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Old 05-19-2017, 03:55 PM   #351
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Is there any stream of this?
There's gonna be a stream out of his ass
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Old 05-19-2017, 03:57 PM   #352
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

He's turning the apple slices into apple sauce, albeit without a blender. Is that not a violation of the 'eat it as it comes' rule?
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:01 PM   #353
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He's turning the apple slices into apple sauce, albeit without a blender. Is that not a violation of the 'eat it as it comes' rule?
I would say it is

Also, just noticed he got screwed on apple slices at first stop, they only charged him $.50ea

Hes gotta go back and request to pay more
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:06 PM   #354
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

Even with the apples crushed by hand (which are a poor-man's teeth so I would allow it), it looks physically impossible to eat that large bowl and the guacamole cups without resorting to his one-time use of the "vomit card."

Can the nutritional scientists with rock-hard abs in this thread please post how long it would take that much apple sauce and guac to move out of his stomach so that more food could move in.

p.s-- Why isn't the little Staples bro in on this?

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Old 05-19-2017, 04:09 PM   #355
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Even with the apples blended, it looks physically impossible to eat that large bowl and the guacamole cups without having to use his "vomit card."

Can the nutritional scientists with rock-hard abs in this thread please post how long it would take that much apple sauce to move out of his stomach so that more food could move in.
How is he able to basically blend the apples into a liquid?

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Old 05-19-2017, 04:09 PM   #356
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

Totally.
The rule was 'No blender, eat it as it comes'

It's as if he's taken notice of the 'No blender' bit but ignored the second part.
If that's allowed, he may as well be able to dehydrate them
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:10 PM   #357
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Even with the apples blended, it looks physically impossible to eat that large bowl and the guacamole cups without having to use his "vomit card."

Can the nutritional scientists with rock-hard abs in this thread please post how long it would take that much apple sauce to move out of his stomach so that more food could move in.
About 3 hr and 50 min on average.

FUll discloser I only have pillow hard abs but I know about these things.
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:19 PM   #358
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Totally.
The rule was 'No blender, eat it as it comes'

It's as if he's taken notice of the 'No blender' bit but ignored the second part.
If that's allowed, he may as well be able to dehydrate them
Not really.

Crushing them with your hand is no different (ok it is, but humor me) than crushing them with your teeth, just as balling up and pushing a Big Mac down your throat with your fingers when your jaw gets tired should also be OK. Any tools beyond a knife, fork and spoon should be prohibited, but I will wait for someone with rock-hard abs to weigh in before deciding.

p.s -- They dole out some pretty big bacon slices at that McDs. Can't believe he knew that beforehand.
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:53 PM   #359
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

Btw, that much in green apples = good chance at the runs.
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:56 PM   #360
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Should have gotten some sides of scrambled eggs to go with the bacon. Expensive and not very filling.
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Old 05-19-2017, 05:08 PM   #361
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that's so disgusting and he's only 10.8% there

i have to honestly believe that his changes are zero to complete this
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Old 05-19-2017, 05:12 PM   #362
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^^^^
Don't forget the tax-man's bite of 9%
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Old 05-19-2017, 05:32 PM   #363
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Dude come ON.

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Old 05-19-2017, 06:25 PM   #364
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It is pretty incredible that no one has thought of this brilliant idea, as most of us figured he should have no problem getting 90% of the way there, but had no idea how he'd manage the last 10%.
10% in a challenge like this is a **** load.
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:27 PM   #365
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10% in a challenge like this is a **** load.
No it's not.
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:52 PM   #366
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10% in a challenge like this is a **** load.
That may be. But if so, the reason it's a ****load is because 100% is incredibly ridiculous, and there's pretty much no chance that 10% is going to be remotely close to the difference between making it or not.
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:03 PM   #367
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no idea how he's gonna down this 300$ worth of hamburgers and fries
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:06 PM   #368
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That may be. But if so, the reason it's a ****load is because 100% is incredibly ridiculous, and there's pretty much no chance that 10% is going to be remotely close to the difference between making it or not.
I mean, if he makes it, it kinda will be a big difference.
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:08 PM   #369
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Dude come ON.

If legit then this will turn into an anti-climax very quickly.
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:10 PM   #370
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:16 PM   #371
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I feel pretty foolish having waited to see what the sick angle would be, assuming he had some clever idea. There is no clever idea. He's just to going half-ass it and fail.
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:58 PM   #372
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Waste of time. Not even possible.
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:59 PM   #373
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I feel pretty foolish having waited to see what the sick angle would be, assuming he had some clever idea. There is no clever idea. He's just to going half-ass it and fail.
yea, really pathetic attempt...getting wasted the night before, he's not even trying
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:46 PM   #374
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

Would this bet be doable for a competitive eater like Matt Stonie? Here he eats $50 / 8280 calories of McDonalds food in 20 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np-uSAXRJK0
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:52 PM   #375
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Re: Strange prop bet between Matt Savage and MIke Noori

He's eaten $70 in the first 5 hours and now thinks he's a 500:1 dog to win. He must feel pretty foolish burning that 40k or whatever he bet.
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