Situations where poker speak is NOT appropriate?! - Page 10 - Poker News

Talking to a quadrapalegic friend I said "You don't know how it feels to pray every day just to RUN GOOD, ONE TIME." then later I told him "There is no better feeling then hitting Quads."

Oh yea, after going down on your girl never tell her "Every fish should get the royal flush once in a while."

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08-11-2010 , 01:21 AM

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Hardball47

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,301

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Originally Posted by boobies4me

laying in bed next to a chick you just banged while playing internet pokerz - "god im sick and tired of being f*cked by donkeys".

This needs more love.

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08-11-2010 , 09:20 AM

#228

tiltnonstop

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,385

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Originally Posted by Jabba021

Calling your girlfriend loose aggressive.

haha

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08-11-2010 , 09:55 AM

#229

purrrrr

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 112

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Originally Posted by algrohsucks

Leg eaten by a great white shark? Life tilted by an aggro fish

A+++

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08-11-2010 , 10:20 AM

#230

ImLivinInValueCity

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 16

No photoshop skills but: Yoran van der Sloot confesses to murder!

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08-11-2010 , 10:21 AM

#231

dmulroy

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 408

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Originally Posted by Mrtrebus

drawing dead?

Dead $$ ??

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08-11-2010 , 11:10 AM

#232

CappieXL

grinder

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 617

ask an unknown girl: Do you want to have sex with me, yes or no?
girl: NO
you: I flip so bad

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08-11-2010 , 11:49 PM

#233

Kojika

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,259

When a friend calls you to tell you her parents died in a car accident last night and you say "Legit beat".

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08-12-2010 , 12:44 AM

#234

SkinnyApple

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 168

Hostage in a standoff between the police and a gang of bank robbers - UTG

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08-12-2010 , 12:48 PM

#235

mrducks

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4,260

plane crash on the news - bad beat

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08-12-2010 , 12:52 PM

#236

BustedNuts16

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,516

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Originally Posted by CappieXL

ask an unknown girl: Do you want to have sex with me, yes or no?
girl: NO
you: I run so bad

fyp

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04-27-2017 , 01:34 AM

#237

NTellier85

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2017 Posts: 450

bump

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04-27-2017 , 02:48 AM

#238

Auld guy

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 87

When you just killed a kid in a pram texting while driving - Spin and Go

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04-27-2017 , 07:54 AM

#239

housenuts

1st Quartiled the 500

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 49,669

When you take a girl home from the bar, handcuff her to the bed and put a ball gag in her - "you're dominated"

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