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Then are they going to test for weed too, it has been said by some that smoke it it heightens there awareness.

If they test for drugs and Ritalin is a baned substance then it doesn't matter if was by doctors orders, it is on the list so find another drug for your disorder or don't play in the WSOP would be the rule.

This is how you win at the 2009 WSOP.

Medical marijuana, fully legal with a prescription, increases awareness of opponents' thoughts on an intuitive cell level. Vicodin for calm nerves during staredowns when you bluff the river after a busted draw. Ritalin helps maintain an intense cokehead focus during the exhausting, long days at WSOP.

Win win win!

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05-19-2009 , 03:28 AM

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CanuckGuy

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Mike is to good

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05-19-2009 , 05:03 AM

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poofinger

adept

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Just be glad that they don't IQ testing before you can start your own thread.

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05-19-2009 , 05:19 AM

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uistbhoy

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<3 ^

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05-19-2009 , 08:01 AM

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Wolitzer

old hand

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Matusow? Edge?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Originally Posted by cking

coming from someone who has played with him several times and is normally harsh about live pros, he's def on one of the best i've played with

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Just a case of good fashion ribbing, just like how he used to consider people like HOSS_TBF "internet donkeys". He actually plays pretty decently on HSP and I'm always (silently) rooting for the guy; seems like he's life-stuck. Hopefully he goes deep in the WSOP, gets a roll, and becomes another FTP sicko! Also cking, what game did you play him in? People say he's a beast limit player.

Wow, lol, how embarrassing. The very worst back-tracking I've ever seen.

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05-20-2009 , 12:56 AM

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grindin my way up!

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 564

they on somethin, to maintain focus for long periods of time.

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05-22-2009 , 12:20 PM

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pokershrink

enthusiast

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Major League Baseball allows ADHD exemptions for use of various amphetamine based medications including Ritalin and Adderall. You need a doctor's note, like when you missed your biology final. For 2008 season 106 MLB players had exemptions. Meaning that ADHD is at least 300% more prevalent in MLB players than in the rest of the population. The preliminary figures for 2009 are that there are now 148 ADHD medication exemptions.

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05-22-2009 , 12:56 PM

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theDireWolf

banned

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lol what a joke

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05-22-2009 , 01:37 PM

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cking

2008 WCOOP ME Champ

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,196

it's pretty common for good athletes who don't have the grades to get scripts in hope of improving classroom production, often at the encouragement of the coach

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