a few weeks ago I was sitting at a 2/5 nlhe table at borgata ... and there was this dude who was acting very strange and it appeared he was playing 'pocket pool' ... I was sitting at other end so I didn't notice anything , but the ppl at the table thought he was taking some chips off the table and into his own pocket.... after a little longer the dude next to him stands up and screams 'stop jerking off' ... floor guy came over and removed the guy and handed out wetnaps to everyone...

the weirdest thing about this is that normally u expect this from some old geezer...but it was some normal looking low 20's guy...strange

It wasn't Roy Winston was it ?

When he yelled "Stop Jerking Off!", was is shrill like a girl?
Also, WTF with giving out wet napkins?

well played sir

they gave out wetnaps in case the guy actually got himself dirty...so rest of table can wash their hands... the ppl at the table said to floorman to replace all the dirty chips in play , but floor guy told us we can take our chips to the cage and do it outself...as soon as the wetnaps were given out I decided to rack up and leave... I was grossed out at the thought of all this....

p.s. it wasn't roy winston...

[ ] I came.
[x] He came.

Jerk off pre imo. You want to get it all in before the flop.

lol

i was gonna post a different joke, but then i saw this one and now i'm not gonna bother

good thinking

He must have been waiting for the nut-nut

in beofre lame nut jokes

I'm sure that if he had known that type of behavior was frowned upon at the poker table, he never would have done it.

stroke more on the flop. re evaluate on the turn

Paycheck > ATM > Cash-In > Rub it on my johnson

I think jerker gets massive win if he goes unnoticed and delivers the money shot onto the table. As played, FAIL.