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"Too late AXE in the car"

Sure, watch HSP 2, they clearly overlayed sth like "Best Pot-Limit Omaha player in the world". How can that not be true? I think it's blasphemic to assume the producers just based that on vague yada-yada-bla-bla from other pros that might wanna keep the fish satisfyied. No way imo.

Not technically a poker quote but I like this one:

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned", by Fast Eddie Felson in The Colour of Money. It's so true.

Nine ball, corner pocket.

mum-mum-mum-mah
mum-mum-mum-mah

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it
Baby stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition
Play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)

...

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)
Just like a chick in a casino, take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)

Its problem

This is transcendent of Grimm...it's unknowable to man as he lacks the necessary faculties!

I'll decapitate you for implicating me.

All you need is a chip, a chair, a table, cards, a dealer of those cards, at least one opponent, and the requisite skill coupled with a little luck.

I don't care for you, Luck.

I'll encounter you across a poker table!

You call its gonna be all over baaaaaaaby.

pool all day, pok'er all night

f u luck

- Ziigmund

liquor up front, poker in the rear

FYQ.

Something about coming in through the window if the front door is closed

"wat a drama"


PA

"If you're not the one betting and raising, you're probably calling, checking, folding or not playing poker."

+1.11111

Don't cry, rebuy

TAKE MANEY F DO when nutsinho posted it in a HS hu match when he shoved river

In the Poker game of life, women are the rake.

I should have known better than to try to bluff an idiot.

"Hey... you're a ****ing idiot. I accept that."
-- Devilfish, calmly and gracefully accepting the apology of some guy who sucked out on him.

The one & only PH

Beat me to it by a good day, but god yes. Best thing ever. Also, same episode:

"YOU PLAY WITH THE BEST PLAYAH IN THE WORLD RIGHT HERE."

Basically anything Chau Giang says...