Originally Posted by Lurker Account 2
It is probably getting chlamydia as it arrives in Glasgow. Mine is fine in England.
I was going to say chlamydia, but i don't know how to spell it our pronounce it.
But you are right Glasgow imports all the exotic STDs and distributes them evenly among the proles. I get most of mines on the black market in exchange for Economy Burgers made from mechanically separated chicken.