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Old 10-17-2009, 10:59 PM   #1771
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Re: Phil Ivey is the Stone Cold Nuts

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Honestly I'd laugh my arse off if I got banned over that. Come November I know I'll be rooting for Ivey to take it home but good God posts like "IVEY TOUCHED ME!" among XY chromosomes are disturbing.
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:01 PM   #1772
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As he left his seat, he brushed past me and muttered "sorry" as he knocked my arm.

Phil Ivey touched me, mofos.
Pretty sweet because he also apologized.
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:02 PM   #1773
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Honestly I'd laugh my arse off if I got banned over that. Come November I know I'll be rooting for Ivey to take it home but good God posts like "IVEY TOUCHED ME!" among XY chromosomes are disturbing.
He is a god among men - him touching you is like being able to sleep with the sexiest woman on the earth.
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:04 PM   #1774
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He is a god among men - him touching you is like being able to sleep with the sexiest woman on the earth.
You do realize that even he'd admit to you that he's JUST a poker player? Right? Right?
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:06 PM   #1775
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lol @ JUST a poker player - quit hating or gtfooooo imo
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:11 PM   #1776
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lol @ just a poker player - quit hating or gtfooooo imo
Hating? I respect him a great deal. The man is great at what he does but as I said even he would admit that he's an excellent poker player but not the second coming of Christ.
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:22 PM   #1777
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You do realize that even he'd admit to you that he's JUST a poker player? Right? Right?
omg like wtf
JUST A POKER PLAYER

wtf is this scame ****

/end life
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:31 PM   #1778
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Stone cold nuts=Ziigmund

This guy looks like he should be one of the villians in a james bond movie
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:37 PM   #1779
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omg like wtf
JUST A POKER PLAYER

wtf is this scame ****

/end life
OMG like I'm gonna like totally end my life because I don't WORSHIP a poker player. I'll be the first to admit that I should be doing better things with my life than posting on a poker forum about Phil Ivey at 11:30 on a Saturday night but holy crap it's just ridiculous. BTW Kevmath or Gregorio if you're reading this do me a favor and ban me because I'm 17 years old and should be doing beter with my time than posting on an internet message board.
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:46 PM   #1780
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OMG like I'm gonna like totally end my life because I don't WORSHIP a poker player. I'll be the first to admit that I should be doing better things with my life than posting on a poker forum about Phil Ivey at 11:30 on a Saturday night but holy crap it's just ridiculous. BTW Kevmath or Gregorio if you're reading this do me a favor and ban me because I'm 17 years old and should be doing beter with my time than posting on an internet message board.
1. not everybody lives in the US and A.. its the am where i live

2. i think u have no life

3. u sound like a douche

4. QFunderagebannage.

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Old 10-18-2009, 12:02 AM   #1781
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Hating? I respect him a great deal. The man is great at what he does but as I said even he would admit that he's an excellent poker player but not the second coming of Christ.
lol. Everyone knows Christ doesn't 3bet light often enough to balance his range.
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Old 10-18-2009, 01:57 AM   #1782
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Hating? I respect him a great deal. The man is great at what he does but as I said even he would admit that he's an excellent poker player but not the second coming of Christ.
wtf is up with this blasphemy?

Ivey > Christ
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Old 10-18-2009, 02:01 AM   #1783
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wtf is up with this blasphemy?

Ivey > Christ
QFT
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Old 10-18-2009, 02:31 AM   #1784
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wtf is up with this blasphemy?

Ivey = Christ
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Old 10-18-2009, 03:06 AM   #1785
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ivey > buddha > christ > mohammed > lao tzu > zarathustra

imo afaik
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