Says the all seeing king of the internet.

Except SageDonkey. He uses social assistance


Bots Bots, the magical fruit, the more you use one, the more you brute!
The sites can claim they try and can, but they're only fooling drooling Stan

Except SageDonkey. He uses social assistance


Bots Bots, the magical fruit, the more you use one, the more you brute!
The sites can claim they try and can, but they're only fooling drooling Stan


Sage Donkey SageDonkey , a donkey indeed. He tried the other hole once but it made him bleed
sagedonkey Sage donkey, rumour he likes it rough. The dude said he'd put it in but he thought it was a bluff

People like you in NVG are the reason why many people are totally put off from posting in 2Plus2 so just lurk.
Many people have stated this as a fact. This is blatant unprovoked abuse by you and you should face a penalty by the forum moderators IMO.

This kind of on line abuse is against the terms of service of 2Plus2 and is also breaking the general laws of the state in most geographical jurisdictions.

Same thing on ACR. Has anyone noticed that literally 90% of the hypers are sat by someone from Russia? 100% Russian bots on ACR.

You don't know the half of it.

Botting on stars is so rampant
That even Jungleman cant stand it
Never three betting heads up in a sit n go
Is certainly not GTO

Jungleman plays hypers on his whims
Says that he can smell those rank ass sims
But he doesnt know how to spell REEK
Easy word for a game of thrones geek

These cheaters using live assistance
Are comprising Junglemans subsistence
Shortstack no limit has been solved
And now Jungles game has evolved

Heard same things, but stars is waaay better then all other sites on these issues.

yes, there be sims afoot, dont let anyone tell you otherwise

and bots too, goddamnit

i believe this is a topic worthy of rap posts

so its like 3rd person webcam poker or gg?

Are you serious Sage
To get that upset
On the first (or second) page
With a guy you never met

So are players using some ICM calculator in real time to do this?

Nice poem, Sir.

Not upset, just pointing out that someone launched an unprovoked abusive attack on me and that the (literary) nature of the attack is against the law in many jurisdictions.

I am heterosexual but what "*CHOMP" posted I still find unacceptable and very offensive. A poster before him, "restorativejustice" also thought it would be fun to lay into me when all I did was posted a poem directly relating to the discussion ITT, with a degree of humour.

Poems are as much a form of communication as prose, sometimes better, as indeed you have amply demonstrated with your poem, and for me as someone who often makes in depth and longer posts poetry is a nice way of me expressing things.

There is sometimes a gang mentality of bullying on some NVG threads, this being a case in point, and all of course done anonymously. So I am not upset by it, but not at all impressed.

Sorry for the uneducatedness of the question, but what are the indicators of botting vs. someone using a push/fold chart of some kind? (Or is that the same thing?).

prob timing tells
especially if they have to manually type/select their cards then the flop etc

This only sngs and not HUNL cash? cough 40and7 cough

Easy fix: offer CG only 100bb+

I know of rather obvious 9m hyper bots that where repeatedly reported and are still playing. Stars seems to prefer letting em rake huge amounts, they were proven guilty of this in the past as well, see "hyper bot ring busted" thread in STT board.

Imo force ppl under suspicion of botting to play one of their standard sessions under camera observation + screensharing and distribute their rolls if they significantly alter their play.

Let's be real here everyone who plays short stack HU seriously at the very minimum has some sort of database with solutions they can easily cross reference, if not programs that scrape hand action and show solutions in real time. You'd have to be completely insane to just play straight up in the most hard solved game there is without some assistance.

IMO when a game is hard solved poker sites should instantly remove it from their offering. Nothing good can come out of keeping HU SNGs. Things will only get worse for this format and will further the stigma that online poker is shady and rigged.

Just offer hu rock paper scissors.

Solved

Yeah and make it 10% rake, that's a good thing for poker.

2p2 was better when people with actual evidence posted things based on actual data, rather than just make wild and unsubstantiated accusations.

Making shrill claims of wrong-doing, without providing evidence to support those claims, undermines those people who deeply care about the integrity of games and rely upon evidence.

Don't be the boy who cried wolf, because making claims without sharing evidence will reduce the attention received - and deserved - by those people who actually provide evidence.

how can you possibly prove that someone is using real time assistance... it's Stars' job but clearly they're unable to do it as 2 pretty much confirmed botters passed their silly investigation.

Am going cum clean and admit I use a bot on stars

Everyone with 2 brain cells can deduce that there is botting going on in sngs across all sites. Not just pokerstars. You don't need evidence for that.