A friend is paying me $500 to wear an Optimus Prime helmet (w/ built in voice changer ftw) at the $200+$20 LHE event at the Borgata Summer Open. In order for me to get paid I need to:

- Put on the helmet as soon as the first hand is dealt
- Refer to all old people at the table as Deceptacons
- Check-Raise every street
- Use at least 15 Optimus Prime lines before the floor manager, who am I to refer to as Megatron, attempts to throw me out.

Tips?

Go for it...

hell ya that would be hilariousssssss

this is actually quite funny

Flip Video or it didn't happen.

Lol... I approve.

That's me in my avatar btw =P.

lol wtf

if the voice changer is badass, and you take it seriously.. this could be good

Optimus Prime: Sometimes even the wisest of man or machine can make an error.
Optimus Prime: Give it up, Megatron!
Optimus Prime: Heroes never die. I, Optimus Prime, can never be conquered.
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall
Optimus Prime: Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost.

I need more relevant quotes!!!

I need you as backup!!

LMAO!
That would be sooooo tilting.
You must do this.

I've said it before, I'll say ir again: Optimus Prime can do whatever he wants

But still... over/under on having to remove helmet @ 45 seconds

I'm interested in why you have to check-raise every street as well.

I think when you come up with an idea this awesome you are morally obligated to follow through.

lol, what a goof; jokes prop, go for it.

You should try it in an online tournament first, for practice.

Guess this is as good a time as any for this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y (guy that does funny voiceovers of the transformer cartoons)

i think check raising every street is the best part of this

This sounds like this can be epic. "Autobots, Roll Out!"

WTF!!!! that was hallarious...... nothing funier than Optimus Prime saying the F work every 20 seconds....

FYP

you should get an extra $500 if you win the tourney!! imagine that picture in Cardplayer..lol

On busting out: "Megatron has beaten me according to Cybertron law. To violate that law would destroy our honor. We will comply and leave this earth forever."

"Good grief. More bad news. This isn’t one of our shining days."

After all old people drop out of a hand: "The Decepticons are gone. Our path is clear now."

Upon coming to a new table: "This new planet is rich with sources of energy, but the Decepticons must know this too. So we must find them and stop them."

Old people in hand, all Broadway cards on flop: "I'd say Decepticons are in the neighborhood."

Dispute between an old person and floorman: "So that’s what this is all about. It’s a power struggle between Megatron and Starscream. Well, their little domestic squabble is none of our concern."

In blinds vs button raise: "It's an obvious fake. People will never believe it."

Upon playing your first hand after a long dry spell: "Hmmmm, it is a worthy cause. And we have been rather...inactive lately."

Re-raising a hand strong hand that figures to knock someone out: "We must put the animals where they'll be safe and out of the way. And I know just the place."

If leaving for a food/smoke/piss break during play to non-Decepticon: "Until I return I'm leaving you in command. I know you won't let me down."

Shoving into a large pot with old people still live in the hand: "We must make certain that a weapon as powerful as this never falls into Decepticon hands. It would be catastrophic."

Moving to a new table: "Evidentially, the space bridge transported us to this alien planet. Be very cautious, Autobots."

Calling an all-in: "Torture isn't sport, but I accept your challenge."

Talking to your chips while making a bet/raise/call: "We can't risk going in all at once. The rest of you wait outside."

Vs aggressive player who gives up on a hand: "You who are without mercy now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff."

Taken from and more quotes at:

http://quotableoptimusprime.blogspot.com/

The voice changer actually really sucks. It isn't loud enough and the mask doesn't block your normal voice enough so it mainly sounds like your normal voice.

this has to be +ev if you can talk like him