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Old 03-12-2009, 03:02 AM   #1
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Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

http://hoss-tbf.livejournal.com/18125.html

Some true gems there.

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Old 03-12-2009, 03:11 AM   #2
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

'HOSS_TBF: there is a program called mavis beacon teaches typing which 

HOSS_TBF: i found very useful and you may as well
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rofls. I just sent Hoss $10 on FTP for this gem, and suggest you do too.
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:17 AM   #3
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

The guy never ceases to amaze. That was gold.
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:19 AM   #4
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

hahaha I watched this last night. Phil was actually up 40K until the end, then he just started to give away his chips. It was hilarious and kinda sad at the same time
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:20 AM   #5
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

Strange way to be promoting a site as their spokesman... but entertaining in its own way, I suppose.

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Old 03-12-2009, 03:20 AM   #6
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

awesome
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:21 AM   #7
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

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HOSS_TBF: phil you'd have 8 million less if deck broke even
lol

wish hellmuth would play hoss hu till he lost every penny he has
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:21 AM   #8
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

so awesome chat
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:24 AM   #9
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

I want an anti-bracelet
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:24 AM   #10
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

I've never laughed so hard in my life
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:27 AM   #11
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

Amazing monkey tilt. Somehow I imagine him saying "Security!" in the same high pitched whine he said "Honey! They called me with Q 10!"

PHILHELLMUTH: hoss Im having scurity review this session first time ever

PHILHELLMUTH: thats the truth


Because if he lost, UB must be rigged.
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:27 AM   #12
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Awesome
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:43 AM   #13
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A+

pls go broke phil
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:49 AM   #14
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Re: Phil Helmut's chat after playing Hoss_TBF

I am starting to realize that Phil is going from funny to scary. Is there any chance he is really that stupid or delusional? It almost seems more likely that he is a genius keeping up this BS image for years than he is really this stupid.
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:54 AM   #15
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that is so awesome
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