she just couldn't fold it.

loved the remix vid.

I waited for someone punching her in the face.

I knew this was exactly what it was gonna be but still laft.

awesome vid

First, excellent video

The missing part of the story is how questionable the play with QQ was

- Tight female
- Live tourney
- Near bubble(not sure how close as I haven't even watched the real video)
- 3bets and makes a speech
- QQ is awful against that range
- He should fold

Now, given that he should be folding QQ based on all of that, maybe it's a tougher decision for her?

Perhaps she is so good she is a level above the other players. Maybe she knows that they should know that she is only raising with KK/AA here while making a speech. Given that villain can only have KK/AA to shove (I include KK because even though you know that you know it is still too hard to fold) then doesn't that mean she has to deeply consider folding KK?

Now let's say villain is playing perfectly and knows that she only has KK/AA doesn't that mean he can only shove AA so he has to fold KK even?

That would make his super level range AA only and thus she would need to fold KK here.

There I solved the equation.

She could be some super poker genius in disguise.

That said... She took too long.

One parting thought. "Can't fold this"

I'm giving the vid a B-, but only because I want MOAR. Where are the SrslySirius verses about nit-rolling and playing tight and folding your way into the money? If this doesn't get the full SS treatment, then just stop.

I shared this around at the local casino she used to deal at. You can thank me later mimi

(I can't fold this)
(I can't fold this)
(I can't fold this)
(I can't fold this)
(I can't fold this)

To, to, to, to...
Get here's so hard
Wish I were Russ
And could see your cards
I really
Hate to abort
Sittin' on KK
And my stack is short

Can't get reads on
Your faces
Wish I could tell
If you have those aces
So relaxed
I'm sold
But this is a hand
Uh, I can't fold

I told you, dealer
(I can't fold this)
I work so hard to get here, you know
(I can't fold this)
I'm lookin' in his eyes, man
(I can't fold this)
Let me waste a bit more time
(I can't fold this)

Time's a-wastin'
Tick-tock
We're hand for hand
You can't call the clock
If I wanna stall
I'll do so
Then say it's sick
Like Vanessa Rousso

I'm tryin'
To put out a feeler
If I lose the hand
I'll just blame the dealer
I tank
I tank
Wanna put my chips out
But afraid to get spanked
Makin' speeches
Like Jamie Gold
But this is a hand, uh,
I can't fold

Yo, I told you
(I can't fold this)
Why you makin' faces, waiter?
(I can't fold this)
Yo sound the bell, day's over, sucka
(I can't fold this)

Break it down!

(oh... oh... oh... oh... oh.. oh...)
Stop! Can't call time!

"I'm calling", I said
Please show me queens
Or I'm probably dead

I'm leading
And I shout
But still ask the dealer
To help me out

Thanks table
I'm a winner
Even if my antics
Made you lose your dinner
Whats your stack
Amount
Just for a minute
Let's all have a count
Count, count, count..

Yeah!
(I can't fold this)
Look at my chips
(I can't fold this)
I'm back to average, boy
(I can't fold this)
Thank you all for your patience
(I can't fold this)

Break it down!

A+ Señor Druff

I just shuffled back and forth on my feet in parachute pants.

Thread title should be fixed

There's one thing you left out which I think may have evoked the call.

When she 3bet, she made an error. "Raise to 125" and then putting in 125. The dealer had to correct her and instructed her to put another 39k (?) in the pot.
We don't know how she handled it. Did she see it as an opportunity to evoke a call with something like "Oh! Do I have to?", as if it was not her intention to risk ~170K .
Or did she immediately grab a stack and push it forward so he could count it out.

That mistake was my first thought. The caller was capitalizing on it, combined with his having a great hand and a much larger stack of course.
The speech was important but I get the feeling she's always yapping which detracts some read-value from it, and those at the table took it for normal behavior by that time..

tl;dr and no strategy in NVG

kilowatts lines are A+ imo. good writing.

Makes sense, she looks like a horribly annoying human being; bitchy, pesky...you name the weakness, she has it.

Sick bluff by the guy with QQ

Tremendous remix.

What the **** is wrong with this lady?

worst played QQ in the history of QQ. everyone saying the QQ is an obv fold from not being there is obv way better than this guy.

Yup it was I who had the QQ.. Obv folding my hand pre was a good option. She had 3bet Doc numerous times tho so I went with the hand.. Ppl are saying this was the bubble but that's false.. Over 300 got paid and this hand accrued with 100 ppl left..

Anyway. It was obviously one of the most brutal hands I've ever had to sit through but whatever... The remix that srslysirius did makes it totally worth it.

wasn't that bad..

When it's your day to win it, she folds here.

Props to you for sitting there stoically. Don't know if I could do the same.

Well crap. I misheard it was before the bubble. That changes everything. It kills my joke and formula and makes her play even slower.

Thx for chiming in

Lol.

I have never called clock or berated a player before but this would have pushed my limits for both! Kudos to you sir.

fun thread
If she had QQ instead of KK, would it be a 20 minute wait, ending with her folding? I tend to think so.

QQ she would have folded after a min of her usual bs