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01-14-2008 , 02:01 AM

#277

fxwacgesvrhdtf

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Quote:

Originally Posted by snagglepuss

jman,

unban pocketpared please. he was pretty much owning pimprexel with those old posts, which are HILARIOUS

pimprexel,

you seem like a pretty big loser. your old posts make you come off like a complete clown, and are pretty pathetic. but highly entertaining. and the emo-ish tone in the posts in this thread is equally lame. you weren't 'saving' anyone. you were just being pathetic and delusional.

peachy,

stories please? i can imagine you have heard plenty. and after your tirade on chantal i am interested to hear. you seem to have lots of connections with all of these poker women you hate!

sklansky,

can you share some stories of your relationship with brandi? surely you are just as entertained by all of this as the masses

I'm really confused. I didn't ban anyone named pocketpared, the only person I banned was that swiss guy, are they the same person?

01-14-2008 , 02:02 AM

#278

nflods

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 290

Quote:

Originally Posted by David Sklansky

No. That I don't want. I only asked you to post what you thought might be true. I'm not going to spend hours proving I didn't have sex with three billy goats or whatever else you might claim she said.

Sklansky I thought that "What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas"
Please keep that stuff in Vegas. Please.

01-14-2008 , 02:03 AM

#279

badatmath

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,002

Quote:

Originally Posted by David Sklansky

No. That I don't want. I only asked you to post what you thought might be true. I'm not going to spend hours proving I didn't have sex with three billy goats or whatever else you might claim she said.

Well if Brandon won't post it, I will.

01-14-2008 , 02:03 AM

#280

markksman

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Nah another guy got banned because he said "ban me too" and you banned him.

01-14-2008 , 02:04 AM

#281

jwc529

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,112

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman220

I'm really confused. I didn't ban anyone named pocketpared, the only person I banned was that swiss guy, are they the same person?

possibly

01-14-2008 , 02:04 AM

#282

fxwacgesvrhdtf

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markksman

Nah another guy got banned because he said "ban me too" and you banned him.

oh, yeah.

01-14-2008 , 02:05 AM

#283

*TT*

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 22,860

David is 100% pure - PIMP. How the hell does he always totally own these Brandy threads? David - my hat is off!

01-14-2008 , 02:05 AM

#284

Shark Doctor

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markksman

"ban me too"

I think Markksman is asking to get banned

01-14-2008 , 02:06 AM

#285

SamuraiJon

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 5,203

Brandi = cat and Op = bird?

01-14-2008 , 02:06 AM

#286

reefdawg

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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,679

Now I can say I was there when the Brandi Hawbaker nutso slut thread turned into the David Sklansky beastiality thread.

01-14-2008 , 02:07 AM

#287

Shark Doctor

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Originally Posted by reefdawg

Now I can say I was there when the Brandi Hawbaker nutso slut thread turned into the David Sklansky beastiality thread.

Make sure you tell your grandkids about it

01-14-2008 , 02:07 AM

#288

mephisto

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 5,372

wow, the quick ms paint work with the goat(s) is just.....wow. Thank you NVG.

01-14-2008 , 02:08 AM

#289

markksman

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OP,

Are you her broke boyfriend? I assume you were going out with her in August? How long was she in LA when you two were going out?

Quote:

For those dying to know... no gossip. No drama. She is in Los Angeles and has been for the past couple weeks.

Currently she is staying at the Commerce and has been playing high stakes cash games and tournaments online. She is also working with a celebrity fitness trainer 5 days a week to get in premium shape. She is on a meal plan and has food delivered to the casino every day for her.

In her limited ammount of spare time, she has been partying with friends and spoiling her broke boyfriend.

Starting tommorrow, you will be able to catch up on her as she will be playing almost every tournament at the Bike.

