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01-14-2008 , 02:24 AM

#301

Conspire

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Quote:

Originally Posted by David Sklansky

the worst would have been my Machiavellian advice as to how to best take advantage of all the high rollers going gaga over her.

What book is that in?

01-14-2008 , 02:25 AM

#302

DarkMagus

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01-14-2008 , 02:26 AM

#303

RiversAreBad

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The only motives girls like Brandi have are to get their mark on their side and against everyone else that could potentially say something bad about her. Since there was past history between David and Brandi she could have deffinatly told Brandon something untrue just to discredit anything David might say to Brandon regarding Brandi. Its all a pure greed motivation.

01-14-2008 , 02:27 AM

#304

David Sklansky

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pineapple888

DS, just curious... would you advise a young hottie to give buttsecks for a buyin? Honestly, I am curious about your position on this concept.

Sure wouldn't. That's the whole point.

01-14-2008 , 02:29 AM

#305

fxwacgesvrhdtf

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pimprexel

Hello? I can't almost believe what I am reading! Motive? After everything you know firsthand and have witnessed involving her you question any of this because its not logical behavior??????? Wow.

Stealing from Mark wasnt logical. Claiming people have hurt her when they have only tried to help her is not logical. Her making a dupe account on here and posting about you is not logical. Losing money and claiming she had been robbed, sexually assaulted is not logical. There is not motive. There is no logic. This is a sickness without rythme or reason.

Pimprexel,
Post details about what she said to you regarding Sklansky or it didn't happen.

Regards,
--jman220

01-14-2008 , 02:32 AM

#306

Dr. Pauly

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Brandon's recap of a year with Brandi reminds of a Raymond Carver short story meets one of those letters to Penthouse that begin "I never thought that this could be possible..."

The "Machiavellian" reference from Sklansky made my day.

01-14-2008 , 02:34 AM

#307

Runkmud

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Would someone playing at the Commerce please bring this thread to Brandi's attention. We need another 1k+ thread.

01-14-2008 , 02:36 AM

#308

bronx bomber

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Pimprexel, David gave you the green light to post anything she said about him if you believed it was true. Since you OBV were in love with this trash-I assume you believed everything she said. He gave you the go ahead to reveal these exciting nuggets.
RELOAD

01-14-2008 , 02:38 AM

#309

pineapple888

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What if she LIKED buttsecks?

Quote:

Originally Posted by David Sklansky

Sure wouldn't. That's the whole point.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pineapple888

DS, just curious... would you advise a young hottie to give buttsecks for a buyin? Honestly, I am curious about your position on this concept.

01-14-2008 , 02:39 AM

#310

RiversAreBad

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pineapple888

What if she LIKED buttsecks?

For the right $$$ she'll like any secks ya want.

01-14-2008 , 02:41 AM

#311

Python49

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goddammit, thread already too long for me to read past the first page. Anyway, this is what happens when guys aren't getting laid enough and will do anything to keep getting some.

01-14-2008 , 02:44 AM

#312

Sly Selea

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Pauly

And Brandon could be our Trilby to Brandi's Svengali.

01-14-2008 , 02:44 AM

#313

Arnold_O

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Victor

my dream girl ya...

Quote:

Originally Posted by *TT*

David is 100% pure - PIMP. How the hell does he always totally own these Brandy threads? David - my hat is off!

haha!

nice photoshop. the pimp cane, the 2 dudes thinking of naked brandi, and brandi thinking of Gold's money!!!!!

Quote:

Sklansky--

"I did lecture her during that conversation because she blew some money she had set aside to give someone and blamed that person for not coming to get it. But such conversations were nothing new.

Three months later I bumped into her and I was surprised she ignored me. I figured it was either that conversation or someone telling her not to talk to me. Actually I thought it was you."

nah, it's cause the chick is a sociopath. more accurately, borderline personality disorder --i.e., she has no regard for anyone 'cept herself

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01-14-2008 , 02:44 AM

#314

jwc529

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also, is this brandon??

01-14-2008 , 02:44 AM

#315

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pimprexel

There is motive, logic, rhyme and reason. She only says or does things if she stands to gain something. I believe DS is saying that she would have had nothing to gain by speaking poorly of him to others. He doesn't see the angle.

01-14-2008 , 02:44 AM

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Shark Doctor

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Conspire

What book is that in?

The Prince by Nicollo Machiavelli (sp?)

01-14-2008 , 02:46 AM

#317

LiveNow

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DS,
the pimp hand is strong.

