What do you think I am? Chopped liver?

You're a lowdown, yellow-bellied, lily- livered excuse for a poker player.

I think he was hitting on you , you should slip him your number next time you see him so you can stick it in his liver if you catch my drift

Sure you weren't drunk and he said River?

I assume its some sort of corruption of being punched in the liver. this is one of the most painful and incapacitating punches in boxing/mma.

what did you do immediately preceding villains comment?

Was he from Liverpool?

Probably refers to Portnoy's Complaint.

Hey girl! The houe of blogs has always been kind of on the slow side.

Guess the section doesn't have too much news, views, or gossip Sometimes it's nice to have somewhere quiet though - it's such a hidden gem!

So I received an email from Stars today asking me to fill out an online survey. They said:

"PokerStars cares deeply about your experience with our products and services. That’s why we would like to invite you to help us improve them by completing our Customer Experience Survey.

Your feedback is tremendously important and we are going to study your response in detail to help us better understand how to enhance the PokerStars experience.

The survey will take a few minutes to complete and we really appreciate you taking the time to answer our questions."

I've filled these out before and I was always happy to do it. This is the first time I'm not doing it. I no longer believe that PokerStars cares at all about my experience there. I believe it is a waste of time to even try to give them any input. It's bizarre that they seem to be interested in my opinion yet they completely ignored all of my input about MTTs that were removed that I used to play every day, ignored all of my input about anything really.

It's kind of sad. It's like ending a long-term relationship.

Do you think someone actually reads the individual surveys?

I honestly think they don't care, so why would they read them? Which begs the question, why even send them?

I can answer this question. Even if one goes with the Henry Ford theory ("If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.") there are still real benefits to making customers feel like they are being listened to in terms of customer retention and recommendations.

Whether that works for Amaya at present is another question but then not all their customers are on 2p2 so it may well work with some.

Makes sense.

I ask to play spin and go

Next month I was playing spin and go

So yeah they listen

Asked for my period early and quess what

Desmond has a card room in the vegas place
Molly buys her chipstack 50 grand
Desmond says to Molly that's a poker face
And Molly smiles and then she slowrolls the best hand


Ob-La-De Oh-Ma-Ha 5 card draw.. Brag!
All night the card games go on
Ob-La-De Oh-Ma-Ha 5 card draw.. Brag!
All night the card games go on


Desmond takes his wallet to the jeweler's store
Pawns a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Molly waiting on the floor
And when he bets the river she puts him all in


Ob-La-De Oh-Ma-Ha 5 card draw.. Brag!
All night the card games go on
Ob-La-De Oh-Ma-Ha 5 card draw.. Brag!
All night the card games go on


Happy ever after in the Vegas place
Molly lets the railbirds see her hand
Desmond goes on tilt and shoves his high card ace
And by the evening he's lost much more than he planned.


Ob-La-De Oh-Ma-Ha 5 card draw.. Brag!
All night the card games go on
Ob-La-De Oh-Ma-Ha 5 card draw.. Brag!
All night the card games go on

And if you want some fun....
Deal Ace King Queen Jack Ten.

in before toilet gets flushed

I don't know specifically about pokerstars, but recently I have filled an online survey for a product that easly has millions of users and comes from one of the biggest companies in the world after which I have received this email:

I was in the Aria bathroom the other day when I ran into none other than Todd Brunson! He was handling his business in the stall next to me. We chit chatted and caught up on some things before him telling me he is quitting poker! Before none other than Phil Brunson came out of the other stall in his scooter to say hello and argue that it's not true.

Who should I believe?

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Who's Phil Brunson? and how did he take his scooter into the stall?

Phil Brunson is Doyle Hellmuth's cousin.

Haha, so much win with this.

I just spit my beer out--and a little came out of my nose--I was laughing so hard at this. Thanks for making my day.


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