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03-27-2010 , 01:07 AM

#26

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,660

I sat at a World Series table
Where I found myself sadly unable
To play at my level
Because the disheveled
man next to me smelled like a stable.

Spoiler:

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03-27-2010 , 01:23 AM

#27

sqwerty12

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owlmanda

There once was a man from Nantucket
"My hand is so good I can't muck it."
He said with a grin,
As he tossed his chips in,
But when his opponent said, "raise" he said "**** it!"

only took 28 replies for someone to at least get the number of syllables per line correct (at least the first 4 anyway....last one not bad though)

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03-27-2010 , 02:04 AM

#28

exoendo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,583

He knows poker, The mouth's just fine
Taking your money so that he may dine
he'll read your soul
and take your roll
as long as you aren't online

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03-27-2010 , 02:07 AM

#29

sickreadhachem

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 696

The once was a great man named Dwan,
he flipped nosebleed stacks just for fun,
his bankroll did bomb when he faced Viktor Blom,
but I'm sure that was just a bad run.

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03-27-2010 , 02:09 AM

#30

rivy56

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

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03-27-2010 , 02:11 AM

#31

sickreadhachem

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 696

There once was a great man named Yang,
instead of damn he would say "dang"
in case you missed him, he's the asian christian,
so never bring up the big bang

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03-27-2010 , 02:17 AM

#32

exoendo

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,583

Gobboboy sure wanted a deal
and sent full tilt a brief email
they ended up rude
called him a weird dude
with another fulltilt support fail

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03-27-2010 , 02:19 AM

#33

fishwife

stranger

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 10

I love all you guys! You're so grand!
And America too - what a land!
If I hadn't come here
Then I very much fear
I'd be riding a camel through sand!

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03-27-2010 , 02:30 AM

#34

defenestrate

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 345

Mahatma, a rapper unmatched,
Upon a discrepancy latched,
Contorting Jeff's panties
Regarding the antes.
His head is no longer attached.

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03-27-2010 , 02:37 AM

#35

rivy56

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16

sometimes i like to play poker,
omg i think i just woke her,
please don't hate,
learn to appreciate,
and maybe you will go further

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03-27-2010 , 02:39 AM

#36

fishwife

stranger

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 10

I lost fifty dollars just now
to a moron who lucked out somehow.
I said, "I desire
your murder by fire"
The villain replied, "BING BLANG BLAOW".

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03-27-2010 , 02:59 AM

#37

smrk

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,575

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishwife

I lost fifty dollars just now
to a moron who lucked out somehow.
I said, "I desire
your murder by fire"
The villain replied, "BING BLANG BLAOW".

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03-27-2010 , 03:04 AM

#38

smrk

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,575

Quote:

Originally Posted by defenestrate

Mahatma, a rapper unmatched,
Upon a discrepancy latched,
Contorting Jeff's panties
Regarding the antes.
His head is no longer attached.

v nice as well

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03-27-2010 , 05:01 AM

#39

SpeedLimiter

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,116

There was a young man known as Fricke
In Aus found out Gus was tricky,
second place wasn't poor
but Howard wasn't sure
"He's a freak and a weird dude"

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03-27-2010 , 05:26 AM

#40

nintendere

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,244

Phil Hellmuth got felted and went away
He wasn't seen forever and a day
At the same time a new hero was born
He is better known as Isildur1
Those two are the same persons I might say.

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03-27-2010 , 05:37 AM

#41

jakkedup

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 189

Way to butcher the English language! 2 star thread

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03-27-2010 , 06:01 AM

#42

DaycareInferno

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 18,285

there once was a man named eddie
who thought that he was ready
but his head snapped back
when he called with his jacks
and got hit with the one-two teddy

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03-27-2010 , 06:06 AM

#43

niceguy22

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 824

I'm writing a poker poem
Since i'm broke and bored here at hoem
pros think theyre cools
but I know they're fools
im a jealous mother ****** **** **** ****

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03-27-2010 , 08:10 AM

#44

tommy2tens

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 341

[First 1 - try not to pan it too much]

There once was a player called Blom
Who most people thought was the bomb
He bluffed with king high
Got called by some guy
Then ran off and cried to his mom.

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03-27-2010 , 09:07 AM

#45

nurabsal

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851

The once was a player called Deeb,
The young one, who looks like a dweeb.
He tried to shoot angles,
Against four series bangles,
But Daniel, he had a good read.

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03-27-2010 , 09:17 AM

#46

nurabsal

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851

There once was a player called Tilly,
Put nicely, her chest was quite hilly,
Despite a bracelet by Corum,
She's a joke on this forum.
'cos her play against Patrick was silly.

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03-27-2010 , 09:23 AM

#47

nurabsal

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 851

And then there was Haralabos Voulgaris,
But nothing rhymed....

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03-27-2010 , 10:46 AM

#48

L67C

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 138

There once was a player named Greg
On the circuit he's considered a reg
The rest of this ballad
Says he likes to eat salad
But only if it contains a fried egg

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03-27-2010 , 12:39 PM

#49

networth

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,208

His big heart allows him to win.
While creating a horrible din.
If he plays like a set
And sucks out we regret
You'll be peddling home on your Schwinn.

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03-27-2010 , 01:10 PM

#50

networth

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,208

Her judgement for dating Phil Laak
Was already causing her Flak
But a number of things
Like "I thought he had kings"
Has brought on a full frontal attack

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