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06-24-2008, 03:31 PM
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#106
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newbie
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: maze of twisty passages
Posts: 33
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
From http://shaniaconline.blogspot.com/
I got moved to a much slower, nittier table. I was forced to rebuy again anyway after losing a couple of hands to Doug Lee, who then uttered this devastatingly lame line--"I think we've seen each other on TV before, right?"--by way of introduction. Karga Holt, a cash game player from Commerce and extremely down-to-earth guy, called him "maybe the biggest schmuck I have ever played with" based on the comment, which was a little harsh, but probably not too far off.
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06-24-2008, 08:39 PM
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#107
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Shippy McShiperson
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: 2 twins no cups
Posts: 5,894
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
For everyone that's in Vegas and runs into (or seeks out) Mr. Doug Lee:
1. Walk up to Doug and ask him "Haven't I seen you on the tv"?
2. Ask for autograph. Tell him to make it out to SIIMP
3. Take pic and post here
4. Hilarity ensues
5. Profitttt
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06-25-2008, 01:45 AM
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#108
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journeyman
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 369
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by blankoblanco
i think the fact that he's all sweaty makes it even creepier
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Like I said before...he's sweaty because he just finished cleaning their house.
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06-25-2008, 05:40 AM
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#109
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old hand
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Orange County, CA
Posts: 1,741
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by jtvjon
Like I said before...he's sweaty because he just finished cleaning their house.
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racist ban
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06-25-2008, 01:30 PM
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#110
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old hand
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In a Ket Hole
Posts: 1,209
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by zkg
A few months ago in the 100-200 at the bellagio the following occured:
Random hand concludes with someone winning the pot due to an ace comming on the river.
Doug Lee: Ace on the River, I think that is a poker book.
Rest of the Table: ......
Doug Lee: Have any of you read that book
Rest of the Table: ......
Doug Lee: You should read it, it's a good book
Rest of the Table: .....
Doug Lee [frustrated that nobody has taken his bait]: You know, there is a picture of me in that book
Rest of the Table: .....
Good times...
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Yeah and i bet he's only in there because Barry G was drunk and thought he looked hot
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06-25-2008, 02:37 PM
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#111
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actions have consequences!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Sweet ass inya face
Posts: 19,793
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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06-25-2008, 04:47 PM
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#112
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veteran
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,060
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
I was playing at the Bellagio when he tried to angle shoot and when I said something, he got in my face, yelled at me and stormed away from the table. He was totally busto. I didn't even know who he was until someone told me...
-Jason
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06-25-2008, 07:37 PM
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#113
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 3,931
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by JBS1273
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...ok!
No offense, but I don't think most will get the connection. Same kind of video or pic from another more well known movie that made more than 900 K might be more relevant.
With no sound...don't help either!
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You really suck at this poasting stuff.
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06-25-2008, 07:49 PM
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#114
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adept
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: nl25 :(
Posts: 807
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by POB666
Yeah and i bet he's only in there because Barry G was drunk and thought he looked hot
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bahahahahaha!!!!!!
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06-25-2008, 07:55 PM
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#115
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: won't see mussina pwning anymore :(
Posts: 4,937
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
lol he looks pretty creepy in that banner
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06-25-2008, 09:33 PM
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#116
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veteran
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: OBP < .300
Posts: 2,113
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
i played him in 2/5nl at the rio a week or two ago.
i had a hand where i 3bet shoved 66 on a J76T two heart board. he tanked forever, says "you trying to bully me, kid?." thinks longer, says, "ok, ill gamble." calls, river bricks and he flips up 98. sgh;lisgy;faslkbhf;adkdbhadfkj.
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06-25-2008, 10:19 PM
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#117
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adept
Join Date: May 2008
Location: SuperValueTown
Posts: 711
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by LooseCaller
i played him in 2/5nl at the rio a week or two ago.
i had a hand where i 3bet shoved 66 on a J76T two heart board. he tanked forever, says "you trying to bully me, kid?." thinks longer, says, "ok, ill gamble." calls, river bricks and he flips up 98. sgh;lisgy;faslkbhf;adkdbhadfkj.
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In the words of a now famous internet Moran, "HE WORKED YOU! HE WORKED YOU! YOU GOT A WATCH? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!"
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06-25-2008, 11:05 PM
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#118
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banned
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Inside 27offsuit's head!
Posts: 2,041
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by GreenSmoke85
You really suck at this poasting stuff.
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And you are?
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06-25-2008, 11:07 PM
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#119
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: FEELING YOU
Posts: 8,961
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
Quote:
Originally Posted by LooseCaller
i played him in 2/5nl at the rio a week or two ago.
i had a hand where i 3bet shoved 66 on a J76T two heart board. he tanked forever, says "you trying to bully me, kid?." thinks longer, says, "ok, ill gamble." calls, river bricks and he flips up 98. sgh;lisgy;faslkbhf;adkdbhadfkj.
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man this is hilarious. this guy can't be for real.
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06-26-2008, 12:24 AM
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#120
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journeyman
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 369
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Re: Doug Lee, biggest toolbox ever?
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Originally Posted by Seether
racist ban
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how do you know i'm racist when you don't even know what race i am???fyi i'm also asian
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