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07-16-2010 , 03:03 PM
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Telling your girlfriend you'd rather Poker than Poke Her
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07-16-2010 , 03:10 PM
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In a sponsored silence.
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07-16-2010 , 03:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Freefalling
I obtained a black chip in a 2/5 game, and I asked to be colored down to greens. I said "Thanks, I hate blacks".
so wrong, but i lmao

also,

watching a documentary about the african slave trade in class and you jump up and yell "SHIP IT"
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07-16-2010 , 03:58 PM
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07-16-2010 , 04:02 PM
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07-16-2010 , 04:06 PM
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LMAO
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07-16-2010 , 04:17 PM
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i raise the pot coz
ya'll are high
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07-17-2010 , 07:21 AM
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07-17-2010 , 09:50 AM
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Patient: "Doctor I think I have diabetes"

Doctor: "Pass the Sugar!"
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07-17-2010 , 09:52 AM
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After dropping an atom bomb on eastern Europe.... Czech in the dark?
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07-17-2010 , 09:56 AM
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Going halves on a ounce - Splitting the pot?
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07-17-2010 , 09:57 AM
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Digging up your moms sister - Raising the ante?
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07-17-2010 , 10:22 AM
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Digging up your moms sister - Raising the ante?
oh hell yes
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07-17-2010 , 07:02 PM
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Two guys are on the Titanic as its sinking.

First guy: See, I told you these big boats aren't safe!
Second guy: You're being results oriented.

Not appropriate.
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07-17-2010 , 07:27 PM
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Two guys are on the Titanic as its sinking.

First guy: See, I told you these big boats aren't safe!
Second guy: You're being results oriented.

Not appropriate.
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07-17-2010 , 07:43 PM
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Going to jail in the UK and bragging about what a "sick raping beast" you are...
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07-19-2010 , 07:09 PM
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You friend tells you he has pneumonia and hepatitis.

You reply, 'That's so sick."
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07-19-2010 , 08:36 PM
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When someone in your family has taken a poop and start screaming because you have the flush.
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07-19-2010 , 08:46 PM
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mother in law dies = running good

having 3some = 2 to 1 odds

wife wants to introduce a male = variance/bad beat
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07-19-2010 , 08:52 PM
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07-19-2010 , 09:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GlasgowHotty
http://www.pokerstatic.com/hot-seat/...aka-slowhabit/

I thought the interview was great - but about a quarter of the way through he refers to his family as having had "an edge on the rest of the field" in regards to why they were let out of prison...

So it got me thinking: Are there situations where poker speak is NOT appropriate?!
How about always. Just use real words.
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07-19-2010 , 09:58 PM
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At a funeral "I guess he stopped playing live?"
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07-19-2010 , 11:42 PM
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When a man is a victim of a racist hate crime, is he on a 3K downswing?
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07-19-2010 , 11:50 PM
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Running out of breath at the 3 mile mark while training for a marathon? Variance....just wait til you get to the long run
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07-19-2010 , 11:51 PM
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Leg eaten by a great white shark? Life tilted by an aggro fish
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