greatest poker quotes/sayings ? - Page 4 - Poker News

Both of the previously mentioned Chau quotes here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKHbe...eature=related

If you want to just skip to the titty rubbing, then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKHbe...elated#t=1m13s

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08-25-2011 , 07:06 PM

#77

Flip-Flop

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If you fold the terrorists win!

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08-25-2011 , 07:13 PM

#78

Bill_Clinton

adept

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 751

"I wish i could play as good as Phil Hellmuth thinks he does"

-Doyle Brunson

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08-25-2011 , 07:28 PM

#79

MrPringlesAK

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"Do you feel my power, baby?" - Tony G.

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08-25-2011 , 08:05 PM

#80

onebigdummy

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 739

"I played it like a set....even I thought I had a set"

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08-25-2011 , 08:14 PM

#81

JCHAK

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,273

But how much did you looosssseee?????????

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08-25-2011 , 08:46 PM

#82

zerofan

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,050

Scotty Nguyen......."if you call, it's all over baby"

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08-25-2011 , 10:17 PM

#83

newschool2

banned

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 5,291

Why did I call? Cause **** him that's why!

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08-25-2011 , 10:22 PM

#84

brownjak

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 90

this...
just start it at 3:00
http://youtu.be/XGgmKTbBBe8

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08-26-2011 , 01:20 AM

#85

alefito6804

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"Its problem" Pokerstars Skype Support

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08-26-2011 , 02:13 AM

#86

MeSooLucky

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 8

I was playing live nl about a month ago at bay 101, am on the button and continue my turn bluff on the river heads up with the older guy direclty on my right. He thinks for a bit, folds, and shows KQ for King high. I have 52 no pair and usually don't show my hands but figure this is a good time to. The guy looks directly at me and says

"Its not that your a better poker player then me, its just that I have more bills to pay."

Best line I ever heard first hand.

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08-26-2011 , 04:50 AM

#87

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,267

swongs are 1 thing

btch im cuter

a bnch of fkn arab crrooks

I will fly one day

Don't ban me bro.

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08-26-2011 , 05:03 AM

#88

AlinMC

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill_Clinton

"I wish i could play as good as Phil Hellmuth thinks he does"

-Doyle Brunson

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08-26-2011 , 05:06 AM

#89

silkhandlez

grinder

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 480

"i'll tell you one thing son I'm never puttin more then three thousand in the middle with two tens"

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08-26-2011 , 09:46 AM

#90

Ape Smelter

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6

wauw ups

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08-26-2011 , 09:54 AM

#91

Sclero

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Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 535

"in the poker game of life, women are the rake!" - Mike McDoormatt

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08-26-2011 , 10:08 AM

#92

AlinMC

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,327

lol

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08-26-2011 , 12:20 PM

#93

Morris King

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,061

I will vote for "winner winner chicken dinner".

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08-26-2011 , 12:31 PM

#94

Jérémie

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 176

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeSooLucky

"Its not that your a better poker player then me, its just that I have more bills to pay."

Fantastic line

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08-26-2011 , 12:32 PM

#95

alias41

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 19

poker-hard way to make an easy livi'n

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08-26-2011 , 12:56 PM

#96

shorshi

adept

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 742

*don't exactly know who* taaaaaaaaaank calls a decent river vbet (3 barrels) with TT on AA9A4 vs Tom Dwan...

Dwan: "did u think of raising?"
Guy: "No!?"
Dwan in disbelief that the guy thought about folding: "People must be playing a different game than I am"