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07-09-2009 , 09:55 AM

#1351

Planetist

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,888

Just read it.

07-09-2009 , 12:18 PM

#1352

Lohoo

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,447

We just like to call him toolbox cause he gives others the tools to fix their lives...(?)

07-09-2009 , 08:27 PM

#1353

WWJfergusonD

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,803

Quote:

Originally Posted by prowley

Still pretty new to this forum.

Welcome.

Quote:

I noticed a thread that was like 100 pages on him being a toolbox

Go into "My 2+2" and switch to 100 posts per page. It will make things a lot easier.

Quote:

...i read the first couple of pages and it never explained why. In another thread DN even mentioned that doug was a toolbox. What did this guy do to piss off so many people?

Seriously...100 posts per page, settle in for 30 minutes. You will not regret it. The slow-rolling...the blackjack...the constant lies...the attempted douche-out of the last-longer bet...all gold.
When "gobboboy" makes an appearance...pay special attention. Some of the funniest stuff on the forum all year (Because he's f---ing gobboboy)

07-09-2009 , 10:03 PM

#1354

crev

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickAstleyFan

More stories please! I hope this thread never ends. I hope when you enter "Doug Lee" into google, this thread pops to the top of the list.

Close, its number 4 as of now.

07-10-2009 , 01:10 AM

#1355

RGC2005

adept

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 888

The Facebook Zynga Poker WSOP Team is waiting to meet the "Bomber"
http://www.twitpic.com/9pe4h

07-13-2009 , 05:47 AM

#1356

Malekai

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 271

I ran into Doug Lee after busting from the deepstack at Venetian. He was looking at registration for a 130 satty. I asked him to play with me and we could do a last longer. He replied with a cool "Sorry man, thought it was a 540" So I decide to do something specifically with this thread in mind. I asked him to sign a 100 dollar bill for me. He says ok but is adamant about finding a felt pen. He tells me " I know everyone here....they'll give ME a felt pen." After walking around with him for a couple of minutes, he decided that it was best to sign it with a pen and highlight it. I should also mention that I wasn't sure if I had given him a bill yet or not. (before he walked me around the Venetian in search of a felt pen) This caused to empty his pockets to make sure, which had nothing in them btw... It was a good time. Pics Attached. Sorry for poor quality. It's from my phone.

Inscription says: Doug Lee WSOP 10k Circuit Champion @ Rio

BTW...thinking about framing it and auctioning off for Barry's charity....insight plz.

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/s...13-09_0221.jpg

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/s...13-09_0217.jpg

07-13-2009 , 05:51 AM

#1357

J0hny

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,457

sik,another missed epic thread rofl.A+

07-13-2009 , 05:52 AM

#1358

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

Last edited by leprous_hand; 07-13-2009 at 05:53 AM. Reason: so you don't have to clicky

07-13-2009 , 06:12 AM

#1359

goshmr5

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,081

"dougie the shed"

made my day

07-13-2009 , 06:32 AM

#1360

MauiPunter

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,232

Quote:

Originally Posted by leprous_hand

I think that may be worth less than $100 now.

07-13-2009 , 06:42 AM

#1361

LonghornsNo1

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 117

Quote:

Originally Posted by MauiPunter

I think that may be worth more than $100 now.

FIFY

07-13-2009 , 07:19 AM

#1362

Parole Officer

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 795

The pictures of a sweaty Doug alone in Joe's house are still the best thing in this thread.

07-13-2009 , 10:41 AM

#1363

Lohoo

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,447

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parole Officer

The pictures of a sweaty Doug alone in Joe's house are still the best thing in this website.

FYP

07-13-2009 , 11:54 AM

#1364

two_isles

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 234

Quote:

Bahhstan- "If you knew I had you, then why did you bet the pot on the Riveraaah"

Douggy-"Blocker bet, it's a play most people at your level of play aren't familiar with"

Me- "Ummm I thought a blocker bet was like when you bet like....."

funniest &*&^ ever!
and to the newer noobs other than myself ,
DEF worth the entire read.
no cliff notes would do it justice.

