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Originally Posted by Ray Zee
A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables, and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.
I wish I could resist but I can't so here we go...
There once was a poker god they called Gus
Urindanger said what's all the fuss
he sat down on Tilt
with some play that was built
to win all of the poker god's money