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Originally Posted by NickMPK
I hate "That's why they call it poker" or "That's why they call it gambling", because they make absolutely no sense. (I think I've posted this before)
Also, not really a "saying"....but I hate hate hate when at show down, people declare their hand as "Two Pair!" when there is a pair on the board. If you are going to say anything rather than letting your cards speak, at least make a declaration that gives some indication of how strong your hand is. "Two Pair" in this context could be almost anything.
Christ, you must be inside my brain.
Honestly, "That's why they call it gambling" makes me want to pull my own head off and dribble it down the sidewalk like a basketball, then slam dunk it into a garbage can full of broken glass.
So, I really don't care for that expression.