07-13-2009 , 07:36 PM

#1365

dontknower

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 94

Quote:

Originally posted by doublejoker
I spoke with Doug at one of the tourneys at the Commerce.

He is aware of this thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

was he proud of being compared to efficient reliable machinery?

My understanding is that Phil Hellmuth is not dissatisfied with the attention that being compared to a douche bag gets him, and that is simply an efficient reliable piece of equipment. Surely Doug is proud to hold at least that distinction above Mr. Hellmuth?

Surely you are Allen?

p.s. Have you ever rubbed that in his (Phil's) face? I'm curious how he'd respond.

Last edited by dontknower; 07-13-2009 at 07:47 PM. Reason: I don't actually know if a douche bag is an efficient or reliable piece of equipment. I just know that Phil Hellmuth is one.

07-13-2009 , 10:02 PM

#1366

kak1154

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 532

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parole Officer

The pictures of a sweaty Doug alone in Joe's house are still the best thing on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohoo

FYP

FYP

Poasting in epic thread. Doug Lee toolbox Doug Lee toolbox.

07-13-2009 , 11:37 PM

#1367

dontknower

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 94

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_dal_kid

thread never stops delivering!

"Is like Karl Malone baby!"

07-14-2009 , 12:05 AM

#1368

dontknower

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 94

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imindangerrrr

Just changed my avatar from ziigmund to Doug Lee!

That's cool, but you should change it to Hedberg, bro.

Man was a genius. Cheers.

Last edited by dontknower; 07-14-2009 at 12:07 AM. Reason: I'm rich Mitch

07-14-2009 , 12:29 AM

#1369

dontknower

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 94

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuinnessNH

Hurry up...I got $25/$50 tables waiting for me..Doug Lee.

Roddick's look of "Why do i have to do this ****?" is valuable enough, but the fact that Sharapova's subconscious rape-radar is going off is not only a testament to her finely tuned reflexes, but is priceless.

Even in public, if you're anywhere near Richard Brodie and Doug Lee you're best off crossing them legs and cinching that skirt. (Hundred bucks says Roddick was thinking "No way i leave Maria alone with these two.")

Last edited by dontknower; 07-14-2009 at 12:42 AM. Reason: 4-out-of-5 baby! Doug Lee Poker

07-14-2009 , 12:47 AM

#1370

dontknower

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 94

Quote:

Originally Posted by another_rack

Society's greatest investment was investing in Doug Lee!

FYP

Last edited by dontknower; 07-14-2009 at 12:49 AM. Reason: Cuz 4out-of-5 posts in a row is impressive, but 5-out-of-6 is damn near talking to one's self

07-14-2009 , 01:20 AM

#1371

dontknower

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 94

Quote:

Originally Posted by thoth_hermes

Don't do that again. I think i just laughed myself an ulcer at that.

07-14-2009 , 09:04 AM

#1372

NOTtherealAntonius

banned

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 34

http://www.dougleepoker.com/images/2...diariMagic.wmv

Generally dislike partaking in a group pillory of someone I don't know - but Doug just makes it so easy. Look how he stares into the camera the whole time. Jesus.

07-14-2009 , 05:56 PM

#1373

Cosines11

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,566

Quote:

Originally Posted by NOTtherealAntonius

Fantastic addition to the thread. SOOOOO awkward...

07-14-2009 , 06:05 PM

#1374

OnlineHandle

banned

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 612

I have this image of Doug Lee reading this thread every night before bed and crying himself to sleep... even toolboxes feel pain imo

07-14-2009 , 06:10 PM

#1375

ToTheFelt

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 616

Quote:

Originally Posted by NOTtherealAntonius

That is some great 5-star addage to the thread.
LOL, you can tell he totally positions himself to smile and be in the frame.... LOL

DL-TB strikes again.

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