Originally Posted by billysharkey
(This is Billy Sharkey)
The first one liner was in regards to him repeatedly complaining about him getting unlucky. I think he lost with kq to kj when a king flopped and a lot of money got in there then villain hits a jack. Few minutes later he loses big pot with KK verse 67 and he says, "now its the 6-7, yup, they always do it, now its with the 6-7 verse the two kings. They alwaysdo it to me."
So I say (mind you I have not acknowledged him prior to this) "well if karma really exists, they will keep doing it to you everyday for the rest of your life"
The look on his face was priceless man, like he is in that state where he got sucked out on (it was pretty dirty, it came 8-6-2 and I wasnt paying attention so much to the hand but, substantial money was def put into the pot on the flop and turn....6 on the river....all in on the river) and most people in a live casino are going to be sympathetic in that spot, say something to the effect of, 'that was so sick', or 'I know, I got kings cracked like that yesterday,' you know something (stupid, yet) empathetic like that. So for him to be expecting sympathy from me, his neighbor, and then to instead get a sick needle like that was f cking great.
Other good ones too. Mind you, I am not quick with jokes or one liners, I usually stutter and am horrendous at telling stories. But his friend came up to him and was explaining to him how he folded pocket 4's pre but would have hit a set had he called. I said, so Russ, when you were doing that thing on ultimate bet could you see what the flop was too? Or was it just the hole cards.
A few more, somebody at table said you guys are fighting like a father and son, I replly no, no, no, I could never call a man like this my father, then I asked russ while feigning actual interest, are sons allowed to disown fathers or can only fathers disown sons? Either way, of course I would disown you,,, that was a pretty funny one.
Just wanted to give a few specifics in case any unbleievers. Were a few more too.
Usually I am a person who avoids conflict at a place like poker table. I am almost sheepish at times. Slifdoggy is usually the one who would step up and harass this guy instead of me. This was very fun and I am proud.