 04:09 PM

#138

JCJordypants

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Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 26

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Originally Posted by andrew12341231

2 minutes of disgust for 58 minutes of McNugget heaven. Worth it.

For the first hour maybe, can't see it being that pleasurable after the first vomit.

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05-08-2017 , 04:11 PM

#139

TreadLightly

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 3,709

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Originally Posted by leetnewb

Can he add $1000 worth of tomato slices in a burger?

Great idea, only need to eat ~ 6000 tomato slices with your burger and win the bet!

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05-08-2017 , 05:57 PM

#140

tc0ates

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Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 375

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Originally Posted by Dominic

so stupid...this has a better than small chance of killing the guy

100% fatal if he (or any human) somehow downed that much food.

nut low prop bet of all time imo

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05-08-2017 , 11:48 PM

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MarkViduka1980

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Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 4

Picking the right location could be key here.

Prices are usually higher in airports, aren't they? A quick google seems to also suggest that Disneyworld might be higher than normal too.

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05-09-2017 , 12:02 AM

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andrew12341231

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Originally Posted by MarkViduka1980

Picking the right location could be key here.

Prices are usually higher in airports, aren't they? A quick google seems to also suggest that Disneyworld might be higher than normal too.

Airports are forbid per the rules.

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05-09-2017 , 12:45 AM

#143

bigruk

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

What I also find funny are the two conditions that were highlighted in the Tweet - limiting salad and excluding soft drinks. Would either one have helped? Perhaps diet soft drinks, but I have to question whether a person could churn that much liquid through their body in 36 hours. Maybe it's possible, IDK. But salad - trying to pound through $1,000 in salad would be far worse than the apple slice strategy.

Small drink + heavy on the ice = an expensive, fairly small amount of mostly water

Last edited by bigruk; 05-09-2017 at 12:56 AM. Reason: nvm I forgot even small drinks in the US are basically a gallon

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05-09-2017 , 02:43 AM

#144

doublejoker

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Originally Posted by bigruk

Small drink + heavy on the ice = an expensive, fairly small amount of mostly water

Drinks dont count ...

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05-09-2017 , 02:47 AM

#145

RedOak

FUD

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 721

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Originally Posted by Cooozy

Pretty easy bet imo. Just don't eat for 30 days beforehand and then eat 30x you normally would on that day.

Also, you die if you eat too much too fast after a long fast. need to be weaned back to food slowly.

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05-09-2017 , 03:06 AM

#146

MeleaB

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,395

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Originally Posted by MarkViduka1980

Picking the right location could be key here.

Yep, picking one close to a hospital would probably be a good idea.

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05-09-2017 , 05:11 AM

#147

Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by doublejoker

Drinks dont count ...

Yes, we know - you need to read the post he's responding to.

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05-09-2017 , 06:14 AM

#148

ty4thDime$

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 556

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Originally Posted by PeteBlow

Is the Monopoly promotion running?

Never stopped lol'ing from this post.

The guy's gonna find himself slumped on the floor in a macdonalds swimming in his own apple-slice filled vomit, will be a sorry sight.

Don't wanna be a massive killjoy but what are the legit medical risks?