Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever? - Page 98 - Poker News

IGRINDALLDAY · 08-06-2009, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by was_sick

I was at his table in the WSOP $1500 6-handed event for the last few levels of day 1. I'm new to poker and so I obv. didn't have a clue who he was but my impressions of him were that he was a really nice guy. I had a short stack during bubble time but I was excited to have run deep in the tournament and having a good time so I would joke with him and the other big stack at the table when they raised my blinds. I like to think I have a decent bs detector and to me he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy at the table in a non-angle shooting way. After we bagged up our chips he even came over and said he was happy to see me make the money and we spoke for a few minutes. The next day I passed his table when I was heading to the restroom and he smiled and asked if I had doubled up. The whole time I was around him he never mentioned who he was or acted in a holier-than-thou I-have-a-ring-lol way at all. I finally found out who he was by asking another player after he had left. I guess someone had to post something nice about him before 1500 posts in his thread

cliffnotes: played w/ Doug irl and he didn't seem like a toolbox.

proceed with the ringaments

Lol didnt once tell you who he was, unless he asked you "do you know who I am" then this obv never happened.

Nice try Doug

vita_nova · 08-06-2009, 05:49 AM

OP:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=712

OP:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=740

2nd one had me in tears haha.

IGRINDALLDAY · 08-06-2009, 06:35 AM

First one is priceless imo Nice work

**Louis Cyphre** · 08-06-2009, 09:51 AM

Maybe change the title from "Toy Doug Lee" to "Tool story"?

Matt Williams · 08-06-2009, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LouisCyphre

Maybe change the title from "Toy Doug Lee" to "Tool story"?

Brilliant!

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08-07-2009, 01:36 AM

First post here on 2+2....(small brag) can someone write a Doug Lee Haiku please?

leprous_hand · 08-07-2009, 01:38 AM

ned? NED RYERSON!!!

08-07-2009, 01:42 AM

yea thats me! I haven't seen Doug Lee in 10 years then he comes up and buys Medical, dental, life, fire, home insurance! BING!

SneakyLimper · 08-07-2009, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by was_sick

I was at his table in the WSOP $1500 6-handed event for the last few levels of day 1. I'm new to poker and so I obv. didn't have a clue who he was but my impressions of him were that he was a really nice guy. I had a short stack during bubble time but I was excited to have run deep in the tournament and having a good time so I would joke with him and the other big stack at the table when they raised my blinds. I like to think I have a decent bs detector and to me he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy at the table in a non-angle shooting way. After we bagged up our chips he even came over and said he was happy to see me make the money and we spoke for a few minutes. The next day I passed his table when I was heading to the restroom and he smiled and asked if I had doubled up. The whole time I was around him he never mentioned who he was or acted in a holier-than-thou I-have-a-ring-lol way at all. I finally found out who he was by asking another player after he had left. I guess someone had to post something nice about him before 1500 posts in his thread

cliffnotes: played w/ Doug irl and he didn't seem like a toolbox.

proceed with the ringaments

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We don't take too kindly to non-toolbox sightings of Doug "The Canadian Super-Toolbox" Lee in these parts of the forum.

Turb0Licious · 08-07-2009, 02:21 AM

So i just saw Doug Lee at the Casino playing 100/200, i sit at the table, and he looks over at me and says "You want lessons on how to be a balla, like me or what"

aura · 08-07-2009, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ned_Ryerson

First post here on 2+2....(small brag) can someone write a Doug Lee Haiku please?

A modern day haiku. For 2+2 and you.

Faster than Huck's mile,
Doug Lee Toolbox bares his ring
And sweaty faced smile.

p.s.- I know haikus don't usually rhyme, but I like breaking some rules (in poetry).

There's an English version called a lune. Basically more can be said in less syllables in English, so it is 353 or 535. Examples:

Circuit ring
Please don't zap me, Doug
Toolbox lives

I have seen Doug Lee
On T.V.
Send pic with email

08-07-2009, 02:58 AM

BING again! great poetry. heres another Haiku:

doug lee is da man
jen harman aint got nothin
neither does jesus

Jetto · 08-07-2009, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by was_sick

I knew I'd catch some grief for being a new member here but now everyone thinks I'm Doug Lee? Awesome...

that's actually a nice TR. hey atleast he was nice fellas

KashHunt · 08-08-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turb0Licious

So i just saw Doug Lee at the Casino playing 100/200, i sit at the table, and he looks over at me and says "You want lessons on how to be a balla, like me or what"

so did you take him up on the offer?? which casino?

200 Motels · 08-08-2009, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ned_Ryerson

First post here on 2+2....(small brag) can someone write a Doug Lee Haiku please?

Vegas in 06;
Only TV Pro was Doug;
A disappointment