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10-04-2008, 04:51 AM
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#76
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grinder
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: CH
Posts: 503
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
nice work man, +1 on the lyrics.
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10-04-2008, 04:53 AM
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#77
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adept
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: monte carlo
Posts: 1,043
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
Can t wait for the video clip to come out ...
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10-04-2008, 04:55 AM
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#78
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: I am gder01 (water boat)
Posts: 10,611
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
I think im gunna make a series of songs:
rock ballads about ali najad
80's love songs about patrick antonoiuse
and maybe a crappy rap about negreanue
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10-04-2008, 04:57 AM
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#79
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grinder
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Sweden
Posts: 565
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
very very well played OP!
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10-04-2008, 05:00 AM
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#80
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banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Live pros gonna die hoez
Posts: 978
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
lol thanks everyone, i prob would've responded sooner but ive been out etc. ill get lyrics put together and post in a sec
Last edited by King Of Grind; 10-04-2008 at 05:10 AM.
Reason: bwahahaha added album cover on purevolume
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10-04-2008, 05:06 AM
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#81
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banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Live pros gonna die hoez
Posts: 978
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
ok here are the lyrics.... since this achieved adequate notoriety I'll probably make another one, suggestions are welcome for part 2....here are the lyrics:
you see those live pros, they gonna die hoez
we got that light green, stacks of money pounds of weed
we got these cash bricks, they tryin to match wits
with a massive force you know that is gon attack quick
yo verse one, got that C-R crew
if i had to play em heads up, i'd be scared too
you'll get bluffed by hastings, or valuetowned by cole
it don't matter how they do it, guaranteed they'll take your roll
yeah so townsend had a downswing, he's gonna come around g
and his skills will have him use your cash for his accounting
they got gordo, they got menlo
man they got so many names that i can't even comprehend yo
yo verse 2
i think deuces cracked is in this house
daevils hustles tables and his raps will crack ya ****in mouth
krantz is up next, he's always on the grind
and if your name is patrik then jay will play you any time
and if ya play whitelime, say goodbye to bright times
he'll leave you so broke, you won't have cash to snort some white lines
Now can any live pro just answer one question
Why not sign up to cardrunners or deuces cracked for a lesson
when i see hellmuth, it's hard to tell you
the anger that i feel it just ****in overwhelms you
he talks **** to everybody, thinks hes got some flashy stacks
If he tried to talk to me id put him on his ****in back
verse 3 comin out, but i feel the earth shakin
gandolf stormin through, "Oh my god! it's clay Aiken!!"
illari hits the table, guy is such a ****in king
and if he burns ya in the chat box, you're gonna feel the sting
it's a sick new generation, and we're growing up faster
protege's are now elite, just look at mastrblastr
but at the other end of that, you got the seasoned vets
just ask durrr about the million dollar swing concept
and if ya hate the live pros flip it left
and if ya love the internets turn right
and if ya hate the live pros flip it left
cuz we party for 100k a night
last verse, let me take care of my business
every internet player better come in close and listen
we're unique because we're better bitch, we ain't some damn degenerates
and we'll change the reputation of this game of which we're celebrant
so with that in mind, keep classy, unify
for better or for worse, this fight intensifies
let's break the equilibrium flow money to our side
and inherit poker's honor represent it with some pride
Last edited by Kevmath; 10-04-2008 at 11:13 AM.
Reason: removed request for donations
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10-04-2008, 05:11 AM
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#82
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: BAD BEATS CREW
Posts: 3,545
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
Quote:
Originally Posted by john voight
I think im gunna make a series of songs:
rock ballads about ali najad
80's love songs about patrick antonoiuse
and maybe a crappy rap about negreanue
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OH MY GOD PLEASE DO THIS
if you dont you will break my heart
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10-04-2008, 05:29 AM
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#83
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: ninny rubbin'
Posts: 8,380
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
sik beat, good enough lyrics
keep em coming
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10-04-2008, 05:53 AM
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#84
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grinder
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 520
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
lol loved it
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10-04-2008, 06:04 AM
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#85
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stranger
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 9
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
lol SF ill
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10-04-2008, 06:07 AM
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#86
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old hand
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 1,445
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
Awesome.
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10-04-2008, 06:20 AM
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#87
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old hand
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Don't Call it a comeback
Posts: 1,665
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
all you had to do was change "they gonna die hoez" to "we will rock them hoes" and im featured in the hook left and right
i like the song tho
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10-04-2008, 06:26 AM
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#88
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banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Live pros gonna die hoez
Posts: 978
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
Quote:
Originally Posted by irockhoess
all you had to do was change "they gonna die hoez" to "we will rock them hoes" and im featured in the hook left and right
i like the song tho
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someone needs to make a list of people i need to mention in the next one
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10-04-2008, 07:40 AM
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#89
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veteran
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ARFARFARF
Posts: 2,567
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
loved it, and that beat is tight
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10-04-2008, 07:50 AM
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#90
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newbie
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 28
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Re: Rap: Live pros V. Internet Pros
good job
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