01-14-2008 , 02:48 AM

#318

Assani Fisher

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Quote:

Originally Posted by David Sklansky

"Many of the things I know, I have witnessed and would have no problem explaining if it really served a purpose. However, I am not sure if things I know about second hand or even have witnessed regarding others would be appropriate to disclose i.e sklansky, relationships with other well known pro's, things that she did to earn money during the world series etc. Its not my role or intent to embarass anyone else further."

You have my permission to post anything that you think you know about me that is both important and is something you think I am keeping secret. Either do that or kindly retract your implication.

Remember when I said we were gonna need someone to stir the pot in order to get this thread up there close to your guys' page predictions? Yeah...this is it!

01-14-2008 , 02:53 AM

#319

El Diablo

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pimpr,

I'm sure others are as curious as I am about something that a couple of people have mentioned already. What was the path in the last year that took you from busto working stiff pit boss to guy who blew $500k+ on Brandi?

01-14-2008 , 02:56 AM

#320

Assani Fisher

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Pineapple has gotten off to an early lead of winning this thread imo....but still very very early ldo.

01-14-2008 , 03:00 AM

#321

Arnold_O

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pimprexel

spot on dude.

these borderline chicks just make up random stuff because it's what they do.

http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publi...disorder.shtml

Borderline personality disorder (BPD) is a serious mental illness characterized by pervasive instability in moods, interpersonal relationships, self-image, and behavior. This instability often disrupts family and work life, long-term planning, and the individual's sense of self-identity. Originally thought to be at the "borderline" of psychosis, people with BPD suffer from a disorder of emotion regulation. While less well known than schizophrenia or bipolar disorder (manic-depressive illness), BPD is more common, affecting 2 percent of adults, -------- mostly young women. ------- 1 There is a high rate of self-injury without suicide intent, as well as a significant rate of suicide attempts and completed suicide in severe cases.2,3 Patients often need extensive mental health services, and account for 20 percent of psychiatric hospitalizations.4 Yet, with help, many improve over time and are eventually able to lead productive lives.
Symptoms

While a person with depression or bipolar disorder typically endures the same mood for weeks, a person with BPD may experience intense bouts of anger, depression, and anxiety that may last only hours, or at most a day.5 These may be associated with episodes of impulsive aggression, self-injury, and drug or alcohol abuse. Distortions in cognition and sense of self can lead to frequent changes in long-term goals, career plans, jobs, friendships, gender identity, and values. Sometimes people with BPD view themselves as fundamentally bad, or unworthy. They may feel unfairly misunderstood or mistreated, bored, empty, and have little idea who they are. Such symptoms are most acute when people with BPD feel isolated and lacking in social support, and may result in frantic efforts to avoid being alone.

People with BPD often have highly unstable patterns of social relationships. While they can develop intense but stormy attachments, their attitudes towards family, friends, and loved ones may suddenly shift from idealization (great admiration and love) to devaluation (intense anger and dislike). Thus, they may form an immediate attachment and idealize the other person, but when a slight separation or conflict occurs, they switch unexpectedly to the other extreme and angrily accuse the other person of not caring for them at all. Even with family members, individuals with BPD are highly sensitive to rejection, reacting with anger and distress to such mild separations as a vacation, a business trip, or a sudden change in plans. These fears of abandonment seem to be related to difficulties feeling emotionally connected to important persons when they are physically absent, leaving the individual with BPD feeling lost and perhaps worthless. Suicide threats and attempts may occur along with anger at perceived abandonment and disappointments.

People with BPD exhibit other impulsive behaviors, such as excessive spending, binge eating and risky sex. BPD often occurs together with other psychiatric problems, particularly bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety disorders, substance abuse, and other personality disorder

high rate of self-injury --------- as in ,,, "one day i will fly"

01-14-2008 , 03:06 AM

#322

PokerBob

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pimpr,

i was lucky enough to ride in an elevator with you and that nutcase a few months back. she was berating you as if i wasn't even there. i'm surprised that you endured any of her bull**** for that long.

also, did she ask you to shave your arms?

01-14-2008 , 03:08 AM

#323

Conspire

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Conspire

What book is that in?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR

The Prince by Nicollo Machiavelli (sp?)

I want to know davids spin on it.

01-14-2008 , 03:11 AM

#324

PokerBob

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While superficially hilarious, deep down we all know that the human being that is Brandi is horribly tragic. I think there is a very real possibility that this thread will cause her to finally succeed in one of those many "attempts."

01-14-2008 , 03:12 AM

#325

metsandfinsfan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR

I was so relieved when you said this....just wait it out - then you can give your highly anticipated one sentence response...everyones so excited to hear what you have to say!!!!

im pretty sure over 20,000 of my posts are more than 1 sentence
most are even 2 or three
like this one

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