I've been playing poker for about fifteen years, both online and live, and nobody has scammed me out of any money.

Just trying to redress the balance a bit.

Please send me your Skype name and I'll send you a link to a website with a cute video on it and we can get started

But if anyone finds out it's not me, this is someone else hacking my account so it's all good.

And don't be talking smack afterwards because I'm hooked up with biker gangs and the mafia. and I'll hire a bodyguard so I can hit you with a handbag at live events

I like this.

This is big news!

I don't know who didn't rob ur money either

Nobody (aka No-one) should be arrested.

Stake me, I'll pay you back I swear.

Awesome news! Have you made an Admo like website about all the people that haven't scammed you yet?

Wish I could make this thread

Here is why: You have been playing poker for 15 years. You are clearly old. Old people don't play poker online with a lot of money. Nobody wants to steal your online poker money, because you don't have much, because you're old.

NOBODYISATHIEFANDASCAMMER.COM

1.be an online poker scammer
2.choose "no-one" for sn
3.get rich

I get scammed all the time, by both live and online poker sites. Every time I win a pot they take a "rake" out of my pot. I mean WTF? They say it's how they "make money". Seriously? Do they think they are really entitled to make a profit? I've asked them to lower their profit making scam so that I can be more profitable. How else am I supposed to make a living playing poker? I think it's their job to make it easier for me, but they hae yet to do it. I've also asked them to make it more enticing to the "fish" to play online so that there is easy competition and even easier money. Come on, bum hunting can take lots of time. I guess I could just play good players, but why have to work at it? I want and deserve easy money. I mean that's how poker is supposed to work.

You too should be careful of these scammers....

Ha, you run good!