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Old 03-12-2009, 08:50 AM   #76
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

Hellmuth's Top 10:

1. A-A
2. K-K
3. Q-Q
4. A-K suited
5. J-J
6. 10-10
7. 9-9
8. 8-8
9. A-Q suited
10. 7-7

????????

Profit [ ]
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Old 03-12-2009, 08:53 AM   #77
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

but where's the ak double suited?!?!
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:00 AM   #78
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

So the great 11 time world champion of poker has been reduced to that kid screaming "h4xor" over the mic while playing Counter Strike?
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:00 AM   #79
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

PHILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever

PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth



ROOOOOOOOFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:22 AM   #80
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

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I am sure this all is part of his marketing strategy.
Yeah, maybe dropping a bunch of money at 300/600 and then throwing an epic tantrum is all part of Phil's master plan. People will see this, install UB, which will make him more money, which he will then put in some super-secret investments with unheard-of ROIs. He will then use that money to make himself into a godlike figure with supernatural powers, and rule the world with his iron Hellmuthian fist.

Or maybe he's just a tiltmonkey egomaniac who sucks badly at LHE yet still decides to play one of the best LHE players in the world.

Oh, Ockham, please help me choose between these two possibilities!
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:40 AM   #81
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WOW. Easily the funniest chat log I've ever read.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:40 AM   #82
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My contribution to this epic tilt thread:

PHILHELLMUTH: even if you get me tonight, I'll show you the nuts all year

PHILHELLMUTH: I mean wow

HOSS_TBF: you'll see them, too

HOSS_TBF: cause it'll go check check check check check check
lol. So awesome!
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:41 AM   #83
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wowowowo I loved it
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:41 AM   #84
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

At least it appears that a LHE bracelet doesn't account for much...
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:47 AM   #85
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how much did phil end up losing for the session ????
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:59 AM   #86
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I really hate that guy and wishes that he loses a ton of money.
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:01 AM   #87
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:07 AM   #88
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Give helmuth some credit for christ sake!!!!

He is a tournament player and he is playing out of his element....

Imagine if Shaun Deeb played Hoss it would be destruction because Deeb is a tourney player. At least helmuth can hold his own when hes out of his element!
If losing 11 bb an hour is holding his own then yea, he held his own!
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:07 AM   #89
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At least it appears that a LHE bracelet doesn't account for much...
at least it appears u dont understand differences between tournaments and shorthanded cash games.
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:16 AM   #90
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Like to see some HH--as for we know--this is all made up.

HH please OP
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