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06-23-2008 , 05:24 PM

#101

blankoblanco

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 99killed

"Doug visiting the Hachems."

i think the fact that he's all sweaty makes it even creepier

06-23-2008 , 05:43 PM

#102

Sponger.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,593

Quote:

Originally Posted by zkg

Doug Lee: Ace on the River, I think that is a poker book.

Doug Lee: You know, there is a picture of me in that book

lol

06-23-2008 , 08:28 PM

#103

AdamSchwartz

Shippy McShiperson

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,521

He may be the most insecure person this side of Hellmuth.

The pic with this caption is my favorite:

"Doug at the Crown Casino in Australia with friends Andy Roddick, Maria Sharapova and Richard Brodie."

06-23-2008 , 10:12 PM

#104

Ricky_Bobby

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,827

This thread irritates me, because I thought Doug Lee was a tool like 3 years ago. I especially liked the hand in which he flopped an underfull against Chris Ferguson in PLO and then sat on it. Ferguson caught the bigger boat on the turn and bet and Lee put on his greatest acting performance to trap the Jesus.

The look on his face when he triumphantly flipped his hand and then realized that he was drawing almost dead was priceless.

06-24-2008 , 12:00 AM

#105

RickAstleyFan

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,947

Quote:

Originally Posted by grabber

fwiw he seems to have a good life, traveling alot and dating nice looking girls occasionally

Hi Doug.

06-24-2008 , 03:31 PM

#106

zkg

newbie

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33

From http://shaniaconline.blogspot.com/

I got moved to a much slower, nittier table. I was forced to rebuy again anyway after losing a couple of hands to Doug Lee, who then uttered this devastatingly lame line--"I think we've seen each other on TV before, right?"--by way of introduction. Karga Holt, a cash game player from Commerce and extremely down-to-earth guy, called him "maybe the biggest schmuck I have ever played with" based on the comment, which was a little harsh, but probably not too far off.

06-24-2008 , 08:39 PM

#107

AdamSchwartz

Shippy McShiperson

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,521

For everyone that's in Vegas and runs into (or seeks out) Mr. Doug Lee:

1. Walk up to Doug and ask him "Haven't I seen you on the tv"?
2. Ask for autograph. Tell him to make it out to SIIMP
3. Take pic and post here
4. Hilarity ensues
5. Profitttt

06-25-2008 , 01:45 AM

#108

jtvjon

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 371

Quote:

Originally Posted by blankoblanco

i think the fact that he's all sweaty makes it even creepier

Like I said before...he's sweaty because he just finished cleaning their house.

06-25-2008 , 05:40 AM

#109

Seether

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtvjon

Like I said before...he's sweaty because he just finished cleaning their house.

racist ban

06-25-2008 , 01:30 PM

#110

POB666

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,207

Quote:

Originally Posted by zkg

A few months ago in the 100-200 at the bellagio the following occured:

Random hand concludes with someone winning the pot due to an ace comming on the river.

Doug Lee: Ace on the River, I think that is a poker book.

Rest of the Table: ......

Doug Lee: Have any of you read that book

Rest of the Table: ......

Doug Lee: You should read it, it's a good book

Rest of the Table: .....

Doug Lee [frustrated that nobody has taken his bait]: You know, there is a picture of me in that book

Rest of the Table: .....

Good times...

Yeah and i bet he's only in there because Barry G was drunk and thought he looked hot

06-25-2008 , 02:37 PM

#111

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

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06-25-2008 , 04:47 PM

#112

JasonP530

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I was playing at the Bellagio when he tried to angle shoot and when I said something, he got in my face, yelled at me and stormed away from the table. He was totally busto. I didn't even know who he was until someone told me...

-Jason

06-25-2008 , 07:37 PM

#113

GreenSmoke85

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,427

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBS1273

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...ok!

No offense, but I don't think most will get the connection. Same kind of video or pic from another more well known movie that made more than 900 K might be more relevant.

With no sound...don't help either!

You really suck at this poasting stuff.

06-25-2008 , 07:49 PM

#114

allinonadraw

adept

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 807

Quote:

Originally Posted by POB666

Yeah and i bet he's only in there because Barry G was drunk and thought he looked hot

bahahahahaha!!!!!!

06-25-2008 , 07:55 PM

#115

technologic

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Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,049

lol he looks pretty creepy in that banner

06-25-2008 , 09:33 PM

#116

LooseCaller

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,113

i played him in 2/5nl at the rio a week or two ago.

i had a hand where i 3bet shoved 66 on a J76T two heart board. he tanked forever, says "you trying to bully me, kid?." thinks longer, says, "ok, ill gamble." calls, river bricks and he flips up 98. sgh;lisgy;faslkbhf;adkdbhadfkj.

06-25-2008 , 10:19 PM

#117

Bawookles

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 767

Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCaller

In the words of a now famous internet Moran, "HE WORKED YOU! HE WORKED YOU! YOU GOT A WATCH? CAUSE THAT'S WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!"

06-25-2008 , 11:05 PM

#118

JBS1273

banned

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,041

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSmoke85

You really suck at this poasting stuff.

And you are?

06-25-2008 , 11:07 PM

#119

lapoker17

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Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCaller

man this is hilarious. this guy can't be for real.

06-26-2008 , 12:24 AM

#120

jtvjon

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 371

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seether

racist ban

how do you know i'm racist when you don't even know what race i am???fyi i'm also asian

06-26-2008 , 03:36 AM

#121

ToTheFelt

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06-26-2008 , 04:36 AM

#122

bazooka87

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rofl

06-29-2008 , 07:57 PM

#123

zkg

newbie

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33

100-200 at bellagio, doug busts 2 from the blind, he announces he is 2000 behind, but does not put any cash on the table. I elect not to say anything unless he actually plays his utg hand. He ends up folding, and then leaves $1 on the table and says he will be back. Because he's such a fish the seat remained locked up for 3+ hours, he never returned. I'm certain he did not have the 2000 on him...