Cantu is a freak and a weird dude, but probably could come across as likable if he were to take a vow of silence.
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This hashtag idiot is SO GOOD FOR POKER.
Given his behavior, I'd say he's -EV for just $7500 (minus ~$800 in random tips). 150bbs for proper context.
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There's a time and a place for beautiful poker but if you can't see this guy is a potential golden porkchop to the poker ecosystem, then I would suggest to rethink who we are trying to recruit into this game.
150bbs is not worth the pricetag in this case. Especially when it's more like 75 with that Mississippi straddle going on.
A porkchop that can't rebuy is not much to an entire ecosystem. In theory, he was waiting on $4000. That's 80 bigs. Or 40, once that straddle becomes mando again. Shortbuying scum. No wonder Cantu liked him.
HTK is literally human trash. A gross, exaggerated and vile representation of humanity. Above all else, oblivious to the point of fault.
Just because the guys a spew artist doesn't mean he should have a seat in a televised game. There are many spew artists in this world willing to play high stakes to be on TV. The super sized combination of ego and hostility unique to his brand should be quarantined to his self-established platforms.
I'd rather play with Old Man Coffee, Howard Lederer, Doug Lee, or the ghost of Russ Hamillton (maybe not online) than the hashbrown king. They would annoy me less.
With the bar now so low, when can we expect some of those just mentioned to make an appearance?
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Then he challenges the best player in the world to heads up NL for 1M.
I challenge you to a best of 3 SNG freezeout HU NL for 1,000,000,000 and if you don't agree to escrow the whole amount right now you're a biatch and/or bird.
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