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07-22-2010 , 02:37 AM
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When you are being raped in prison, "Nice shove, how much you got left behind?"


When at a school for special children, "******ed play."
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07-22-2010 , 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
hilarious.
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07-22-2010 , 02:42 AM
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If your wife sunbathes nude .... fish on a heater
whale on a heater
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07-22-2010 , 02:43 AM
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Alternate title: "...but how much did you lose"
1. i laid a monster down

2. i finally trapped him
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07-22-2010 , 03:09 AM
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At a funeral as a Friend/Relative is about to start their speech of a memory- "Inb4coolstorybrah"
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07-22-2010 , 06:35 AM
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Russian roulett --> run it twice
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07-22-2010 , 07:21 AM
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Patient: "Doctor I think I have diabetes"

Doctor: "Pass the Sugar!"
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After dropping an atom bomb on eastern Europe.... Czech in the dark?
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Going halves on a ounce - Splitting the pot?
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Digging up your moms sister - Raising the ante?
Winners.

Though one post would have been enough.
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07-22-2010 , 07:26 AM
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your having sex with your girlfriend when suddenly she decides to " call a clock " on you.
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07-22-2010 , 12:39 PM
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Whitney Houston in concert: took a strong line, turned all 4s on the board
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07-22-2010 , 01:04 PM
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When your friend says he caught a STD - "That's just variance."

When your asked to order first at a restaurant. - "I don't like being First to act"
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07-22-2010 , 01:30 PM
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A bit awkward at a Mexican donkey show: "LOL. Donkaments."
Being part of the show... Binking a Donkament?
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07-22-2010 , 01:37 PM
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An arts and crafts show with paintings and such by blind people..

"These blinds are horrible"

A movie set for porno...

"He's been all in 4 times today"

"She put it in with the best hand"
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07-22-2010 , 03:08 PM
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07-22-2010 , 03:22 PM
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jabba wins thread
but how much did he lose
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07-22-2010 , 03:50 PM
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Michael Meyers wearing a mask IMO.
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07-23-2010 , 01:12 PM
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but how much did he lose
$350 (ldo)
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07-23-2010 , 01:14 PM
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Quote:
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At a funeral as a Friend/Relative is about to start their speech of a memory- "Inb4coolstorybrah"
So great to imagine this happening, yet so wrong.

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When your asked to order first at a restaurant. - "I don't like being First to act"
A+
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07-23-2010 , 01:55 PM
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WINNAR
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07-23-2010 , 02:05 PM
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Quote:
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when you can't get it up and so decide to push the useless girlfriend a way - you limp shove
This is incorrect, that would be a limp-Fold, Limp shove would imply "putting it in" anyways....
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07-23-2010 , 09:21 PM
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When a man is a victim of a racist hate crime, is he on a 3K downswing?
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07-23-2010 , 10:39 PM
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A quickie with the girlfriend = rush poker.
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08-10-2010 , 10:33 AM
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Q: "They gave the secretary job to the other candidate who had blonde hair and huge boobs - can you believe it?!"

A: "Standard"
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08-10-2010 , 10:54 PM
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Well I know I do not like it when my GF asks if I am All-In, but she does love it when I Shove from behind.
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08-10-2010 , 11:34 PM
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At an autopsy: "This table is dead."
YEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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08-10-2010 , 11:58 PM
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Quote:
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I obtained a black chip in a 2/5 game, and I asked to be colored down to greens. I said "Thanks, I hate blacks".
haha very funny. one time when i was at a hamburger joint i ordered a vanilla and chocolate milkshake. the African-American waitress came to deliver it and she asks who's it was and i said," I'm black and white."
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