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09-08-2011 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by hansmolman
Yea, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
This
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09-08-2011 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by xalas
"we're playing poker not solitaire" -Doyle Brunson
The Solitaire line isn't the best in here. The best would be...


You say how can I make that call? How can you make that bet?
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09-09-2011 , 08:50 AM
"Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser." (Stu Ungar)

"Bad beats only happen to good players." (Joe Crow)

"Learning to play two pairs well is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly." (Mark Twain)

"You have to put yourself in their shoes in order to take their shirts." (David Sklansky)

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." (Steven Wright)
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09-09-2011 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Exiss
The Solitaire line isn't the best in here. The best would be...


You say how can I make that call? How can you make that bet?
i wonder if doyle was leveling when he made that comment, the bet is clearly better than the call, right? what an atrocious way to play 33 (didnt check how deep they were).

also i love how the commentators keep saying "there is over 8 million dollars in this pot!"
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09-09-2011 , 11:43 AM
Doyle would of busted if patrik hit an ace
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09-09-2011 , 11:56 AM
" Cordially
A Noble Gent"

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09-09-2011 , 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by styx2000
i wonder if doyle was leveling when he made that comment, the bet is clearly better than the call, right? what an atrocious way to play 33 (didnt check how deep they were).

also i love how the commentators keep saying "there is over 8 million dollars in this pot!"
Ya, I think Doyle was too deep for that call; he had the stack to afford 5more orbits. I agree, the bet was right and the call was bad (other than A2, A3 or a bigger pair, at best Doyle had to hope he was flipping).

But you gotta admit, the line itself is hilarious!

Late night WPT shows are how I got interested in poker, but I'd often watch with the sound off. VVP and Sexton (especially the latter) are SOOOO annoying. They ALWAYS talked like it was a cash game and it was actually an $8M pot. And they commentate this hand like Doyle is doing something spectacular, when he is actually doing something really dumb and just hoping to get lucky.

Sexton always came across as just so pompous and Vince just seemed like a colour guy who knew jack about poker but was happily doing whatever hostess they had working that year.
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03-05-2012 , 08:13 PM
Hello,

There is one very motivating quote in my head but I can't remind all of it. I am almost sure that it starts something like that:

"It's not (all) about the money. It's about integrity..."

Maybe anyone know that? Tried to google it but without any result
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03-05-2012 , 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ArtySmokes
"Learning to play two pairs well is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly." (Mark Twain)
Here's another one
"One thing at a time, is my motto--and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only two pair and a jack." -Mark Twain
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03-05-2012 , 09:02 PM
Didn't Phil H. say he could dodge raindrops?
Someone earlier quoted it as bullets.
For some reason I always thought that was funny.
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03-05-2012 , 11:23 PM
After some1 accidentally shows his cards while folding and it's like 82o someone always says " wow u fold that hand" that's my fav
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03-05-2012 , 11:33 PM
"poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they're good. but they're really not"
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03-05-2012 , 11:56 PM
Idiot from northern europe - PH

This guy cant even spell poker - PH

I had trips - JJ
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03-06-2012 , 12:48 AM
"Another Second place in these two man tournaments. Second place, second place, second place, disqualified for urinating on the table, second place."
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03-06-2012 , 12:48 AM
"would ya look at that, she walked away from the nuts"
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03-06-2012 , 12:52 AM
"It's all about making the wrong move at the right time" The Man
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03-06-2012 , 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by MinusEV
had me loling well played
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03-06-2012 , 03:00 AM
"The greatest friend of truth is Time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion is Humility."
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03-06-2012 , 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by never fade
" Cordially
A Noble Gent"

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lol'd
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03-06-2012 , 03:27 AM
U gotta know when too hold em and u gotta know when too fold em
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03-06-2012 , 04:43 AM
MY REVERSE IMPLIED ODDS WERE 500,000 TO 900!
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03-06-2012 , 05:25 AM
If you don't know how too fold them, then you probably don't know how too hold them, to.
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03-06-2012 , 08:14 AM
"I'm too good for myself."

-hellmuth
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03-06-2012 , 08:17 AM
This guy cant even spell pokar-
Phil Hellmuth
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03-06-2012 , 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by MinusEV
ouch my sides
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