Sincerely,
Her assistant

01-14-2008 , 02:10 AM

#290

Bulletproof Monk

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jman220

I'm really confused. I didn't ban anyone named pocketpared, the only person I banned was that swiss guy, are they the same person?

omg thankyou =)

01-14-2008 , 02:10 AM

#291

blah_blah

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,659

Quote:

Originally Posted by sqwisssssss

and its no surprise that all you idiots actually believe this story.

a story from a supposedly genuine guy who names himself, "pimprexel".

i got some of my old condoms from after having sex with brandi. would anyone care to buy them?

this thread is just proof on how pathetic and female absent your lives are. your just a bunch of bedroom weirdo dwellers who live vicariously through these brandi threads. you want to believe this crap because most of you dont come close to any story of being with a girl in real life.

get a grip idiots. you dont know the op. the story is taken at face value with no question.........and its from a supposed pitboss who happens to be the biggest sucker on the planet. wow, you guys are ****ing stupid and pathetic.

pimprexel was posting and defending brandi in the original megathread.

also i see that you got banned and this makes me very happy.

01-14-2008 , 02:11 AM

#292

RiversAreBad

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 523

Once/If Brandi actually posts something in this thread it is going to become an instant classic 2+2 thread.

01-14-2008 , 02:14 AM

#293

Chump Change

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Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

Quote:

Originally Posted by snagglepuss

jman,

unban pocketpared please. he was pretty much owning pimprexel with those old posts, which are HILARIOUS

In regards to this owning, pimprexel's old and new posts just don't make any sense. How was he broke and in debt to brandi a year ago but now has a baker's dozen of faberge eggs missing from his mansion?

01-14-2008 , 02:17 AM

#294

David Sklansky

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pimprexel

Well that was my point. She obviously told me among other things why SHE claims she ended her relationship with you. I felt it would be a disservice to repeat anything she had ever said knowing what i now know. However, I am not the only person she said these things to.

I have no problem repeating anything told to me, as others can collaborate it coming from Brandi as well. I wont if David does not approve

For the record I don't have the slightest idea why she stopped calling me. The last time I talked to her she was heading out of Vegas and there was no hint she was mad about something. I did lecture her during that conversation because she blew some money she had set aside to give someone and blamed that person for not coming to get it. But such conversations were nothing new.

Three months later I bumped into her and I was surprised she ignored me. I figured it was either that conversation or someone telling her not to talk to me. Actually I thought it was you. As far as anything slanderous she could have said about me, the worst would have been my Machiavellian advice as to how to best take advantage of all the high rollers going gaga over her. As far as getting staked. Not stealing. And as you well know, I did advise her to pay Mark.

You are implying that she accused me of much worse things. What is odd about that, if you are to be believed, is that there would have been no motive for her to do that.

01-14-2008 , 02:20 AM

#295

pineapple888

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Quote:

my Machiavellian advice as to how to best take advantage of all the high rollers going gaga over her.

DS, just curious... would you advise a young hottie to give buttsecks for a buyin? Honestly, I am curious about your position on this concept.

01-14-2008 , 02:20 AM

#296

gilarrr

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 8

Quote:

Originally Posted by reefdawg

I'm glad I found this thread while baked. Pizzas on the way.

I'm with you, reefdawg... dreamland.

01-14-2008 , 02:21 AM

#297

Superluminal

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 931

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chump Change

See my earlier post in the thread.

Probability of Brandi leaving him cos he is broke is greater than 0%.

01-14-2008 , 02:21 AM

#298

CRAIGG

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 66

i seriously went downstairs and made popcorn halfway through reading this thread. I didn't even realize i did it until i saw another post that said grabs popcorn.

subliminal messaging ftw

01-14-2008 , 02:22 AM

#299

pineapple888

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Quote:

Originally Posted by David Sklansky

What is odd about that, if you are to be believed, is that there would have been no motive for her to do that.

Excellent point. Since Brandi is clearly a logical, rational, life EV maximizer, we can now end this thread. Thanks, DS.

01-14-2008 , 02:23 AM

#300

pimprexel

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 114

Quote:

Originally Posted by David Sklansky

Hello? I can't almost believe what I am reading! Motive? After everything you know firsthand and have witnessed involving her you question any of this because its not logical behavior??????? Wow.

Stealing from Mark wasnt logical. Claiming people have hurt her when they have only tried to help her is not logical. Her making a dupe account on here and posting about you is not logical. Losing money and claiming she had been robbed, sexually assaulted is not logical. There is not motive. There is no logic. This is a sickness without rythme or reason.

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