How is it even possible that Gus Hansen lost over 20 million online? - Page 2 - Poker News

Existentially speaking, it was hard for a light bulb to go off in his head telling him that his game selection was poor when his head is a light bulb.

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05-16-2017 , 06:26 PM

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restorativejustice

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^^^^^
That's probably your best post.

See what you can do when you limit yourself to one sentence.

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05-16-2017 , 06:30 PM

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He often mis- interpreted the "fold" message from his pattern mapper as "shove" ?

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05-16-2017 , 06:35 PM

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^^^^^
That's probably your best post.

See what you can do when you limit yourself to one sentence.

Next step will be SageDonkey throwin' down some haiku.

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05-16-2017 , 06:46 PM

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SageDonkey

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Hansen MTTs with biceps
PLO crash, alas
Chuckle Brothers morphing equity

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05-16-2017 , 07:06 PM

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05-16-2017 , 08:31 PM

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SolarAU

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Playing nosebleeds against super tough opponents, looks like an open & shut case to me.

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05-16-2017 , 08:59 PM

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squire1888

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calling with the worst hand on turns and rivers mainly

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05-16-2017 , 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SageDonkey

Existentially speaking, it was hard for a light bulb to go off in his head telling him that his game selection was poor when his head is a light bulb.

POTY

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05-16-2017 , 10:16 PM

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MSUJew

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lost 20MM but probably ****ed yo gurl

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05-16-2017 , 10:33 PM

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rakemeplz

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Playing nosebleeds against super tough opponents, looks like an open & shut case to me.

Yeah he played like that supernova9 guy, the biggest loser in online poker history.

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05-16-2017 , 10:58 PM

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Gus Hansen lost over 20 million online

But how much did he win?

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05-16-2017 , 11:21 PM

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SageDonkey

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There was a young man from Denmark
For whom Backgammon and NLHE was a lark
Then he discovered PLO, causing him plenty of woe
With his sessions ending in "oh, farkkk"

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05-17-2017 , 02:21 AM

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AllBlackDan

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It obviously wasnt all him

Im sure every Tom, Dick and losing Gammonwhale friend of his had a blast every now and then

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05-17-2017 , 02:25 AM

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not too bad an attempt s.d.

but

A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

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05-17-2017 , 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ray Zee

A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

I wish I could resist but I can't so here we go...

There once was a poker god they called Gus
Urindanger said what's all the fuss
he sat down on Tilt
with some play that was built
to win all of the poker god's money

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05-17-2017 , 02:55 AM

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Ray Zee

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to win all of the poker gods money thus

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05-17-2017 , 02:58 AM

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R*R

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got it (:

There once was a poker god they called Gus
Urindanger said what's all the fuss
he sat down on Tilt
with some play that was built
to win at least one million or plus

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05-17-2017 , 03:13 AM

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Ray Zee

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perfect.

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05-17-2017 , 04:07 AM

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Singasong2222

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There once was a fin from Finland

Who ate all the fish

Before he new it he was spewing it

Left in a hole

And now on the dole

And am not even irish

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05-17-2017 , 04:51 AM

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SageDonkey

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If't be true only Gus hadst stuck to playing liveth tournaments, saying "I has't equity, so I call", then things wold beest so different now.

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05-17-2017 , 05:07 AM

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Eggsackly

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05-17-2017 , 06:00 AM

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Solari

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Is it possible to see who won the most from him?

Dang bros and Luneau mostly.

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05-17-2017 , 06:29 AM

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Dang bros and Luneau mostly.

+ KPR, cottonseed, kostrysin

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05-17-2017 , 07:24 AM

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Solari

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+ KPR, cottonseed, kostrysin

Oh yeah forgot the 08 bots

Sallywoo is another.

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